Justin Bieber and his forerunners have pretty much solidified the adjective/verb/whatever-you-want-it-to-mean term “swag” into our collective culture. But now when I hear the word swag it’s no different than when the song “Call Me Maybe” comes on the radio. It’s too much. Play another song, say another word!!
Luckily YouTuber mosesanderson is here to enlighten us with alternatives to the word SWAG. Here are some ideas: “You’re a Boss hog, you’re a top dog/ You’re so slamming, that I would say you’ve got pogs/ You’re suave, swell, sick/ In the sense of being ill, chill, slick.”
The fast-talking rap comes courtesy of Yahoo’s Sketchy, a weekly comedy series. In the end, he really does teach us 100 new words to use but I’m not sure it can compete with the force that is Justin Bieber.
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It’s been taking too long for Justin Bieber to release his music video for “Boyfriend,” so Peter Chao took things into his own hands with this parody called “Mudabitch.” It’s everything we expected in a Bieber video, with a few surprises too. In one clip, a bunch of hands seductively brush over him and then randomly start picking his nose. He also chews seductively on a girl’s piece of hair in one scene and then a sandwich in the next.
Chao changed the lyrics in this parody so they’re a little more vile than the romantic lyrics about fondue that we’re so used to.
Watch it here:
