Sorry, Grumpy Cat but you’ve been replaced by your human doppelgänger.
While we doubt she’s as fun and condescending as you are, we do like the fact that hey, she’s someone’s grandma. She’s probably given that lucky person loads of cash like any grandma would. What do you have to offer us, Grumpy Cat? Catnip? Sorry, not as enticing.
Thanks to The Frogman (seriously, why are you so funny?), we now have Grumpy Grandma to ruin all the fun.
… asides from ours, obviously.
Toilet paper company Charmin has been killing it lately on Twitter. They may have an advantage considering they totally have a monopoly on toilet humor, but it’s been fun nonetheless.
Basically, if you have the urge to shake up your Twitter feed today, you know where to go (and follow us @andpop if you we’re not on your feed already)!
Check out Charmin’s best tweets here:
Charmin…we’re all poops and giggles until someone runs out. #tweetfromtheseat
— Charmin(@Charmin) March 5, 2013
#thatawkwardmoment when every step you take, a little toot you make. #tweetfromtheseat
— Charmin(@Charmin) March 3, 2013
You know when you were a kid and you were absolutely convinced that the cartoons were right? And that yes, animals act like humans and can talk but they just don’t want to do it around you? No? Just me. Fine. Whatever. Go break my heart. But at least let me revel in this pony moonwalking.
Thanks, Internet for going there. #DancePonyDance
Dear cat,
Your human does quite an awful lot for you. He/she/they feed you, scoop your poop, buys you catnip and even provides a designated scratching post no matter if you don’t use it. They also save you from sticky situations like this one:
via Reddit
So instead of scratching your owner half to death the next time they save one of your nine lives, we suggest thanking your owners like this:
1. Hug Your Human
2. Hold Your Human’s Hand
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The weather has been acting a little bit crazy lately. Snowstorms, rainstorms, warm weather – it starts to add up. Three McMaster University engineers decided to show how ridiculous Canadian weather has been lately, by canoeing in what they say a usually say is a generally dry area. I mean, it’s not THAT much water, right?
A Virginia news anchor couldn’t keep her shit together as she was delivering the night’s top story: a fat cat who goes swimming. The cat in question, named Holly, “is a 13-year-old cat who dislikes the outdoors and other physical activities” (GPOY!). Because of her lack of exercise, Holly now swims to stay in relative shape and uses a life vest to do so. No wonder WDBJ7′s Susan Bahorich couldn’t keep it together. Just look at that cat’s expression. She does not want to be there at all and has suddenly realized that Garfield has been lying to her the whole time: you can’t just eat lasagna all the time and have it all! The lies they tell us.
After mashing up Taylor Swift’s “I Knew You Were Trouble” with a goat and then an automatic towel dispensing machine, I thought we’ve seen the end of the TSwift mash up. But nooooo! We have not and thank god because the interwebs have graced us with a Nicholas Cage version! So. Much. Win.
Now I know why Taylor Swift has so many boyfriends: she pretty much works well with everyone! More “I Knew You Were Trouble” mash-ups please!
Years later, we have to admit Uncle Jesse is still a total babe. No wonder Jennifer Lawrence told Conan O’Brian that she was like a “perverted guy” when she spotted John Stamos at a party.
But looking back at old photos, it’s kind of difficult to explain why everyone had a crush on Michelle Tanner’s cool, guitar playing uncle. Because how you explain the allure of a lamé shirt? Or impeccably feathered hair? You really can’t; not now, not ever. But hey, what happened has happened and here are some of John Stamos’ most embarrassing looks.
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Apparently, Harry Styles doesn’t know how to duck. Like, at all. Or people just really like throwing stuff at him. Why do you people like throwing stuff at him? Stop it! That’s no way to treat One Direction’s resident woodland creature.
You would think that by now Styles would’ve developed some really awesome ninja-like skills. While Tuesday’s sacking by way of shoe was probably the least avoidable incident, I’m a little upset that Styles hasn’t learned how to avoid such flying objects.
Anyways, here are just some .gifs to illustrate Styles’ non-ninja ways (as compiled by my sister. Thanks, sister, for not going to school today!):
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As a ranger in Yosemite National Park, Reddit user bestmattever says he gets a lot of mail from visitors but this letter is his favourite (and with good reason):
Just in case you can’t read it, here’s what the letter says:
Dear Park Rangers,
I am a Yosemite Junior Ranger. I went to Yosemite recently and accidently brought home two sticks. I know I’m not supposed to take things from the park, so I am sending them back. Please put them in nature.
Thank you,
Evie
Kids, man. They’re the best.
This week’s episode did not disappoint on any level. Nick and Schmidt celebrated their ten-year anniversary (their tinaversary) and decided to celebrate by throwing a huge party with an interesting theme. The self-proclaimed Bert and Ernie have been roommates since college and when they shared the milestone with their friends, things got real.
Here are five things that went down this week:
1. He liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Cece’s engaged! Shivrang popped the question, Cece said yes, and it all went down right in front of Schmidt. In true Schmidt fashion he walked off, heartbroken, to later tell Nick he thought he was “going to be the one to bang her for the rest of her life.” I think Nick speaks for everyone when he replied. “We all did, man.” Fear not though, Schmece fans (did that work? Can we make this catch on? It’s a lot more difficult to Branjelina names like that, alright?)! A date for their upcoming nuptials hasn’t been set and the season isn’t over yet.
2. Winston’s cock-blocking.
“I don’t have game, and I can take away game.” Winston tries his best to keep Jess from getting to Jax McTavish (Steve Howey of Shameless and Reba), safety for the San Francisco 49ers, but to no avail. It’s hilarious to watch him try though! Jax shoots himself in the foot though with a couple of absolutely hilarious meltdowns and inappropriately premature proclamations of love. Hearing Jax wailing in the background when Cece and Jess were talking? I can’t even. Well done, sir. Well done.
3. Moustachioed Nick and fat Schmidt. Read more…
Poor Harry Styles got hit in his nether regions by a shoe during One Direction’s Glasglow show last night.
An overzealous fan threw a pair of shoes on stage. The first of the pair harmlessly landed onstage while the second hit Styles right in the family jewels. Watch as Styles dramatically falls over.
No, it wasn’t Taylor Swift that threw the Keds-like shoe and as far as we know, it wasn’t a Wanted fan either. But yes, it would’ve been funny if the shoe was from Swift’s Keds footwear line because hey, SYMBOLISM!
I might as well add that I’m a little disappointed the shoe thrower didn’t aim higher. It would’ve been hilarious if Styles had a little George W. Bush ninja-like shoe-dodging skills in him.
Like a boss.
I’d also like to add that since I’m a girl, I have no idea just how painful this might be. Basically, this is how I would react:
For the record, Styles is okay.
Titled “My Unfortunate Appearance On Who Wants To Be a Millionaire,” this video is anything but.In actuality, this is probably the best thing that ever happened on the show.
According to Aaron Snibson, a.k.a. the guy in the video, he pretty “panicked” when he was put on the spot during a taping of the Australian version of the game show. To be honest, he probably did a lot better than most of us with his dinosaur/raptor/Jim Carey impression. I know if it were me, I probably would’ve slinked down my seat so no one could see me.
Such grace. Such class. You go, Aaron Snibson.
If you suddenly turned into a gummy bear, would you eat yourself? It’s not a question not many people think about (or do they?) but one we may have have to face soon enough.
According to Shortlist, a Japanese bistro called FabCafe is offering individuals the opportunity to have gummy bears made to look like them. The process involves a full body scan which allows the cafe to create the mould for the gummy you. The process can all be done for $66.81 (CDN).
It was originally offered to celebrate Japan’s White Day which is like a second Valentine’s Day where men give gifts to women (reversely, men are typically the ones who receive gifts from women on February 14th).
So the next question is: do you eat the head or the feet first?
There seems to be an infinite supply of cute and funny animal videos and here at ANDPOP, we pride ourselves in finding the very cutest and funniest animal videos. This morning, we compiled the greatest animal videos we could find and put them all together for your viewing pleasure.
Please “ooh,” “aww” and laugh with us as you watching screaming goats and adorably uncoordinated cats. Will we ever get sick of animal videos? Probably. However, for the time being, lets enjoy watching cute little furry friends doing funny and adorable things caught on camera by their proud owners.
Stuck Cat
Screaming Goat
Screaming Goat (Skrillex Version)
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Tim Burton is the purveyor of the dark and weird. He’s brought us such gems such as Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands and Beetlejuice.
While this Samsung commercial shows the fictitious meeting between Burton and some execs, we can’t hope that maybe one day Burton can make Zombie Unicorns the movie a reality because if anyone can do it it’s him. Obviously, Danny Elfman will be writing the score as Burton’s partner Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp star in the film.
Side note: Did anyone else think of the cover for author John Green’s novella, Zombiecorn? No, just me? Okay.
In another of edition of “Jennifer Lawrence, be my best friend!,” the recent best actress winner experienced what every fangirl goes through when they finally meet their idol. But it wasn’t One Direction that did for Lawrence—instead, it was longtime movie star Jack Nicholson that had her freaking out. Adorbz!
Dear, Cats: Where They Do Not Belong tumblr. Thank you for curating the most perfect blog ever. Now I can spend my days scrolling through photos of where cats do not belong. Like, for instance, here:
or here (Except I would never kick you out of that box if it makes you so happy):
or here (you think you’re a dog, right?):
Or here (don’t eat my lunch!): Read more…
This little cute is all kinds of cute as she tries her best to attack her own reflection. She wants to try so badly to cause some sort of damage as she repeatedly tries to jump and paw at mirror-self.
Oh, Kitty. You are drunk. Go home.
According to Buzzfeed, this portrait of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as Kate and Leo from The Titanic is hanging on the wall of a Whole Foods in Manhattan, more specifically, in the flowers section.
I wonder if the placement was a strategic effort by the grocery store staff to inspire romance to those perusing their selection of fine foliage. Though we have to say that if anyone was going to inspire romantic notions, it’s definitely not those two. Egotistical and blatant self-adoration? Yes. Love not so much.
Though I have to admit the couple’s relationship is a great source of comedy and of many face palms. But if I ever hear someone seriously argue that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s relationship is this generation’s greatest love story, I am jumping off this ship—figuratively and literally.
