D’aw! Guys! I didn’t know it was so hard out there for you on the big, bad basketball court to pick up new bros. I figured you would just shoot hoops, exaggerate whatever recent
hook up PG date you went on and then make a few approving/disapproving grunts over beer while watching the game.
But apparently trying to water a blossoming a bromance is harder than picking up a floozy chick on Friday night. I can offer little advice except that Barney’s Bro Code might provide the rules of proper decorum. According to The Bro Code, the definition of a bro is: ”a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone else over backwards. In short, a Bro is a lifelong companion you can trust will always be there for you, unless he’s got something else going on.”
Remember not to come on too strong like the guy in this video. In the meantime, keep your chin up bud! There’s a bro out there for everyone.