It was only a couple weeks ago when we were trying to figure out which ghost Ke$ha had sex with. Turns out, the “Die Young” singer is ALL ABOUT bizarre relationships because her newest boyfriend is a transparent pink dildo that just happens to do interviews with her. Guess she won’t be invited to Radio Disney anytime soon…

That Kesha is one classy lady. Yes, she of the cock pop genre, who tweets about her peeepee tasting better than kombucha and carefully transporting her vinyls in tampon cases because they’re filled with blood (apparently it’s a long story).

Yesterday Kesha enlightened us with a photo of herself peeing on the street because she couldn’t drive another five minutes to a gas station. Her tweet was like bait for the police and inspired universal discomfort in everyone else.