Khloe Kardashian went on TheEllenShow and got a special Christmas surprise from the talk show host. The Kardashian family releases an overly dramatic family photo every Christmas and since they’re all super busy they often have to photoshop the odd person in — this year they photoshopped in Lamar and her, Kendall and Scott. That’s why Ellen thought it wouldn’t be a biggie to photoshop herself wearing a red Santa Claus dress and hat across the very front of the photo.
“I’ve added myself, I hope you don’t mind,” Ellen said. “I have a a mock-up of what I’d like. Is that alright?” asked Ellen.
The X-Factor host also talked to Ellen about her Thanksgiving plans this year (she was working) and who made it to dinner.
Watch it here
Here are four texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]
Ass = Air
Crazy Jar Fashion = Karma Shins = Kardashians
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Drake shows off new tat at OVO Fest
During Drake’s OVO Fest over the weekend, he started off his performance by showing off his new tat “416,” which is most commonly known as Toronto’s area code. If that’s not enough, the rapper also has a tattoo of the CN Tower. You can say he totz loves his city! [drizzysbaby24]
Who says you can’t have too many rings?
I’m obsessed with rings, and every time I log onto tumblr, a little part of me gets extremely jealous of all the pretty jewellery. The new trend that I’m seeing a lot of these days are: turquoise stones and crosses. [moontidess]
Do you #BELIEVE you can dance?
With Justin Bieber’s World Tour starting up in a couple of months, dancers everywhere are now able to take advantage of technology (such as YouTube) to showcase their talent, no matter where they are from. Do you think you have what it takes? Watch here! [neverletbiebsgo]
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In totally horrible but we still have to post it because we suffered through it and now you must too videos of the day, we present the Kardashian fam dancing to Notorious B.I.G’s “Hypnotize” in the Dominican Republic. Bruce Jenner bangs on Kris’ butt like they’re drums, then one of the girls (we’re not sure who) shakes their ass for the camera.
We could make a whole bunch of jokes about how they’re throwing their riches in our faces (literally at one point) but we’re just tired of it all.
They’ve done similar videos in the past on their trips to Bora Bora and during a Christmas card photo shoot. Ultimately it’s kind of strange that the clan can’t even relax on their vacation. They have to document everything they do — post every second of their famous lives for us to watch.
Watch it here:
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Everybody block your ears. Run away. Or risk being subjected to Paris Hilton’s “singing voice.” The irrelevant socialite released the full wrath of her new song and video for “Drunk Text,” most presumably written from a negative personal experience.
Hilton didn’t even autotune her voice to create a manufactured singing voice for this one, she just goes for poorly delivered spoken words with an electronic beat behind them. The whole song is about the repercussions of a drunk text she accidentally sends.
I think I’ve devised the exact formula Hilton is talking about:
The word sex + texting = sexting + drunk sexting = hot mess or as Hilton astutely puts says “I’m not sure what it means to us.”
Everything about this song is wrong. The words are silly and repetitive, Hilton doesn’t even try to sing and the beat isn’t danceable. Still, Hilton’s been sidelined by the Kardashians for a little while, so attention good or bad is probably welcomed.
If you manage to get through this whole song, you’ve got a brave soul my friend.
As if their ego wasn’t big enough, the Kardashians have another idea to shove their name and their faces down people’s throats – a magazine.
The New York Post is reporting the Kardashian crew has approached American Media Inc to help them produce the magazine.
And what will be its content? Pages and pages of Kardashian articles and photos. And you know there would also be articles with advice, exercise, home decor, plastic surgery scoops, dream vacations, etc.
If this magazine is produced, the world deserves to end in 2012.
It’s really embarrassing how the Kardashians try so hard to stay relevent.
The famous family always go over the top with their Christmas cards. Every year they do glamorous family portraits and this year is no exception. Lamar, Khloe’s husband, and Mason, Kourntey’s son are new additions to the family Christmas portraits.
Another new thing the Kardashians are doing this year is making their photo 3D! Kim writes on her website that you can purchase 3D glasses if you want to gander at the multi-dimensional (and multi-rich) family this holiday season.
There’s no other family in the world that tries too hard to be cool. I literally can’t think of anyone that would want to buy this holiday card. My family isn’t the kind of family to partake in any sexy Christmas photo shoots together and I like it that way.
Kim Kardashian’s brother, Rob, has doubts that she will actually marry NBA star Kris Humphries.
The reality TV star and basketball player couple announced their engagement earlier this week, but Rob isn’t convinced the wedding will happen.
He told radio station Kidd Kraddick and Hyla on the Hollywood 5: “I just don’t feel confident because Kim has always been so like, you know, she’s, how old?
“She’s just been through a lot of relationships and she always gets hurt or never finds the right dude, but Kris is a really good dude.”
However, Rob believes the two are great for each other, and wishes them the best.
“They’ve had their own personal, private relationship a long time now and I feel like they are a really good match for each other.”
He also revealed how the family thought Kim and Kris, who have been dating for six months, were joking when they first told everyone about the engagement.
“We were having a family dinner and we didn’t know what it was for, we just thought everyone was in town, we were at my mom’s. She had a ring on and we didn’t know what it was for, and we didn’t believe her and we thought it was a joke, no one really, like, did anything, and it was like, oh wait, then it got crazy and there were ponies, it was really bizarre!”
“Congrats to her, it was pretty shocking in my mind.”
The Kardashian sisters deserve a lot of respect for doing the right thing, although its now resulted with them being sued for $75 Million. The sisters recently pulled out of an endorsement deal for them to promote a controversial prepaid credit card.
Because they have pulled out of the deal, the Kardashians are now being sued by Revenue Resource Group (makers of the card) for breach of contract, according to PopEater. The company argues that the sisters agreed to a two year contract, and all the negativity publicity has basically killed the company.
As RadarOnine reports, the backlash about the debit card and the Kardashians’ implicit endorsement of shopping beyond one’s means, is explained by Pamela Banks of the Consumers Union: “Tying a card to someone who is famous or wealthy can get more consumers to say, ‘I want to be more like the rich and famous’….But prepaid debit cards do not have the same protections that traditional debit cards have, and often have hidden fees that eat away at their value.”
So they were stupid to get involved with a potentially shady product in the first place. Nevertheless, good on them for trying to correct that mistake.