First off I just want to say congratulations on your pregnancy. I wish you, Kanye, and baby Kimye all the best!
Now I know this is not the easiest time for you. I can’t speak from first hand experience what it is like to be pregnant (nor will I ever since I was not born with lady parts but that’s besides the point) but I have heard that being with child can do crazy things to your body. Plus you had that recent health scare which must have been really emotionally exhausting to go through.
Also, being technically married to Kris Humphries probably isn’t making your life any easier.
So here’s what I’m proposing: that you take a mental and sartorial time machine back to the time before Kanye and Kris happened to your life. Don’t get it twisted! I’m not saying you need to physically go back in time before you were pregnant. However I think for your mental health you need to go back to a time before all that Kris drama, and then take your wardrobe back in time before Kanye’s stylist overhauled your closet.
I’m sure you’re enjoying going to Paris Fashion Week and hobnobbing with Jay-Z and Beyoncé, but I think it’s safe to say your wardrobe needs to be reset. Like I said in my article on celebrity fashion lines, “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.” Kanye might elevate your Hollywood status, but he can’t help you fashion-wise since Anna Wintour still won’t let you attend the Met Ball (a.k.a. the fashion Oscars). Yeah you might be dressing a little more sophisticated and a lot less overtly sexy, but it just seems like a massive personality overhaul as well. Perhaps until Kanye becomes a full fledged and critically praised fashion designer, then you should take his advice.
So here are some evidence of your fashion WTFs since being Kanye-fied:
1. Peplum snake print (?!!) pants
3. Whatever this is:
Talking Sh*t is back with some new faces! Our first order of business: Try and figure out what it is about celebrity couples and gossip that gets us all hot and bothered. Am I the only one who thought Harry and Taylor were going to last forever? No? My god that’s terrible.
We go over everything from our favourite celebrity couples (Kimye!!) to what makes a strong celebrity nickname. Jelena, Delena, Finchel… there are too many to keep track of.
Tell us in the comments below why people give a sh*t about celebrities and if we’re all doomed….
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Stop the presses, ladies and gents. There will soon be a Kimye Jr. running around the streets of Hollywood.
According to E! News, Kim Kardashian is expecting her first child with Kanye West. Spilling the news during a show in Atlantic City on Sunday night, the rapper reportedly said, “Stop the music and make some noise for my baby mama,” before pointing to Kardashian, who was in the crowd.
Moments later, the rest of the Kardashian clan started tweeting the good news.
Sister Kendall Jenner tweeted, “Whos excited about the KIMYE babbyyy?! weeee!”
While Mom Kris Jenner said, “Im a happy girl !!!!!!!!! Wowza!” and “Oh BABY BABY BABY!!”
Meanwhile, Khloe Kardashian tweeted, “Keeping secrets is hard with so many family members! Especially when you are so freaking excited!!!!! LOVE is everything!!!!”
While Kourtney Kardashian later added, “Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can! Another angel to welcome to our family. Overwhelmed with excitement!”
It’s been said that Kim is about 12 weeks pregnant, which is kind of awkward because she still hasn’t officially divorced Kris Humphries yet.
But with a Kimye baby on the way, one thing’s for sure. This couple sure knows how to kick off the new year with a bang.
Kanye West flipped out a paparazzi in Miami last night after she asked some questions about Kim Kardashian’s ex boyfriend Reggie Bush. It all started after Kimye left a restaurant in Miami beach and the photographer shouted: Kim did you know Reggie is here [in Miami] having dinner?” She then followed with another whopper: “Did you wanna go congratulate him on his pregnancy?”
According to TMZ, Kanye rushed after the female pap. The pap later told the other photographers that Kanye tried to beat her up. Although he never struck her, he did try to grab her camera. Meanwhile, Kim tried to keep the peace by continuing to smile (unfortunately that never really works). After the confrontation, Kim and Kanye got into a waiting Rolls Royce.
This isn’t the first time Kanye tried to run after a camera, though I really have no sympathy for the pap. Kim and Kanye live a public life and can’t expect to have privacy all the time, however, the question was an a inappropriate and distasteful attempt to start drama. It certainly did, so the pap can’t complain if Kanye wasn’t a good sport about it. That’s exactly what she wanted right?
TMZ should know, Kanye destroyed one of their cameras:
I can’t really relate to this (since I’m a girl myself), but how does Bruce Jenner do it? He’s basically surrounded by woman in his family 24/7. Not only does he have a daughter from his first marriage, a step-father to Kris’ daughters from her first marriage (Kim, Kourtney and Khloe), and Kendall and Kylie (with Kris), he must have a ton of responsibilities under his belt.
The former Olympian was in studio with Ryan Seacrest the other day, where he was asked (FF to 1:54) what happens when a “new man” enters the family. HINT: Kim + Kanye= Kimye. As soon as Bruce hears the question, he clenches his teeth into a tight smile and it looks as though he doesn’t want to say what he really feels.
Bruce played it safe and said, “I have to back up, I have to accept their decision, and I watch it very closely.”
While I appreciate this depiction of what the Kardashians will look like in 20 years, I don’t really believe it. This is what the sisters would look like if they aged naturally LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE but alas, they’re the Kardashians and will probably use all sorts of magical anti-aging treatments from back alley sorcerers.
Kim, of course, will disappear for a longterm “holiday,” which is obvs code for the surgeon’s office. Meanwhile, Kourtney will use something more natural like whale sperm or leaches to maintain her perfect complexion. If anyone were to stay natural my guess would be Khloe.
That said, I think these hypothetical future mantle portraits by Planet Hiltron are hilarious. Kim and Kanye look like a Southern couple from the 90s who bring their five kids to the Fry Shack on weekends. But come on, we all know in 20 years Kanye will be living in a penthouse on Mars, wearing a gold space suit he designed himself. So he won’t have to worry about aging silly.
Here are some other celebs in 20 years:
Rihanna: Read more…
Kanye has admitted in the past that if he doesn’t verify something on Twitter or in a song, then it’s just not true. That’s why people are taking his lyrics about marriage so seriously —probably a little too seriously.
In a new guest spot on an untitled track by hip hop artist Pusha T, Kanye is expected to rap: ”I saw you in the club in a white dress/Now I want to put you in a white dress.”
Ya that’s it. That’s the big lyric everyone’s freaking out about. Us Weekly also reports that Kim and Kanye are undoubtedly having conversations about marriage. Although many wonder whether their relationship is just a PR stunt, ‘sources’ tell the magazine Kimye is completely real.
Of course, Kanye previously rapped about Kim in “Theraflu,” in which he says: ”And I admit I fell in love with Kim/’Round the same time she fell in love with him,” referring to Kris Humphries.
In the meantime, the two have been seen strolling around NYC together, getting ice cream and taking in Broadway shows. Plus, they already went through their first wardrobe malfunction together (see below).
Yes, the Kim and Kanye thing is still happening. While we were all obsessing over Katy Perry and her new beau, the Kimye situation slipped right past our radar. But here they are, buying ice cream in NYC’s Soho neighbourhood. The two seem pretty chipper together and it looks like they’re both wearing matching leather leggings, which means they’re one step away from identical terry cloth jumpsuits.
Kim was even spotted wearing a pair of earrings that spell out Kanye’s initials. When personalized bling comes into the picture, you know things are getting serious.
Ellen had the guts to ask Khloe Kardashian Odom about “Kimye,” or if you’re totally out of the loop Kim and Kanye. The verdict? Well, Khloe doesn’t completely deny the rumours, which is probably code for YES they are a couple.
Khloe said while she doesn’t know the details of their relationship, the family has known Kanye for a long time and she thinks they’d be cute together. Perhaps Khloe is right. I mean, she’s the only family member who outright told Kim that her and Kris Humphries aren’t suited to each other. Sisters know best!
I guess we’ll find out soon enough when Keeping Up With The Kardashians returns on May 20. Kanye, who previously appeared on Kourtney & Kim take New York, is apparently game to appear in the new season.