In the world of celebrity news, there’s no shortage of hits and misses. This week, Jimmy Fallon makes us laugh, Shia LaBeof shows us his abs, and Kris Jenner makes a sex tape.
HIT: Fallon, Timberlake and Carell make us laugh
When these three get together, it’s nothing but laughs. Carell and Timberlake pose as salesmen with fake arms and who’ve names their suits after former ‘N Syanc members Lance Bass and Joey Fatone. Justin also makes some refernces to his song Suit & Tie . Brilliant.
MISS: Kris Jenner Sex Tape
Okay ew, eww, ewww! Like mother, like daughter. Kim isn’t the only one who’s showing off her assets on-screen. According to Enquirer‘s source, ”Kris was talking about how liberating it was to be filmed having sex and how it was a turn-on to watch herself with her lover.” Kris you better go back and burn that tape. Ain’t nobody wanna see that!
HIT: Shia LaBeouf’s hot abs
She may not be on daytime television anymore, but Oprah Winfrey continues to show us why she was the reigning Queen of the prolific talk show format on Oprah’s Next Chapter.
In her latest not-Oprah-Winfrey-Show special, the big O (stop it with your dirty minds) managed to crack open Lance Armstrong. The disgraced cycling star readily confessed to all the doping allegations that have been shoveled on him for almost a decade.
Armstrong isn’t the only star to have confessed to all the years of lies and debauchery on Oprah’s couch (or non-couch for those still watching post-”retired” Oprah party). For some reason, Oprah was the go-to-person for celebrities who finally wanted to escape from their emotional burden. To be fair, Oprah is no Jay Leno; she doesn’t let her guests off that easily. But they could’ve gone to Barbara Walters or Peter Mansbridge (if they were Canadian) for some tough love.
Maybe the source of all of Oprah’s truth-pulling abilities come from her kind eyes and warm voice. Seriously, would you be able to lie to this face?
This also happens to be the woman who has given away millions of dollars of free gifts, cars (YOU GET A CAR! YOU GET A CAR! YOU GET A CAR!), trips to Australia and makeovers. Not to mention, the lady has been running her own network of charities for years. If that doesn’t give you enough reasons to break down in front of Oprah and purge yourself of all the lies and deceit you wouldn’t tell your own priest. When you think about it in that way, it kind of sounds like Oprah is God.
In any case, here are just a few of the celebrities that have fallen to possibly holier than thou power of Ms. Oprah Winfrey.
1. Rihanna
Last August, the Babe from Barbados confessed to Oprah that Chris Brown was the love of her life. It was the basically the Earth-shattering confession that no one wanted to hear considering Brown beat her face to a pulp right before the 2009 Grammys. Rihanna most likely felt at ease confessing to Oprah as she apparently had no opinion on the controversial re-pairing. Are we taking note, J-School undergrads?
2. Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise’s now tragic relationship with Katie Holmes will forever be defined by the moment Cruise lost it on Oprah’s couch. You could tell he was so bursting with love due to his new relationship but it took Oprah to unlatch the crazy that was in him and would forever change the star. Think about it. Pre-couch jumping incident, Cruise was the most bankable action star. But after he took that leap of faith on Oprah’s stage, he suddenly became this controlling, Scientology nut job. Cruises’ now recuperating public figure can only be attributed to the nice stories his co-stars have been spreading. Wrapping up a scene to get Bill Hader onto a plane to see his family? The ultimate “aww” inducing story.
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Yikes! Looks like babies are on the brain for Kim Kardashian in this week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
As her sister Kourtney gets closer to getting into labour, it appears that Kim is already planning ahead and freezing some of her eggs just in case she plans to reproduce one day.
But while it’s Kim’s choice to do whatever she wants with her body, the absurd part about this video is the fact that she has her mother Kris Jenner help her with the hormone injections.
“It’s just such a sh*tshow. Like, I feel like we have no idea what we’re doing,” says Kim after a clip of her mother pricking her finger with a needle. “How can you do this without your glasses on?”
Um…why wasn’t there a professional on hand to do this? Seeing that Kris didn’t even think of wearing glasses the first time, looks to me this little experiment isn’t very promising.
Watch the preview here and prepare for sheer ridiculousness!
Despite some criticism, the Thompsons have continued their quest to further dilute the intellectual capacity of television viewers around the world. On Anderson Live, Alana and her mother June addressed some potential beef with the Kardashian family.
Saying, “I had heard in the media that her mom is like not liking the show but I know on one of the shows that Kim Kardashian quoted a line and said Honey Boo Boo Child said it.” (OHTD)
It’s a lot easier to understand Kim Kardashian when you know she’s sourcing her material from a seven-year old. Proving if the world wants dumber television, the Kardashians are willing to adapt for ratings. Luckily, if you’re having trouble Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is the television equivalent to failing a few grades. Kris Jenner may have to accept that the world has a new guilty pleasure and even her own daughter is a fan. In this clip you can see Honey Boo Boo telling the world to “redneck-inize” that she’s watching.
With an old music video of Kris Jenner surfacing, this really takes the cake in the most horrifying things I have ever seen on the internet.
Featuring a younger Kris sporting a bob and singing while driving a car, this video was made for her 30th birthday. Singing the lines “I LOVE MY FRIENDS!” repeatedly throughout, there are also clips of people telling the birthday girl they love her (something tells me she put them up to this).
From her off-key singing to listing her favourite things to do such as Bible Study (who would have thought?!), this video is actually painful to watch.
Thank God Kris didn’t pursue a music career after this. I don’t think our ears could have taken any more.
Talk to some of your least favourite reality stars for $20 a minute, Kris Jenner posts a semi-nude pregnancy photo on her blog for her son’s 25th birthday and a Harry Potter star gets two years in jail.
Moms and any form of social media can be a dangerous combination. Not that most moms would ever post a semi-nude photo of themselves pregnant with you as punishment a “birthday present.” That kind of crosses some privacy line, doesn’t it?
Rob Kardashian turned 25 today and to celebrate his mom Kris Jenner dug out and scanned some photos to share with the world on her blog. Yes, embarrassing baby photos aren’t just restricted for when a boyfriend/girlfriend meets the parents, than can be posted anytime, anywhere.
She posted it along with the caption: “Happy 25th birthday to my wonderful, handsome son, Rob!! Rob, you are the best son a mother could ask for and you make me proud every day. I love you so much!!”
Luckily, she also posted another photo which is slightly less creepy.
As the World celebrates mourns the end of “Kourtney & Kim Take New York,” Kris Jenner was the subject of conversation at last night’s SAG Awards.
I think we’re all a little tired of the Kardashian’s relentless fame-whoring, and Kristen Wiig expressed our frustrations without saying a word. In an interview on the red carpet with E! the SNL funny lady did a short rendition of her beloved Kris Jenner impression.
She says nothing and does very little acting but her statement is well received. It would be nice to see Kris Jenner let go of her dream to be the fourth Kardashian sister and focus on her most important role, as a mother. There’s still hope for Kylie and Kendall if Kris spends more time worrying about them and less about her own career.
No wonder Khloe was always the “favourite” out of the Kardashian clan. It’s because she may not be a real one.
According to Radar Online, her late father’s widow, Jan Ashley, claims Robert Kardashian isn’t her biological father. She says Kris Jenner (Khloe’s mother) was having an affair when she was still married to Robert, who passed away in 2003.
“Khloe looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn’t look anything like the other three children,” Jan says.
Jan also explains Robert never took a paternity test because he already loved Khloe as if she was one of his own. Kris Jenner has yet to comment on this accusation.
It’s rather convenient for Jan to come out with such allegations. Since Robert died, she’s fallen into financial troubles. In 2010 she filed for bankruptcy and had to sell the home she and Robert lived in. Sounds like she’s just fishing for a few bucks with this story.
Based on these funny coffee table books by Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz (of Parks and Recreation), we decided to create little postcards for certain celebrities. The authors suggest showing pictures of cute animals when you want to break bad news to somebody really helps ease the pain.
You can watch their promotional video below.
Say It With Baby Animals really inspired me to create my own cards for 5 celebrites that are getting into shenanigans these days.
We posted a video a while ago of Kris Jenner (Kim Kardashian’s mom) using a derogatory slur on national television.
While talking to Tara Spencer on Good Morning America, Kris used the term “Indian giver” when asked if her daughter will return her engagement ring since she divorced her husband of 72 days.
Perez Hilton reports lots of people have called and wrote in, expressing their disgust with Kris’ comment, which is understandable. Knowing what an attention-hungry woman Kris is and knowing how very little brain cells she has, of course she wouldn’t think before speaking. This isn’t so surprising. Kris is oen of those “celebrities” that aren’t properly educated in anything other than how to put on smokey eye make-up. All that hairspray is getting to her, I think.
Posted on Perez’s site is an apology Kris Jenner wrote to her publicist, Tara J. Ryan. In it Kris wrote:
“I am truly sorry if I offended anyone with something I said and I certainly had no intention of hurting or offending anyone…I was asked a question on the spot and because of my dry sarcastic personality I was apparently trying to find a bit of levity in a really tough situation. I was on a book tour in [New York City] that was booked several months ago and never expected to be thrust into the media storm that occurred but nevertheless would do anything for my kids. obviously not an ideal situation and I’m sorry that careless remark came out of my mouth.”
Kris went on to say how growing up in the ’60s, she would hear the term “indian giver” thrown around all the time. Excuses, excuses! She continues to make excuses about how she actually LOVES Indians!
“Kourtney loves fashion and I assure you its a compliment that she is inspired by the indian community and the amazing native style…my grandson wears moccasins almost every day because he likes the way they look.”
Wow, I didn’t know you liked Moccasins! By all means, please make fun of the native community. Just as long as you buy our products! For now, Kris Jenner’s apology doesn’t mean anything until she goes back on national television on her hands and knees begging for forgiveness.
Following the utterly hysterical and dead-on imitations of Kardashian family, the three sisters have voiced their reactions on their twitter accounts. But their opinions are not the ones you might expect.
“Ha! I just saw the SNL skit they did and I could not stop laughing…. LOL,” Khloe tweeted on Monday.
When fans responded with comments like, ”I’m glad you’re smart enough to laugh at it. Love you Khloe,” and, “You’re not offended? I thought the skit was pretty harsh,” sister Khloe Kardashian said, “u have 2learn2 laugh at urself life is 2short…Its SNL… They r supposed 2make fun Its not who we are&I know that.” Pretty respectable responses, Khloe!
Kourtney responded to her sister’s tweet, saying, “I peed! The @KrisJenner was classic.”
Even the girls’ mom Kris Jenner found it in her heart to laugh at herself. While making an appearance in the Access Hollywood studios on Monday, Jenner deemed it “one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life,” saying, “I tell my kids don’t take yourself too seriously and always have a good sense of humor. We’re laughing right along with them.”
I guess we can see where the girls get their maturity from! I am thoroughly impressed with their responses, and will continue to watch the video on repeat, laughing along with them.
Grandma Kardashian owes America an apology. Today on Good Morning America, Kris Jenner was doing her usual rounds (trying to exploit her daughters for more money) and decided she was going to comment on Kim’s divorce.
There was nothing really unusual about her comments until she addressed the matter of the 20 carat ring. Kris was adamant that Kim should keep the ring and emphasized her point with a horribly offensive statement:
“I hate an Indian giver. It’s a gift. You keep a gift.”
First of all, I don’t care how ‘old’ you are, but being ancient (and senile) doesn’t give you a license to be ignorant. In addition, who still talks like that?! Everyone knows that phrase has been stricken from the world’s vernacular lexicon and she definitely should know better.
For the record, This “mother” must really love her daughter. And nothing says “I love you” like going on national television to sell out your child while they’re going through a divorce. It must have made Kim especially proud to hear her mom using outdated racist terminology.
Kris Jenner should probably look into correcting this situation immediately. Yet again the Kardashians have proven that they may be one of the richest families in show business but they certainly are not the classiest.
While many attended the extravagant soiree hosted by Kris Jenner, gal pal Kelly Osbourne remained absent at Kim Kardashian’s bridal shower on Saturday, reports E! Online.
Osbourne, who even Tweeted her excitement for the party earlier that day, backed out in the last minute following the announcement of the death of her good friend, Amy Winehouse’s death. “good morning getting reedy for a very exciting wedding shower for the worlds most beautiful bride to be @KimKardashian i cant wait to see u!” Osbournce had Tweeted.
However, among those who attended were singer Demi Lovato, tennis champ Serena Williams, and former Spice Girl Mel B, who all took to their Twitter accounts as well following the event.
“Had such a fun time at @KimKardashian‘s bridal shower. God that family is gorgeous!” Tweeted Demi, while Williams gushed, ”@KimKardashian you looked radiant today.love u enjoy this moment. Always amazing seeing you and @KhloeKardashian and @kourtneykardsh.” Even Mel B found time to sign onto her account, saying, ”what a busy day today,i went to @KimKardashian bridal shower then @DENISE_RICHARDS baby shower ahhh i am sooooo tired right now!!”
Shortly after the party, Kim jumped on a plain air-bound to Las Vegas, where the bachelorette-party festivities continued. Sounds like a busy weekend – if we’re exhausted just reading about it, imagine how Kim feels!
After announcing their engagement on May 18, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have been the target of all gossip. Of course, that has nothing to do with the fact that Kim has been flaunting her stunning, $2 million, 20.5k engagement ring, designed by Lorraine Schwartz, at any chance she could get. Of course not.
The most recent news about the soon-to-be-wed couple? TMZ is reporting that Kim plans to change her last name from Kardashian to Humphries once she and her boyfriend of seven months tie the knot. Quite a gutsy move for someone whose whole career revolves around her last name.
Take Paris Hilton for example. Would anyone really have signed up to be a contestant on My New BFF if her last name wasn’t Hilton? Most likely not. I mean honestly, the fact that she had to have a show in order to find a best friend is quite sad. I guess that’s what happens when you get into a fight with Nicole Richie!
“I don’t think she should take his name and be Kim Humphries … She needs to be Kim Kardashian because she’s worked so hard to get where she is,” Kim’s mom, Kris Jenner, told Popeater.com recently.
However, one could definitely see this as a sign of maturity. Perhaps Kim realizes how hard she has worked and finally feels comfortable enough that she no longer needs to hide behind the Kardashian name. Maybe it’s time for her to step out of her family’s shadows and just be Kim Humphries. If that’s the case, who could blame her?
Whatever the case, Kim and Kris seem to be very happy together, and we can’t wait to see all the pictures from what is sure to be a fairytale wedding. And from what sources close to Kim are saying, the wedding could be much sooner than we would have thought! According to Perez Hilton, the source said:
“The wedding is going to be at the end of July or the beginning of August. The reason they’re rushing it is because they want to do it before the basketball season starts again, so that they have time to have a romantic honeymoon! She wants it to be very traditional, huge and formal.” We wouldn’t expect anything less!
Pop Eater is reporting that Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden has finally wed his long-time girlfriend (and mother of his two children) Nicole Ritchie in what is being called a “glamorous, old Hollywood affair.”
The guest list (which despite earlier reports of being “close family only” ended up sitting at around 130) included some of today’s biggest entertainers including Gwen Stefani, Ashlee Simpson, and Kris Jenner. We can only presume that daughter Harlow, 2, and son Sparrow, 1, also joined the couple as they took their vows.
Though largely shrouded in secrecy, it has been confirmed that the wedding was an outdoor affair and somehow involved a (very well trained) elephant.
Elephants are so in this season after all!
Sounds like a seriously swanky affair! We guess our invite got lost in the mail…
