Poor little mousie. Wanting so bad to take on a hamster wheel, he is failing ever so miserably.

Hamster wheels are for an elite group. Stick to rolling around in a plastic ball.

(To be fair, this little creature looks like he belongs in a spy movie. Perhaps Tom Cruise should eat his heart out!)

This is Woody. He’s a toy hamster, I think. I don’t know. The website where you can buy Woody is in Russian and no, I do not speak Russian. He mimics everything you say. He’s kind of like a Furby but better because he’s not that creepy. Not that this is a scenario that I would normally imagine, but what happens if Woody starts mimicking the cop that just pulled you over?

Wonder no more because that’s what happens in this commercial! Yay! If only Woody could get you out of a ticket…

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Dogs ‘playing dead’ are way overplayed so it’s not all that impressive anymore. But a hamster playing dead? Well, that’s a fresh take. This hamster is perfecting his acting career by filming his  best attempts at getting shot and his first take is pretty impressive. Don’t worry though, no hamsters were harmed in the making of this film.

“Jersey Shore’s” Snooki is going to have to find another way to bring in the new year after her hamster stunt was banned from Times Square. Snookers had originally planned to spend New Year’s Eve in a glass ball, like a hamster.

“The Snooki ball drop isn’t going to happen in Times Square,” an insider tells PopEater. “At midnight, the crowd and the media will be watching Mayor Bloomberg, Dick Clark and the official ball drop, not a cast member of the ‘Jersey Shore.’”

“No way would they allow this to take place. MTV rents a position in the Square that night like every other media outlet. You can’t get access to the Square without an official credential. You have to play by the official rules or you get kicked out, which is exactly what has happened to MTV and Snooki,” an insider tells PopEater.