These “How To Basic” videos are incredibly violent and aggressive while simultaneously being informative. Under the tagline “Teaching You The Basics!” the host demonstrates how to make everything from pizza to chocolate by pouring all the ingredients out in your washroom and smashing them altogether — think of a caveman-style cooking show.

I’m not sure if the videos are supposed to be humorous or some type of art, but I appreciate how random they are. Also, I wonder how long it takes him to clean up the workspace.

How to Make a Pizza

In Italy they make pizza by rolling the dough and skillfully spinning it in the air, but that takes a long time to master. Instead, lay the dough out on the table and pour out a thick layer of tomato sauce — don’t be shy with it. Then, place two entire eggs and mushrooms on the dough and SMASH. Cheese is the finishing touch and you’re good to go!! Delicious.

How To Make a Delicious Chocolate Cake

Baking is an art form but it’s also a science because you have to get the measurements just right. If you think that’s too much work, opt for this style of free-form baking. It involves pouring out the flour, eggs and chocolate on a clean workspace and mixing them with your hands. Don’t worry about cracking the eggs from their shells, they add a nice crunchy texture! Read more…