If you were just as confused as I was when you heard about Manti Te’o's hoax girlfriend, then this song by the Gregory Brothers will certainly help clear a few things up.
Mashing up a recent interview with journalist Katie Couric, this video features the Notre Dame football player and his family breaking it down for audiences through song. Who knew Manti had such a wonderfully smooth Samoan baritone voice? And who knew his father had such hardcore rapping skills? He needs a record deal immediately.
Having spent the whole week enduring the freezing weather that comes with every winter in Canada, I think I know how this chimpanzee feels. Having lived in a house for almost 29 years in a monkey sanctuary in Wales, U.K, this chimp named Nakima refuses to leave the house without a blanket and loves to drink tea to stay warm!
This goes to show that humans and chimpanzees are very similar. Like Nakima, this is exactly how I spend my Sunday afternoons cooped up in front of a television screen.
Lazy corgis are no joke. Ever since I saw the Queen and her corgis, it became obvious to me that the world needs more.
But after watching these corgis spend too much time on their backs, I’ve realized that this is a serious problem. The world needs these pups to be excited and energetic!! Until this is solved, the planet Earth will just have to make do with grumpy cats.
Poor Matt Damon is always the butt of the joke when it comes to Jimmy Kimmel’s talk show. Constantly featured in Jimmy’s catchphrase: “Apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time!”, Damon FINALLY got his revenge on the talk show host by kidnapping him, taking over the show and inviting a string of A-list celebrities along for the hilarious ride.
You better sit back and prepare yourself to watch a play-by-play of what took place that fateful night. If you missed the show that aired this past Thursday, I can promise that the set of videos that are about to come will cause an emotional whirlwind.
Here’s what went down:
1) Matt Damon kidnapped Jimmy and held him hostage:
Yikes!! Matt Damon is pretty scary when he’s angry. So much so, that it’s kind of borderline psychopathic like The Joker from the Batman series. This is what Jimmy gets for neglecting Matt all these years and calling him “overrated.” Because let’s get real here. It’s F*CKIN MATT DAMON we’re talkin’ about!
This three-year-old is so good at hide and seek that she surprised her whole family when she revealed where she was hiding. I don’t want to ruin the surprise for you, but the twist ending is actually quite astonishing. So much so, that I think she’s currently being recruited by a secret society that specializes in mini ninjas in training. Let’s just hope she’s one of the good ninjas.
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If you think you can twerk, don’t even try to compare yourself to Anthony or you might end up in utter embarrassment. With inspirations like Lana Del Rey and Britney Spears, there’s no surprise where this cutie gets his fierce attitude from. One thing to avoid being is a “basic b*tch” what he explains as: someone who does what everyone else is doing and isn’t their own person at all. Watch out for this diva in the future, and remember to be yourself! [lohanthony]
ItsKingsleyBitch
With over 200 million YouTube views and 850,000 Twitter followers, Kingsely will tell you how it is, and you won’t take offence to it. We’ve seen all types of props: hats, towels and wigs, but not all good things come to an end. You can get to know him better in various Q&A videos, or see a whole other side to him (literally) in Really B – involving three alter-egos that might remind you of your BFF. [impulsive-and-inlove]
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No, this isn’t Vinny from the Jersey Shore but I’m sure he gets that a lot. Meet 20-year-old Joe from Queens, NY and if you like what you see, you can basically have a date with him every Tuesday night when he uploads a new YouTube video. His rants are so relatable that I usually laugh hard enough to end up crying. He often invites his hilarious friends and family in his videos as well. Flashback to the 90s, high school problems and your first date are just some of his funny video topics. [jsantagatogifs]
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My biggest pet peeve in life is seeing somebody text in the movie theatre. From those flashing lights glaring into my face, it not only disturbs me, but also the rest of the audience inside the room.
So what happens when you try to politely tell this annoying person to stop what they’re doing without a hint of being rude? THEY KEEP DOING IT!!!
So in sympathy for this cat, I think he/she deserves to have a bit of fame on this website. I’m sure this cat has to deal with a lot of bullsh*t from his companion for sitting on the remote all the time. So a note to the other cat, get the EFF off already!
You better brace yourselves, because this video is an overload of cuteness. Fascinated by a pair of furry bear paw slippers, this group of Golden Retriever puppies are just too sweet to resist. Filmed the day before some of them went to their new homes, I can’t imagine how hard it must have been to say good bye!!
If someone were to narrate life for me, I would choose Samuel L. Jackson to portray all of my greatest milestones. From earning that scholarship to telling somebody off, Samuel L. Jackson just gets it, you know?
After making rounds narrating the funny children’s book “Go to F*ck to Sleep” by Adam Mansbach, Jackson is now helping Taylor Swift tell off her many evil exes.
This guy makes anyone who’s ever failed to shuffle a deck of cards look inferior. But interestingly enough, watching him flourish those cards makes for an oddly cathartic experience….like I’m being put under a spell.
I don’t mind seeing happy couples because i’m not a heartless person. But when they choose to proclaim their love for each other in public (because let’s face it, it’s awkward 95% of the time), then it starts to become a bit too much.
Don’t get me wrong, I love that these two are madly in love. But we all know that choosing to proclaim your affections in public might just end up badly in the long run.
I wish these two all the best. But from one person to another, PLEASE DON’T DO THIS WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND SPARE US.
If you ever get lost in a department store such as Walmart, the best solution to your problems is to probably make the best of it. For me, it was dressing up in hockey gear and pretending to be a goalkeeper. For these friends, it’s pretending to catch a human-like fish from the floors of Walmart.
Don’t I make shopping sound fun?!
As someone who’s accustomed to seeing Moose Crossing signs (a normal thing for Canadians), I wouldn’t recommend ever charging at a moose. (If you’ve ever forgotten how big these animals are, might I suggest looking at exhibit A and exhibit B.)
But being the daredevil that he is, this man decides to charge at the moose rather than to slowly walk away. I wouldn’t say that what ensued here was the smartest idea, but you can’t deny the man’s Spartan-like ways. This man gives Chuck Norris a run for his money!
If you’ve ever watched the awesomeness of “The Cup Song”, then you’ll know just how awesome it sounds when it’s executed properly. But if you plan on attempting the song yourself, you better think carefully about the props you’ll be using. Because if you don’t, you might end up in trouble if you use cups made of glass.
If you’re a student that loves to procrastinate go on coffee breaks, Tim Hortons has always been the cheap and convenient place to go to. But if you’re like me and hate waiting in the long lines full of cranky people, then perhaps this video might cheer you up.
Enjoying a simple get-together at a local Tim Hortons, these delightful elderly men start singing the Elton John classic “Can You Feel the Love Tonight?” at random. Maybe this is their idea of a flash mob type of thing. But seeing this makes me feel like a proud Canadian. If only all Tim Hortons were like this…
Cats are animals with a variety of talents. From jumping onto tall counters to bullying humans into doing chores for them, cats can also dance to dubstep.
From watching this video, it’s pretty clear dancing comes naturally to this kitty. I mean, check out those pupils!
Proving just how witty she is again, Tina Fey opens up about what she really thinks about Twitter.
Telling viewers why she doesn’t have an account herself, she admits that everyone should have a license to use the social networking site because some people are just “so f*cking boring that they should shut up.”
I agree Tina. Which is why I consistently don’t understand why random people continue to follow me and expect me to follow them back. Like do I really need to know what you’re eating? I have no idea who you are!!!!
But in all honesty, Tina should totally get a Twitter as she would make the social networking site less boring. She’s a QUEEN.
Watch the video here:
Deciding to go through with a trust fall is a bit of a commitment when you’re willing to risk your safety in order for someone to catch you. But in the case of this little girl, it looks like no one was able to catch her in the end.
Given vague instructions on how to do a trust fall, what ensues is the complete opposite. Like Redditor AndyThatSaysNi says, the moral of the story is to trust no one.
“Don’t trust the faller, because she might fall forward. Don’t trust the catcher, because she will laugh when you fall on your face. Don’t trust the guy video taping, because that guy will put your failed trust on the Internet.”
This cat has her very own doorbell so she can wander outside with the other Tomcats at night and return by politely demanding entrance into her owner’s home. Look at her an her manners! She’s like the feline version of Emily Post.
Nothing feels better than to see your loved ones getting a gift they’ve longed for all year long. Just watching this video was enough to put tears in my eyes.
Surprising their son Nik with an Xbox 360 Elite and The Halo 3 Legendary Edition on his birthday, these parents were certainly able to surprise their kids with something special.
Having spent part of the year with a broken collar bone playing soccer, it must have been a dream come true for little Nik to get an Xbox 360 in his hands!!
