Krispy Kreme rapper released a spirited holiday music video for his rap “Christmas,” in which he regales Santa with the many things on his wish list.

This year, he wants to touch the arse of a suitable gentlewoman along with a slew of John Cena merchandise (including the watch, lunchbox and pyjamas). I was slightly surprised he went against his namesake Krispy Kreme, opting instead for Betty Crocker fudge brownies.

It’s definitely the best/worst Christmas song you’ll hear this year. And it goes along with some of our Krispy Kreme faves, including “Best Friends,” “The Baddest,” and “Halloween.”

Watch it here