The real estate market is booming at DisneyParks‘ Magic Kingdom. It’s the hottest place for princesses to purchase their very own fairytale castle. It turns out, Belle and the Beast are outgrowing their small dwelling and decided it was time to put some roots down in a brand new location.

They enlisted the help of HGTV’s House Hunters International to help them find their dream home. The couple found the perfect palace, with spooky gargoyles outside for the Beast and a sprawling library inside for Belle. Now they just need to find tenants for the two other castles — though I think they’re tailor made for Cinderella and Ariel.

Also, someone on Disney’s marketing team deserves a giant raise. Don’t forget to check out their previous profile of Darth Vader‘s new life at Disney.

All the papers are reporting that Katy Perry went to Disneyland to “get over” John Mayer, which seems ridiculous considering:

1. The pair only dated for several weeks so we highly doubt she hid under her duvet with double chocolate ice cream and wrote a new song called “Dear John the Sequel: What happened After Taylor Swift.”

2. She was dating John Mayer. Do you really think the recovery time took all that long?

Girl took some time out of her busy schedule to go to Disneyland’s Magic Kingdom with BFF Shannon Woodward. She tweeted a photo of them wearing mouse ears and hiding behind menus with the caption: “Why, yes! WE will dine with you, Walt!”

And we will gladly dine with you Katy.