Everyone knows that Teen Mom’s Jenelle Evans is the perfect embodiment of what it means to be a good mother, a good citizen, and an all-around intelligent and decent human being.
So it is only natural that when faced with an option between going to jail for two weeks, or being on probation for another year, Jenelle experienced a dilemma only enlightened human beings such as herself could experience: how can she go to jail at the appointed time when she has second row seats to a Ke$ha concert?? After all, Ke$ha is her idol and she even put feathers in her hair for the concert. FEATHERS!
Watch Jenelle’s brain struggle to let her mouth form coherent sentences here
I think we should permanently have a column here called “The Curse of Teen Mom and 16 and Pregnant.” It seems that all these baby mamas end up in some minor infractions, let me count the many ways:
1) Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer was jumped by three chicks outside a movie theatre in February.
2) 16 and Pregnant star Whitney Purvis was arrested in Georgia recently for stealing a pregnancy test from a local Walmart.
3) Jenelle Evans got into a catfight, which was recorded and posted online.
Now that same girl, Jenelle, was arrested in North Carolina for cyberstalking. To her credit, Jenelle turned herself in for an outstanding charge. We’re not sure of the details but apparently an old roommate is accusing Jenelle for harassing her online.
Oh the curse of Teen Mom! [TMZ]
Teen Mom’s Jenelle Evans has avoided jail after beating up another woman in March. She will only go to jail if she messes up over the next 12 months. She was sentenced to 30 days suspended jail time and 12 months probation. reports TMZ.
She’s been ordered to pay a $100 fine, take anger management courses, perform 24 hours of community service.
And this is a woman with a child. She makes a fantastic trashy role model.