In the world of celebrity news, there’s no shortage of hits and misses. This week, Bruno Mars kills it on SNL and Justin Timberlake didn’t invite N*Sync members Joey Fatone or Lance Bass to this wedding.
HIT: Bruno Mars on SNL
Unless you’re Justin Timberlake, having a musical guest also double as a host is a very risky move. Luckily, the writers were on their game this weekend as Bruno Mars capitalized on his singing skills in the Pandora sketch. Unfortunately, that sketch isn’t available online because of multiple copyrights attached the songs he sang (including Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend). If you do find it, treasure that moment forever. It’s a pretty great.
MISS: Justin Timberlake reportedly banned one half of N*Sync from his wedding
Speaking of Justin Timberlake, Celebs like Jimmy Fallon and Andy Samburg were just two out of 100 wedding guests at his wedding in Italy. You know who wasn’t there? Lance Bass and Joey Fantone. According to Us Weekly fodder, “Justin hates Lance now.” Well, you know what Timberlake? Boo you for not wanting the greatest boy band in the world in reunite. BOO YOU (as in displeasure, not in a ghoulish scream)!
HIT: Armie Hammer is a prince in real life
Armie Hammer can now join the “Celebrities can be heroes, too” club after helping a car crash victim in L.A. According to model Leeann Tweeden (who can join the club, too because she also helped), Hammer helped an old lady out of her smashed-up car during rush hour. What rare breed Hammer is: his charming face matches his thoughtful personality.
MISS: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are broke Read more…
I wouldn’t say I went into Heidi Montag’s song “Heartbeat” with an open mind as I learned my lesson from her horrible album Superficial. It’s more accurate to say I braced myself for the worst, which apparently wasn’t enough.
I considered not positing the song at all because — really — why should I make anyone listen to it? But I guess it’s a shining example of what’s wrong with the mainstream music industry today. How is she relevant enough to record an album when there are so many unrecognized talented people out there?
Even with robotic auto-tuning , Montag manages to sound whiney. It’s as though someone’s trying to bar her mouth while whispering “For all that’s good! Stop singing!” but her voice travels through the muffled hands anyway.
The lyrics aren’t much better as she promises to be: “your hot mess, school girl in curls, whatever you like” and uses pretty obvious sexual innuendos “stick your key in my ignition, baby” and “you can be my pilot when we mile-high it.”
The track is from her just released album Dreams Come True.
Listen to it here:
Yea, that’s right, Adele and Snooki are both the SAME AGE! It’s hard to believe they’re both only 24-years-old. Adele’s pipes and grace make her seem a little more mature than Jersey Shore star
Nicole Polizzi Snooki. Still, even the reality star is acting a little older these days, what with her baby Guido on the way.
Check out these other celebs who are (surprisingly) the same age:
Justin Bieber, Taylor Momsen – 18
Heidi Montag, Lea Michele – 25
Although the show was taken off the air last summer, it has been rumoured that The Hills‘ executive producer, Adam DiVello, had hopes for turning the reality show into a feature film following its last episode, but the cast wished to take a break from the show all together.
“We were kind of all just so fed up with each other that we all needed a little break,” The Hills‘ star Audrina Partridge told Ryan Seacrest in a recent interview on his radio show. But not all hope is lost! ”We’ve all had our break. Maybe we’ll all come back together and do a movie,” she continued.
Seeing as how the show was already scripted to begin with, a movie filled with never-ending drama and Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, Brody Jenner, the Pratt siblings, Lauren Bosworth, and Heidi Montag could actually have some potential as a source of entertainment. We can’t wait to see if our wish, and DiVello’s, actually comes true!
Would you want to see a movie version of The Hills?
It’s never right to take pleasure in someone else’s misfortune – unless it’s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. It turns out these classless fame whores are out of money and living at Spencer’s parents house – YES!
They told The Daily Beast their plan for fame and world domination didn’t work out as planned. Spencer says, “Reality TV is not a career.” Also they were spending money they didn’t really have. Anything they had they spent – like spending $2 Million on Heidi’s singing career.
“I probably spent a million dollars on suits and fancy clothes,” Spencer says. “My whole million-dollar wardrobe—I would never wear that again. They’re props. Everything we were doing, we were buying props.”
We are glad the truth has finally come out. This couple is just con artists looking to manipulate the media and people. It’s nice to see the truth finally come out.
The Faster Times reports the show will follow an “all star” cast of D-listers including:
and others as they compete to be a new restaurant’s “celebrity” partner. The crew are given $150,000 and 28 days to open the hottest place in L.A.
We really hope Heidi Montag has to scrub toilets and clean dishes. It would be somewhat satisfying to see the obnoxious bimbo actually having to perform physical labor.
Heidi Montag is returning to reality television, People reports.
The reality star is no stranger to the spotlight. Montag began her career on ‘The Hills’ alongside Lauren Conrad, and from there shared every aspect of her life with the media including her lacklustre music career and plastic surgery woes.
But now, almost a year after the series finale of the show that made her famous, Montag is taking a different route with the show ‘Reality Food.’
On the new VH1 show, Montag will appear alongside other familiar faces including The Bachelor’s Jake Pavelka and Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Danielle Staub as they re-launch a new restaurant.
Co-star Pavelka says “This isn’t TV to me. This is a show about us trying to open a restaurant. It’s just coincidental there are cameras there.” Yeah, sure.
Despite this new claim to fame, though, Montag is stressing the importance of keeping her life private.
“From now on, I’m going to keep my life a little more private,” Montag says. “I think I was just doing The Hills for so long and I just needed a break [from Hollywood]. Plus, I enjoy my privacy.”
Really? You enjoy privacy? Of course you do. That’s why you always publicly comment on every aspect of your life, attend every Hollywood event, and never pass up the chance to be on television. Of course you love privacy.
In investing there is the concept of R.O.I. – Return On Investment. If you spend $2 Million on a singing career and have nothing to show for it except embarrassment, that’s a poor R.O.I. Which now leads us to Heidi Montag.
RadarOnline reports the former reality star invested $2 Million in her singing career, but of course that was a flop. ”I spent $2 million on my music career, and it didn’t happen for me, and now I have this opportunity,” Montag said.
However thanks to her husband Spencer Pratt, she has a second chance.
“Spencer is going into the studio with Waka Flocka Flame, and I requested that his mother Deb Antney meet with me and manage me, because she is just fabulous,” she said. Antney currently works with top stars, including Nicki Minaj and Gucci Mane, through her Atlanta-based company, Mizay Entertainment.
“I’ve never been able to be the true Heidi, and now that I am not working on ‘The Hills,’ I can really focus on this.”
Fantastic and good on her for taking a second run at the whole singing thing. Besides, it can’t be any worse than this:
If you’ve ever thought to yourself “Poor Heidi Montag is just rolling downhill. Thank God she never did Dancing With the Stars!” you may want to think again.
It turns out Heidi was offered a guest spot on the hit reality show, but she was forced to turn it down due to her contractual obligations with MTV’s The Hills and NBC’S I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here.
Dontcha hate it when your starring roles on two separate reality shows make it impossible to star on another reality show?
Now that both of Heidi’s contracts are up, it would be a perfect time for her to slip on her dancing shoes…if she hadn’t have gotten those TEN surgeries two years ago, that is!
“[The offer] was before her surgeries and so I’m not sure if she wants to risk it now,” a source explained. “She already took an elbow from a dancer on the set of her song, Overdosin’, and she’s scared of getting hurt.”
The moral of the story: if you want to dance on a hit reality program, DON’T get G-cup breasts because they WILL get in the way and make you crazy paranoid!
Oh Heidi. You never cease to amuse us.
TMZ reports that the couple spent their Thursday night by a campfire, burning their divorce papers and enjoying some marshmallows.
Apparently all it took was a little sex tape drama and a razor to Spencer’s gross beard for Heidi to take the crazy guy back.
Heidi told TMZ that she needed to be his number one. ”All I ever wanted was to know that Spencer loved me more than he loved all this other nonsense,” she said.
Commenting on the news, Spencer added, “Through everything it’s been Heidi’s love that kept me grounded. Realizing my behavior was pushing her away was a terrifying wake-up call. I’ve still got a long way to go to repair the trust, but I hope with continued self improvement, our relationship will be stronger than ever.”
It could be a little too early to call—but our noses are picking up the scent of a reality show through the thick smoke of that fire.
TMZ reports that the couple were very visibly kissing and holding hands. Heidi also proudly showed off her wedding ring.
Can’t these two morons just go away already?
TMZ is reporting that everyone’s favourite sane and normal celebrity couple, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, may be back together. The pair was spotted together at the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer in California this past weekend.
Maybe Spencer is just really passionate about curing breast cancer? We know how much he loves boobies…
Pratt is fresh off of his arrest in Costa Rica, where he was booked for possession of an illegal firearm. According to Spence himself, he spent his Costa Rican getaway “living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person.”
Avon walk or not, Heidi maintains that she’s divorcing Spencer. Judging by Pratt’s new look, the documentation will cite “husband became totally insane werewolf-man” as the cause for dissolution.
Personally, we think their different types of crazy compliment each other. Sort your stuff out and pop out some babies already! Speidi forever y’all!
Do you think Heidi’s taken Spencer back?
TMZ reports that Spencer Pratt’s people have contacted the website claiming Pratt was arrested in Costa Rica at the airport for illegal possession of a firearm.
Spencer’s people tell TMZ that he was leaving the country when he was busted for felony possession. He was later booked and processed, but released after turning over the weapon and signing a confession. None of these details have yet to be confirmed.
Pratt issued the following statement:
“As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person. I had to live off the land, and hunt to survive. As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport. It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way. On an unrelated note, I’m not allowed in the country anymore — but that’s because of the chicken incident.”
Well if this is true, too bad they didn’t throw him in jail for a couple of years. At least then the world would be hidden from his stupidity, and Pratt could become some guy’s bride in jail.
TMZ reports that “The Hills” star has allegedly stolen another sex tape from playboy playmate Karissa Shannon’s home. Shannon, who made the video with boyfriend Sam Jones, is understandably pretty upset about the whole thing. In fact, she’s threatening some pretty heavy legal action if Pratt doesn’t cease and desist immediately.
This isn’t the first time that Karissa has accused Spencer of stealing a sexy tape from her Malibu home. We reported last month that Spencer had “accidentally” picked up Karissa’s camera during a visit – which just so happened to be loaded with footage from her ‘intimate experience’ with Pratt’s now ex-wife, Heidi Montag. What a perfectly unsuspicious coincidence!
So let this be a warning to the hot blonde ladies of the world: if you know Spencer Pratt, don’t invite him over and leave your sex tapes kicking around for his sticky fingers to find. Or you could put them within arm’s reach and then sue the beard off his face when he finds them. Hmm…actually…Karissa may be on to something here.
What do you think? Did Spencer actually manage to steal yet another sex tape from Karissa Shannon, or is this just another car to add to the S-Pratt crazy train?
What was considered the most anticipated sex tape of the year will not be making it to a DVD player or computer screen near you anytime soon. TMZ reports that negotiations between Heidi and Spencer and Vivid Entertainment have broken off.
Sources close to the situation say Spencer’s people sent a letter to Steve Hirsch, Vivid Entertainment’s president, saying “Heidi’s made it very clear that she is not interested in releasing any tapes” … adding, “It looks like she pulled the kill switch.”
The letter also explains, “Spencer’s not interested in further destroying their relationship by pursuing an avenue she’s so vehemently against.”
However Spencer’s rep told Hirsch that he “thought $5 million would be enough to convince her, but now [Heidi] is saying she’ll bring out the legal team if he persists.”
What a classy bunch of people! And did anybody really want to see Heidi and Spencer bang? Well maybe we wouldn’t mind seeing Heidi.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag might have been off The Hills before it even ended, but their drama continues off-screen. The recent sex tape scandal has a new player involved, Playboy playmate Karissa Shannon, reports RadarOnline.
Shannon claims that Spencer stole her video camera—the camera used to record a sex tape with herself and Heidi. “There is a sex tape of me and Heidi,” said Shannon. “It’s just me and Heidi, that’s it.”
Fair warning, Shannon was promoting her new milkshake when she was quoted and may have been just seeking some attention. However, she still claims it’s real but, according to her, the tape doesn’t belong to Spencer and he shouldn’t have any right to release it.
“Me and Heidi were hanging out at her house in Malibu and [Spencer] came over to pick up some stuff and he ‘accidentally’ took my camera,” she said. “Spencer had no right to steal my camera. There are other things on there that I don’t want to come out, including the video of me and Heidi.”
What do you think? Is there actually a tape of Heidi Montag and Karissa Shannon, or is the playmate just using this to bring all the boys to the yard… to get some milkshakes?
A paparazzi spotted the couple in Costa Rica on Sunday with a video camera. The two scrambled to separate once they were spotted by the video camera.
Spencer told TMZ that the two were in Costa Rica together so Heidi could turn over the dogs to Spencer, and that Heidi wants nothing to do with him.
Seriously, is that the best lie you can come up with? The only reason you fly all the way to Costa Rica is to turn over the dogs? Wouldn’t it be easier to do a trade like that in the parking lot of a Walmart? We think their scam maybe over! And it’s about f*cking time!
Heidi Montag denies there exists a sex tape between her and Spencer Pratt. Friends of Montag spoke to RadarOnline to deny the allegations.
“Heidi’s really p—ed off,” the couple’s pal Cougar Zank told RadarOnline.com. “She denies there is a sex tap. She’s furious that Spencer would try and embarrass her like this.”
Cougar spoke to Vivid Entertainment President Steven Hirsch who confirmed Pratt visited him to discuss selling the tape.
Friend Jennifer Bunney told the site “She would never put out a sex tape of herself. She’s extremely religious and concentrated on getting her life to where she wants it to be.”
TMZ reports that Spencer Pratt has contacted Vivid Entertainment in hopes to sell what he claims to be in procession of: A Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag sex tape.
Steven Hirsch of Vivid confirmed to TMZ that Spencer is shopping the tape, saying “I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag,” continuing, “We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal.”
Spencer has always been a loud mouth and when it comes to this alleged sex tape, he’s no different. Apparently he has told a friend that what’s on the tape “makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.”
RadarOnline.com has learned Pratt has approached MTV and has begged them to put him back on television, once they tire of “Jersey Shore.”
“I just want to be a reality superstar @MTV once these Shores boys are done,” Pratt Tweeted. ” I am on the bench coach ready to make ratings PLAYBOY SPENCE BACK”.
He also wrote that he doesn’t know how to live without a MTV script. ”I miss the sound stage. @mtv I need my script back. Don’t know how to live without producers guiding my storyline. I am lost without @mtv !”