Dear Kim,
First off I just want to say congratulations on your pregnancy. I wish you, Kanye, and baby Kimye all the best!
Now I know this is not the easiest time for you. I can’t speak from first hand experience what it is like to be pregnant (nor will I ever since I was not born with lady parts but that’s besides the point) but I have heard that being with child can do crazy things to your body. Plus you had that recent health scare which must have been really emotionally exhausting to go through.
Also, being technically married to Kris Humphries probably isn’t making your life any easier.
So here’s what I’m proposing: that you take a mental and sartorial time machine back to the time before Kanye and Kris happened to your life. Don’t get it twisted! I’m not saying you need to physically go back in time before you were pregnant. However I think for your mental health you need to go back to a time before all that Kris drama, and then take your wardrobe back in time before Kanye’s stylist overhauled your closet.
I’m sure you’re enjoying going to Paris Fashion Week and hobnobbing with Jay-Z and Beyoncé, but I think it’s safe to say your wardrobe needs to be reset. Like I said in my article on celebrity fashion lines, “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.” Kanye might elevate your Hollywood status, but he can’t help you fashion-wise since Anna Wintour still won’t let you attend the Met Ball (a.k.a. the fashion Oscars). Yeah you might be dressing a little more sophisticated and a lot less overtly sexy, but it just seems like a massive personality overhaul as well. Perhaps until Kanye becomes a full fledged and critically praised fashion designer, then you should take his advice.
So here are some evidence of your fashion WTFs since being Kanye-fied:
1. Peplum snake print (?!!) pants
3. Whatever this is:
Should we be worried that this recently-wed hubby knows the exact amount of days Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were married? Or worse, that he’s using the Kardashians as a barometer of success?
Either way, most married couples have surpassed Kardashian and Humphries in their marriage and it’s good to celebrate the small milestones in life. This boyfriend has a bright future ahead of him if he keeps thinking out of the box.
In the world of celebrity news, there’s no shortage of hits and misses. This week, Robert Pattinson gets funny on Good Morning America and Ryan Lochte lands a cameo on 90210.
HIT: Robert Pattinson delivers a zinger during one awkward interview
The Good Morning America crew is no Jon Stewart when it comes to comedy, but at least Pattinson was able to deliver his own zinger about the bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch they presented him in lieu of ice cream. “I’d like my fans to know that Cinnamon Toast Crunch only has 30 calories a bowl in it.” Start the slow clap.
MISS: Ryan Lochte lands a 90210 cameo
Lochte has what I like to call the “David Beckham” problem. Both are incredible athletes and they look damn good, but when they open their mouths, the illusion is shattered. While Beckham’s voice doesn’t match his physique, Lochte’s less than eloquent speech and tweets just makes me wish I never heard him talk. Adding to this is his less than impressive bit in Funny or Die’s “Olympic Ticket Scalper” video which also starred Sir Patrick Stewart, Simon Pegg and Game of Thrones’ Maisie Williams. I really hope the 90210 writers give him one really easy line because I don’t think he can handle anything more than that.
HIT: Jennifer Aniston gets engaged
Aniston’s boyfriend Justin Theroux finally popped the big question on his birthday last Friday. Aniston reportedly cried tears of joy while tabloid editors wept for the end of their favourite tabloid storyline. Good riddance to all the Jen vs. Angie headlines that have plagued us. The only time I want to see an Angie headline is when Big Ange is laying down the law on Mob Wives.
MISS: Lil Wayne rumoured to quit rapping for skateboarding
If you’ve been following Lil Wayne on Twitter, it’s no secret that the rapper is really into skateboarding nowadays. He’s been hanging out with a number of pros and even injured himself earlier this year. “”I picked up the skateboard and I thought it’d be a hobby and what happened is it’s a lifestyle…,” he said in a radio interview with Atlanta’s HOT107.9. “Rap is taking a backseat to skating.” I really hope he doesn’t think he can turn pro that easily. Good skating is more than just flip tricks and rails. Just like rap, it’s about your flow and style, something you can’t develop in one year.
HIT: McKayla Maroney thinks her meme is funny Read more…
Kim Kardashian’s cameo in DJ Khaled, Rick Ross and Kanye West’s hybrid music video for ”I Wish You Would/Cold” is pretty brief, nevertheless it must sting Kris Humphries. Kardashian appears when Kanye raps: “And I’ll admit I had fell in love with Kim/ Around the same time she had fell in love with him.” Of course, the “him” Kanye is referring to is Kim’s ex-husband Kris Humphries.
The black and white, grainy music video was directed by Hype Williams, who has directed videos for Coldplay, Kesha, Nicki Minaj and Jay-Z. I wouldn’t say this particular video is his most conceptual considering it essentially consists of the three guys rapping in a long underground tunnel. If the shaky camera work makes you too queasy, skip ahead to 5:10 to get a glimpse of Kimye.
Watch it here:
In the world of celebrity news, there’s no shortage of hits and misses. This week, Pharrell gets engaged and Lindsay Lohan walks around with a bald spot.
HIT: Pharrell Williams secretly engaged?
The producer has reportedly popped the question to model/designer girlfriend, Helen Ladichanh. The two were seen together at The Dark Knight Rises premiere and Helen had a ring on her finger. How long he and his fiancé have been engaged for has been widely speculated on and could be anywhere between a couple weeks to a year.The two already have a son named Rocket together. Pharrell hasn’t said a word about it. If true, congratulations to the couple, and I will see everyone else in the Pharrell Williams Can Never Be Mine support group.
MISS: Rolling Stone reuses tagline for Bieber cover
The rock and roll magazine may be losing their creative spark as Bieber is “Hot, Ready and Legal,” just like Lindsay Lohan was back in 2004. Obviously, being “hot, ready and legal” worked out in her favour. At least Lindsay looked her age while Bieber’s cherub face doesn’t really sell the tagline. They probably should’ve put a badass leather jacket around his shoulders instead of opting for the white tank.
HIT: Kim Kardashian shows off her best ugly cry on a rollercoaster
Kim’s ability to show off her new relationship on every possible platform is a bit astonishing as Humphries continues to be bitter. While we may all be sick of overexposure status, we should at least give her credit for tweeting an unflattering photo of herself. Kim has her best ugly cry face on as she, sister Kylie and boyfriend Kanye ride Magic Mountain.
MISS: Kris Humphries tries to mock Kanye on Twitter Read more…
By: Cassandra Gallo
I have to admit that I’m inexplicably intrigued by Kim Kardashian’s life. Don’t give me that look! I know there are a ton of you out there, considering she now has more Twitter followers than President Obama.
At the same time, I don’t know why we’re drawn to such sadistic drama. Even The Hunger Games’ Jennifer Lawrence backs me up on this. She recently commented on how we see Kim’s life as entertainment: “I was watching the Kardashian girl getting divorced, and that’s a tragedy for anyone,” Lawrence told Parade. “But they’re using it for entertainment, and we’re watching it.”
Kim is a leading lady in the media so it’s no surprise that if a celebrity utters one good or bad word against her, it’s blown out of proportion. Those “battles” are like wildfires — one quote is misinterpreted and all of Hollywood goes a blazing!
Here’s the running tally:
1) We all heard about Jon Hamm slamming the Kims and Paris Hiltons out there. But when Kim slammed Hamm right back by calling him careless, instead of apologizing the Mad Men actor stood by his original burn and said on The Today Show: “It’s a part of our culture that I certainly don’t identify with, and I don’t really understand the appeal of it other than in a sort of car crash sensibility. And it’s not something that I partake in or enjoy, but it is what is and here we are.” He also said: “There are a lot of channels on the dials and those channels need to be filled up with things… Its different strokes for different folks” If this feud continues it might become bigger than Kim’s booty!
2) Tough guy actor Jason Statham recently jumped on the bandwagon of insults. During his most recent interview with Details magazine he was asked if he considers himself a brand… his response was “Fahk ‘em. Kim Kardashian’s a brand.”
3) Kris Humphries’ made his first public dig about Kim to Life & Style on March 20. He told the magazine: “I am a genuine person who says it like it is,” he told the mag on March 20. “I only like to be involved with things I truly believe in. It’s the kind of person I am. A lot of people do things just for money, but that’s not for me.” That kind of seems like a dig at workaholic Kim. Wow divorce really does bring out the best in people!
A look back:
4) Relationship expert Misogynist Snoop Dogg gave Chris Humphries advice on how to deal with Kim in a recent online video. He said Kim’s “cold-blooded, I’m pretty sure she’ll have a book in a month talking about all the n****s that she got and how she played them.” He also added “so, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel.” While I want to think the best of Snoop I wonder if Kim formerly rejected the rapper’s come-ons. In “Drop It Like It’s Hot” he raps: ”See I specialize in making all the girls get naked,” but maybe he wasn’t hot enough for Kim.
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5) Barbara Walters did not hold back when she interviewed the Kardashians for her 10 Most Fascinating People of 2011 segment. Walters grilled the girls throughout the interview and then implied outright said that she is talentless. “’You don’t really act; you don’t sing; you don’t dance,’ Walters said. ‘You don’t have any – forgive me – any talent!” It’s not really a feud if she’s just stating the facts right? But why is it inappropriate for Jason or Jon to say something similar?
In another addition of Kardashian-Humphries divorce news, TMZ reports that both are willing to end their marriage with an annulment if the other confesses to fraud.
Huh?
Kardashian think Humphries should admit to fraud because he promised to live with her in Hollywood but then said he wanted to move to his native Minnesota.
Humphries on the other hand, believes his estranged wife only married him as a publicity stunt and never intended to make it work.
And so the mystery of who’s right continues…
My solution to this problem is that they should both admit the marriage was a publicity stunt and owe us all money for having to hear every annoying detail of their lives!
Too bad it isn’t possible…
I just hope they settle things soon so we can all stop hearing about them and their extremely public lives.
Kris Humphries is “secretly demanding” his ex-wife Kim Kardashian for $7 million.
According to TMZ, the basketball player’s lawyer has given Kardashian an ultimatum: either pay up, or endure an ugly, public trial.
But Kardashian’s lawyers are playing it tough.
Considering that the marriage only lasted 72 days, the community property wouldn’t even be close to $7 million even if there wasn’t a pre-nuptial agreement.
But since there was a pre-nup, this means Kardashian owes Humphries nothing.
Though it’s not like Humphries didn’t make money off the marriage.
According to TMZ, he made around $ 1 million from the wedding and the TV special that showcased the nuptials. In addition, it was also said that he made somewhere between $250,000 and $300,000 for making appearances on the Kardashians’ reality show.
I honestly could care less about the short marriage, but I find it funny and ironic how TMZ reported that Humphries was “secretly demanding” his ex-wife for money and threatening an “ugly, public trial” if she doesn’t follow through.
Let’s face it. There are no secrets with the Kardashians. And seeing that this already out in the public, calling this a secret would be extremely redundant.
Come on! It’s the Kardashians for crying out loud.
The big question for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries after their marriage fail is what to do with all those shiny, new wedding gifts. That means the media has erupted into a pointless “he said, she said” war. We’re not keeping score or anything but here’s the tally so far:
Kim versus the Hump
Kim: TMZ is reporting that Kim sent a letter to her guests telling them she donated double the value of every gift received to the Dream Foundation. The exact value? $200,000.
Score: Kim gets one point for the nice sentiment. Most of her guests are filthy rich and can afford to have her keep the gifts and donate the value of them to charity. But she gets one point taken away for form. I’m not sure what the protocol is, but I think most guests would appreciate having the option of getting their “fairytale” gift back before she decided to keep them.
Kris: Kris thinks it’s great Kim donated the money but that she should give the gifts back. What do you really do with a $1000 juicer anyway?
Score: Kris gets one points for thinking of his guests and one point taken away for going against his word. Apparently the NBA star kept some swag of his own: a $5000 gift card to YSL from Kim’s bestie Jonathan Cheban.
Tally? 0 points for both! Seriously guys! You were married for 72 days, the biggest question shouldn’t be what to do with your gifts, it should be why did you get married in the first place?
But if we really want to get into it, Lizzy Post, author of the most recent edition of Emily Post’s Etiquette told New York Daily News: “The rule of thumb is if the marriage ends after just six months, you should return the unused gifts,” she stated. “After just 72 days, the gifts must be returned to the wedding guest.”
Kim Kardashian has become one of the most hated people of 2011, after her stunt of marrying and divorcing Kris Humphries. To help restore her image, In Touch Weekly is reporting Kim is considering adopting a baby.
“She wants to adopt a Haitian baby, and she wants to do it as soon as possible,” an “insider” dishes to the mag. “She’s telling friends she wants to adopt because of the awful living conditions she saw in Haiti [writer's note: did she actually see anything in Haiti besides fashion shows and the inside of her luxury hotel?]. But it’s pretty obvious she’s only doing it to revive her image.”
However, this source says Kim is not ready to be a Mom.
“Kim treats [Mason, Kourtney Kardashian's son] like an accessory, not a baby,” the pal says. “She plays with him when she’s posing for pictures, but otherwise, she’s always busy texting to have anything to do with him. … She’s even said that she’s too into her career to have a baby.”
This woman should not be allowed to adopt a baby. Her PR stunt marriage was one thing, but bringing a child into her crazy life is another thing all together.
Do you think Kim should be able to do adopt a child?
The ex-Mr. Kim Kardashian didn’t get the warm welcome from sports fans he wanted when he got back on the basketball court yesterday.
Kris Humphries, who just signed a one-year contract with the New Jersey Nets worth $8 million, was booed and heckled by 20,000 fans as he stepped out to play against the New York Knicks.
US Magazine even reports the fans added more salt to the wound by chanting “Reggie Bush” as he began playing ball. If I were one of those people watching the game at Madison Square Garden, I’d rather waste my breath on Kim Kardashian. She should be the one booed in this situation. She appears to be the one that divorced Kris for selfish reasons after just 72 days.
MSG commentator Kelly Tripucka says Kris has become the most hated man in the NBA, a title I don’t think he deserves. He smartened up and escaped the snobby wrath that is Kim Kardashian in 72 days. If anything, he deserves a medal.
Initially people were saying Cheban would sue Kris for $5 Million, but apparently it isn’t true. TMZ caught up with Cheban and he talked about the situation.
Is Cheban gay? Possibly, but who really cares. However, Cheban has said the accusation “caused me a lot of problems already.” What does that mean? Gay guys have been asking him out?
In a scene on the upcoming season of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kim is packing her bands with her new hubby Kris. Before it all went downhill, the two were very affectionate together, which is eerie to watch now, since they are now anything but. Maybe it’s all caused by the comment Kris made when trying to pick up his new bride. “You must have ate a lot of wedding cake!”
It’s uncomfortable to watch the new season of the show, especially when Kris playfully says things like “You’re my wife now! It’s gonna take a lot to get rid of me.” By a lot, he means 72 days.
Watch the awkward clip over at US Magazine.
Gossip Cop also posted a sneak peak of the upcoming Kardashian show. In this clip, Kim addresses her fallout with her new husband. Looks like the divorce will indeed be mentioned on the show. I, personally, was under the impression that Kris would just disappear without ever being acknowledged.
Kim is seen crying and telling her sister, “he fell in love with me and I fell in love with him, and now my feelings have changed… I failed at this.”
Watch the video below. Catch the new season of Kim’s show this Sunday night on E!
Every week celebrities flock to their twitter accounts to post the wackiest, entertaining, informative, and sometimes the most heartfelt messages for their followers. Here are three of the best celebrity tweets from this week so far:
“There’s no place like home,” tweeted former NBA star Kris Humphries.
Since his public divorce with Kim Kardashian, he finally broke his Twitter silence on Monday. Keep clicking your sparkly red shoes, Kris.
“Let me get this straight: the vampire impregnates the girl who always looks pissed and then the werewolf wants her baby? I miss John Hughes,” tweeted actor Zach Braff.
He was referring to the The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn which comes out this Friday. We miss John Hughes too, Zach.
“Dont say sh*t to anybody and everyone feels its cool to attack me. GROWN ADULTS!!!! that sh*t happened three years ago!…” tweeted singer Chris Brown.
In a three-part series, Chris lashes out about how people should shut up about his past relationship with Rihanna. While we don’t approve of his tirade, we do agree that its time to let this go already! According to Perez Hilton, the tweets were taken down shortly after having been posted.
Kim Kardashian is suing her former publicist Jonathan Jaxson after Jaxson went on a media tour calling her marriage to Kris Humphries a “sham.”
“It was obvious that it was staged,” Jaxson recently said on “Good Day L.A.” “There were contracts already in place for E! to film it. Everything was written down.”
Now Kim and her lawyer are suing Jaxson for $200,000 for damages. Jonathan posted the following on his blog, saying there are no grounds for the suit.
“To the best of my knowledge, I have never signed an agreement dealing with confidentiality with Kim Kardashian. I have an agreement in my possession that does not have either parties signature on it,” wrote Jaxson, who added that many of his recent statements have been based on conversations with friends he and Kardashian share.
Do you think the marriage to Kris Humphries was a sham? Or the marriage just didn’t work?
Normal people hold vigils for outstanding people that have sadly passed away. But Kim Kardashian fans aren’t normal it appears.
One person posted an ad on Craigslist yesterday about holding a vigil outside the Dash store in Soho, New York to mourn Kim’s divorce. A surprisingly large group of people showed up, holding candles and posters and leaving their phone numbers for Kim on Post-its.
It seems people are taking the whole break-up harder than I thought. I’m just wondering, don’t these people have work? And why weren’t they holding a candlelit vigil for me when my ex dumped me? At least our relationship was longer than Kim’s actual marriage.
Below are photos of the peculiar event that were posted on Buzzfeed. Look out for a random appearance from a crime-solving canine.
The divorce of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries was so 2 days ago… After a mere 72 days of marriage, everyone in their right mind is wondering if Kim’s marriage was simply a Just-for-TV special.
This morning Kim, along with Khloe & Lamar Odom, made an appearance at Hugo’s in Sydney, Australia for the new handbag collection. Kim appeared to have moved on from the brief spout with Humphries by continuing to promote the Kardashian goldmine in any way she can. It doesn’t hurt that brother Robert Kardashian, and mother Kris Jenner are also making good face time with their own endeavours.
The marriage came and went at the right time in terms of publicity if you ask me! The Kardashian Kollection Handbag launch in Australia, Kris Jenner comes out with a book, “Kourtney & Kim Take New York”‘s second season, and Robert Kardashian on “Dancing with the Stars”… If it wasn’t planned, the Kardashian brand has got some kind of powerful Magical Being that does infinitely better work than any PR company.
Despite it all, Kim felt it necessary to state on her blog that “[she] married for love”… I’m glad she clarified it for me, because I thought the sanctity of marriage was all about money and publicity.
Check out the video below:
This is one of the more ridiculous claims I’ve read yet, however, given the nature of the people involved, anything is possible.
Media Takeout is reporting that Kim’s made-for-television 72 day wedding was somehow affected by Reggie Bush. According to the site, Kim met with her ex two days before filing for divorce, saying:
“Kim Kardashian had lunch with her ex-BF Reggie Bush in NYC… According to a person close to Reggie, the discussion at one point turned to whether the pair could ever RECONCILE.”
Media Takeout also claims that their “insider” (sounds extremely credible – pause for sarcasm) also told the publication that Bush:
“…would not do ANYTHING with her unless she was single. She had to get an official DIVORCE before he would ever even consider having a physical relationship with Kim.”
Once again, we’d like to stress that this could be accurate or completely false. What is certain though, is that Bush is undisputedly a better athlete than her ex-husband who has yet to rebound, on or off the court.
While some celebrities are dressing up in their scariest or hoochiest Halloween costumes, Kim Kardashian is donning her finest courtoom suit as she divorces Kris Humphries.
Married for only 72 days, the couple are splitting up today and TMZ is reporting it’s because Kim refused to move to Minnesota with her main man. Honestly, I don’t blame her, I wouldn’t move to Minnesota either. Kim and Kris Take Minnesota probably wouldn’t get good rating on E! Network.
Luckily, Kim made sure Kris signed a pre-nup. The couple did make it rain on their wedding day by dropping a whopping $10 million! That’s $138,888 for every day until today (TMZ did the math) which is probably what Kris makes in a year. Let’s be honest, Kim was definitely the bread-winner in that relationship, sucks Kris can’t get any slices of that loaf anymore.
And, if ghosts and goblins aren’t scary enough for you this Halloween, just picture a single, man-hungry Kim roaming the streets like Godzilla. That’ll make you scream in agony.
While many attended the extravagant soiree hosted by Kris Jenner, gal pal Kelly Osbourne remained absent at Kim Kardashian’s bridal shower on Saturday, reports E! Online.
Osbourne, who even Tweeted her excitement for the party earlier that day, backed out in the last minute following the announcement of the death of her good friend, Amy Winehouse’s death. “good morning getting reedy for a very exciting wedding shower for the worlds most beautiful bride to be @KimKardashian i cant wait to see u!” Osbournce had Tweeted.
However, among those who attended were singer Demi Lovato, tennis champ Serena Williams, and former Spice Girl Mel B, who all took to their Twitter accounts as well following the event.
“Had such a fun time at @KimKardashian‘s bridal shower. God that family is gorgeous!” Tweeted Demi, while Williams gushed, ”@KimKardashian you looked radiant today.love u enjoy this moment. Always amazing seeing you and @KhloeKardashian and @kourtneykardsh.” Even Mel B found time to sign onto her account, saying, ”what a busy day today,i went to @KimKardashian bridal shower then @DENISE_RICHARDS baby shower ahhh i am sooooo tired right now!!”
Shortly after the party, Kim jumped on a plain air-bound to Las Vegas, where the bachelorette-party festivities continued. Sounds like a busy weekend – if we’re exhausted just reading about it, imagine how Kim feels!
