Apparently, cooking eggs is a messy task. The eggs, stick to the pan, they flop when you try to flip them and the yolks drip. Oh, the horror! Luckily, we have another stupid cooking tool to keep our kitchens free of eggy mess. Enter the Rollie Eggmaster!

The Rollie Eggmaster claims to cook your eggs to perfection. They’ll also make your eggs look like tampons as you pull them out of the device! Mmmm… Yum! And if you order now, you’ll get your very own knock-off Slap Chop! What more can anyone ask for?

Not to accuse anyone of being a racist (because we’re totally not!), this video combines racial stereotypes and exercise techniques to helm the perfect workout plan for the average white woman.

Yes, it’s a pretty strange combo.  The workout essentially involves Fitness Guru Ty Bowman (played by Comedian Godfrey) to appear out of no where to scare and chase women around.

While this workout plan focuses on white woman and black men, I can definitely see it playing out with all cultures.

Because really, all you need to get moving is a person who can master the perfect crazy face to get your glutes going.