Nothing to see here folks, just a cat on a turtle. What you’ve never seen one before?
This young Girl Scout should be awarded insignia for teaching us all a little something about karma. Rule: it’s not polite to brag about your fortunes in life, even if your Grandma did buy a load of Girl Scout cookies, making you the number one seller. Don’t worry, the girl’s mom says on YouTube that she didn’t get hurt, but it sure doesn’t sound like that. Ouch!
Here is one cat to rule all the famous cats on the internet. He stands stoically and proudly atop his owner’s couch cushion. Ruler of Keyboard Cat, Maru and Henri the Existential Cat. Ruler of the world.
There’s nothing cuter than a bunch of kittens playing around. However, this video was promoted from cute to ADORBZ when the cameraman got a little too close for comfort and let out a gigantic SNEEZE. Wilber the kitten basically freaked out, while jumping off his back paws. Everyone seemed to think it was hilarious and started to giggle. Is it just me or did the kitty get completely embarrassed and sit down as if nothing happened? Nice cover Wilber…
Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]
Bastard Praifate = Busted Parfeetp = ??
F*cking = ?? Read more…
Texting and walking is pretty dangerous if you’re not watching where you’re going, but beyond that it’s pretty damn annoying when you’re walking down the street and someone is unknowingly and continuously grazing your shoulder because they want to text their friend something insignificant like “sup?”
This dude, who graces us with vides about howtonotgiveaFUCK, shows us how to to not give a f*ck about awkwardly bumping shoulders when you’re obliviously texting and walking down a busy street. While the more polite people try to ignore him during his social experiment some get pretty upset. In the past, this same guy told us how to not give a f*ck about photobombing, hugs and public meditation.
This dude shaved off the luscious locks he rocked for three years and decided to prank his friends by creating a wig from his real hair. The reactions are priceless, especially from the older clan who either become completely confused or could care less because they’ve seen it all.
Prankster, jozaeh said on YouTube: ”I have no idea where this idea came from, the idea even freaked myself out, which is kinda why I had to do it. but DAMN it was fun!” He also included simple guidelines on his YouTube channel:
Step 1: Cut off your long hair
Step 2: Hot glue it into a wig (yes, slightly serial killerish, but wait..)
Step 3: Wear the wig around your friends
Step 4: Pull it off suddenly and presto, friend freakouts
Well this is one cat fight you actually want to see! No, I’m not talking about your younger sisters fighting over who took who’s clothes. These two cats start off by having a quick stare-off, I wonder who/what started it? One of the cats was up a little higher on the stool than the other, thinking he was “in charge.” Not for long because it’s clear you don’t wanna mess with this kitty! He snapped back and chased the paw whipper through the yard. Ruthless I tell ya. MEOW!
This person was at a brewery party that had an amazing view of San Diego’s 2012 Big Bay Boom Firework Show. In anticipation of the 15-minute spectacle, the party turned off the lights and started adjusting their cameras. All of a sudden, ALL THE FIREWORKS went off at once in three apocalyptic-style explosions.
The show accidentally started five minutes early and went off in only 30 seconds due to a technical problem. The radio show they were listening to played the 15 second show, then 20 minutes of music before coming back and admitting “Woops, sorry, that was the show.”
This video might just seem to start off as an average weather forecast…but wait for it. Things change, drastically! Virginia weatherman Aaron Justus thought it would be hilarious to post a parody of an unbelievable obscure of events. Everything seems to switch gears for the worse on Monday with a volcanic eruption to make things “rather toasty,” add in some splashing tidal waves on Tuesday and the famous Godzilla on Wednesday. He seems to be rather calm throughout the whole announcement. Thankfully things seem to pick up nicely for the rest of the week, guess I can get my tan on!
It kinda makes me wonder if anyone would actually find this legit after the whole zombie craze in Miami. Really though, what is this world is coming to?
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Every so often we’re graced with the type of bad acting that becomes an instant classic in the Hall of Black Comedies — up there with Tommy Wiseau’s The Room. This week we’ve come across two gunshot reactions that compete as the most epic acting fail ever.
Which do you think is worse? And PLEASE contribute your faves under the comment section below. We’d love to grab a box of tissue (for tears of laughter) and watch more.
CONTENDER 1: Raekwon in Coalition
*SPOILER ALERT American rapper Raekwon dies in 2004′s Coalition. The movie is a “realistic” depiction of how New York’s lucrative construction business is shaken by non-union labour. Too bad Raewon’s death scene looks more like he just remembered he forgot to turn the stove off last night.
CONTENDER 2: In the Line of Duty 4 Read more…
This police officer wins the award for COOLEST cop in the world.
A group of beer-drinking, topless guys in their 20s were rocking out at their campsite. When a cop came to visit them, they all assumed they were in trouble but in fact he just wanted to shred on the guitar and play the drums.
When he finished jamming, he noticed the camera: “This gonna be on YouTube right away?” he joked. YES. We love you because you’re the antithesis of NYC’s music hating hipster cop.
Only in Canada.
Watch it here:
I have two very different cats. Earl Grey of Gloucester is the most loveable cat and would gladly put up with any drunken tendencies that would result in THIS. Farley on the other hand, is a cynical, existential cat that feels he’s above being called Mr. Fluffy or friendly embraces.
If this guy attempted to hug Farley while singing Seal’s “Kiss From a Rose” I’m pretty sure he’d get a declawed swipe to the neck. Still, this dude is hilarious and he actually maintains pretty good pitch while being drunk — though the cat clearly disagrees. Slow clap everyone, slow clap.
Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]
Puking shitcones = Rainbows = ??
Blowjob = Blowdry Read more…
Studios are making high budget movies out of pretty much everything these days, including comic books, video games and board games so why not turn a kid’s educational cartoon into a non-animated feature film? From the producers of True Lies and the writers of Yo Gabba Gabba comes Dora the Explorer: The Search For the Infinity Orb.
Modern Family star Ariel Winter (who plays Alex Dunphy) breaks skulls and languages barriers in this action-packed movie. We also get glimpses of a smoking Diego, Boots and Backpack in this CollegeHumor parody trailer.
It’s pretty much Dora the Explorer meets Tomb Raider. And I would pay to see it.
Watch the trailer here:
We were mildly impressed by this dude’s dubstep impression earlier this week. It was only a matter of time before someone took the initiative to remix the track. pinoguy321 posted it on YouTube with the comment: “Someone had to do it, and fuck sleep right?”
So here you go. Thomas Middleditch’s original dubstep impersonation flipped into an instant classic.
Screw Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber’s “Beauty and the Beat,” let’s bring it back to Disney. Controversial American Idol contestant and Broadway veteren Todrick Hall spoofed Beauty and the Beast in a modern day parody of a bougie Belle living in the hood, called Beauty and the Beat.
Belle leaves her French-country home in the morning with a basket of hopes and dreams, making her way to the salon where she unofficially adopts a child. Then she bumps into a persistant Gaston who’s after her for the wrong reasons. The parody features American Idol stars Katie Stevens and Vonzell Solomon as well as YouTube stars GloZell and Antoine Dodson.
Watch it here:
“Look at this cat. Look how adorable he is. He is so cute. He’s going to be on YouTube.” Some wise words from Chris, described as the youngest commentator on YouTube. He’s basically going to be a future cat video aficionado. But please, someone please help this cat! He’s adorable but looks so SAD.
I’ve already relayed my love for grumpy-anything. When I was a kid, my favourite cartoon characters usually had some sort of cloud-over-their-head outlook on life. Think of Disney’s Donald Duck or The Care Bear’s Grumpy. So no surprise, I love Henri The Existential Cat. He’s actually my favourite of all the Internet cats.
In the third episode called “Le Vet”, Henri visits a doctor and ponders whether his entire life is a sham. He’s having a hard time dealing with his newfound status as a viral video cat, but a demeaning visit to the vet doesn’t do anything to cure his disillusionment of the world.
Combined with Will Braden’s “The Good and Bad Heart,” Henri makes me question a lot of things in this life and reinforces that we should all be true to ourselves. We also get a glimpse of a secondary character, a fluffy white “imbecile” cat who’s colluding with the caretakers. Drama! [Source]
