First off I just want to say congratulations on your pregnancy. I wish you, Kanye, and baby Kimye all the best!
Now I know this is not the easiest time for you. I can’t speak from first hand experience what it is like to be pregnant (nor will I ever since I was not born with lady parts but that’s besides the point) but I have heard that being with child can do crazy things to your body. Plus you had that recent health scare which must have been really emotionally exhausting to go through.
Also, being technically married to Kris Humphries probably isn’t making your life any easier.
So here’s what I’m proposing: that you take a mental and sartorial time machine back to the time before Kanye and Kris happened to your life. Don’t get it twisted! I’m not saying you need to physically go back in time before you were pregnant. However I think for your mental health you need to go back to a time before all that Kris drama, and then take your wardrobe back in time before Kanye’s stylist overhauled your closet.
I’m sure you’re enjoying going to Paris Fashion Week and hobnobbing with Jay-Z and Beyoncé, but I think it’s safe to say your wardrobe needs to be reset. Like I said in my article on celebrity fashion lines, “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.” Kanye might elevate your Hollywood status, but he can’t help you fashion-wise since Anna Wintour still won’t let you attend the Met Ball (a.k.a. the fashion Oscars). Yeah you might be dressing a little more sophisticated and a lot less overtly sexy, but it just seems like a massive personality overhaul as well. Perhaps until Kanye becomes a full fledged and critically praised fashion designer, then you should take his advice.
So here are some evidence of your fashion WTFs since being Kanye-fied:
1. Peplum snake print (?!!) pants
3. Whatever this is:
Yikes! Looks like babies are on the brain for Kim Kardashian in this week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
As her sister Kourtney gets closer to getting into labour, it appears that Kim is already planning ahead and freezing some of her eggs just in case she plans to reproduce one day.
But while it’s Kim’s choice to do whatever she wants with her body, the absurd part about this video is the fact that she has her mother Kris Jenner help her with the hormone injections.
“It’s just such a sh*tshow. Like, I feel like we have no idea what we’re doing,” says Kim after a clip of her mother pricking her finger with a needle. “How can you do this without your glasses on?”
Um…why wasn’t there a professional on hand to do this? Seeing that Kris didn’t even think of wearing glasses the first time, looks to me this little experiment isn’t very promising.
Watch the preview here and prepare for sheer ridiculousness!
Despite some criticism, the Thompsons have continued their quest to further dilute the intellectual capacity of television viewers around the world. On Anderson Live, Alana and her mother June addressed some potential beef with the Kardashian family.
Saying, “I had heard in the media that her mom is like not liking the show but I know on one of the shows that Kim Kardashian quoted a line and said Honey Boo Boo Child said it.” (OHTD)
It’s a lot easier to understand Kim Kardashian when you know she’s sourcing her material from a seven-year old. Proving if the world wants dumber television, the Kardashians are willing to adapt for ratings. Luckily, if you’re having trouble Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is the television equivalent to failing a few grades. Kris Jenner may have to accept that the world has a new guilty pleasure and even her own daughter is a fan. In this clip you can see Honey Boo Boo telling the world to “redneck-inize” that she’s watching.
“Who the hell is Wayne Bridge? LOL someone please fill me in because I have no clue,” she tweeted.
A few days ago the star confirmed her split from Super Bowl champ Reggie Bush, but isn’t looking to find a rebound. Nor, is she seeing Bridge, who she has been text messaging with, according to tabloids.
Bruce Jenner, Kardashian’s stepfather, was hopeful for the 25-year-old New Orleans Saints running back and his 29-year-old stepdaughter.
Keeping Up With the Kardashians stars Khloe, Kim and Rob will be climbing into the boxing ring for the Kardashian Charity Knock Out next month, reports E! News. They’ll be joined by their stepdad Bruce Jenner and Kourtney’s boyfriend, Scott Disick, to fight the highest bidder.
“My first initial thought was, ‘Are you serious?’” said Khloe. “But then I slowed my thoughts down and heard it was for charity. So I started asking questions, but I was still nervous. I mean, who willingly wants to get hit in the face with others watching?”
After several years together, NFL running back Reggie Bush and reality star Kim Kardashian have decided to go their separate ways, reports Perez Hilton. Bush, 34, and Kardashian, 28, were reportedly at a juncture in their relationship and not spending enough time together.
“Reggie is not big into the Hollywood scene,” said a source. “He starts training camp this week and he asked Kim to move out to New Orleans and be with him. Unfortunately, she is set to begin filming the next season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and couldn’t make that commitment. They are both very sad about the split and are not ruling out a reconciliation but this is what’s best for them both right now.”