Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]
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Imagine a nice, relaxing canoe trip with your pops. Now imagine that canoe trip on Fraser Island in Australia. Sounds beautiful, doesn’t it? Not when a random whale decides to show up and burst your canoeing bubble!
In the video, “What watching from canoe,” a father and his daughter are literally freaking out over a giant whale just casually interrupting their afternoon stroll in the water. The daughter, who appears to be the one holding the camera, completes the epic video with heavy breathing and “oh sh*ts.”
I have no idea what I would do in this situation. I think it would be amazing to have a close encounter with a whale. But not when I’m in a very fragile canoe. Nope.
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When we last caught up with the world of journalism, we were ranting about the best reporter fails of the year. But what happens when the fail comes from the opposite side of the spectrum? KGW-TV met up with a woman who tries to explain her witness account of an incident involving a “vacuum cleaner man,” but she ends up revealing intimate details of her life. Two intimate details to be exact.
I feel bad for this woman who totally derailed from her interview to talk about her boobs and their involvement with the vacuum cleaner man. But she made a great comeback at the end of the interview by poking fun at herself. Here’s hoping her secret love affair with the mysterious vacuum cleaner man lives on in all of its glory.
I can barely contain my excitement for The Hobbit to come out, let alone write something about the highly anticipated film. But what if The Hobbit met with the 1985 gem The Goonies? The epicness is too much for my mind to handle, so I’ll let YouTuber Lance Ford explain.
Basically, in “The Hobbit and Goonies Movies Trailer Mashup!” Ford combines the world of Bilbo with the adventures of Mikey and the gang and before you know it, tears are streaming down your face at the realization that one man has created a match made in heaven. Now some of you are probably thinking this:
But before you diss the idea of Bilbo teaming up with The Goonies, just watch the mashup trailer and imagine the wonderful world of total adventure and discovery that would ensue. With lots of weird creatures along the way, of course.
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These men just took the meaning of Movember to a whole new level. At the 2012 National Beard and Moustache Championships, the Thrash Lab ran into a few fine fellows with some wicked facial hair. This year, the event took place on Las Vegas to bring together a collective of men dedicated to the art of hair growth. Apparently, there were a total of 17 categories for men to enter in. This video proves that the possibilities really are endless when it comes to facial hair.
Here are 5 amazing beards and moustaches from the championships:
1. The Human Lion
2. The Full Beard Freestyle
3. The Earth Beard
If this doesn’t turn you away from going to the zoo, I don’t know what will. A zoo in Germany has a lot of people wanting the government to impose new bestiality laws, after sexually exploiting animals. The zoo has reportedly been renting out animals for sexual purposes with humans. Obviously, this has outraged every sane person in the world. I honestly thought bestiality was a joke, cause it is the nastiest thing I’ve ever heard of. I guess since he quit his day job, Elmo could find work here? Too soon?
Gilligan’s Island?
If you were planning on visiting Sandy Island, you will be disappointed. Known as Sandy Island on google and Sable Island by others, the island simple doesn’t exist. A group of Seamen (I’ve always wanted to type that), set out to find the island, but when they got to the coordinates, it was just ocean. According to Google Maps, the island is located between Australia and New Caledonia in the South Pacific Ocean. I wonder if it is some sort of crazy portal into another dimension? Or just a glitch in modern technology…
Best School Ever?
The Perse School in Cambridge, England, might be the coolest school ever. They have a rare policy I’ve never heard of practiced at any other school. If you get in trouble for a minor offense at school, you can get out of it if you re able to tell a believable white lie. The students have only 10 seconds to talk themselves out of getting punishment. The headmaster of the school thinks it is a great way for students to develop quick thinking and it will help them in real world situations. That’s something interesting to add to your resume. Education, able to develop believable lie within 10 seconds.
Crazy Naked People
Can’t blame this one on the alcohol, at least, it wasn’t reported. This man decided it was a great idea for him to climb up onto an equestrian statue, naked, and just posed in multiple positions. For about three hours he ‘chilled’ up there in the cool Fall weather in England. He eventually got off the statue once police and emergency workers coaxed him down. Needless to say, he’s probably crazy. Why doesn’t this happen in Canada or the USA? Imagine if Charlie Sheen did this? That is all.
Most Expensive Christmas Tree is also the Ugliest
This Christmas tree is eight feet tall, and made of 88 pounds of pure gold. It is a revolving tree, decorated in Disney characters. If you have that person on your Christmas list that loves Disney, the tree is for sale. The price tag, a whopping $4.2 million dollars. It’s also in Tokyo, so you might want to factor in shipping costs. Then again, if you can afford this tree, you probably don’t care about the cost of shipping. Is it just me, or is this the ugliest tree you’ve ever seen? It actually hurts my eyes to look at it directly. I’d rather have fruit cake, and I hate fruit cake.
Earlier this month we posted a humorous and thoughtful video by CollegeHumor in which gay men threaten to marry the girlfriends of men who don’t support gay marriage. Now gay women are taking their turn.
In a new video by UnsolicitedProject, gay women have a message for naysayers: ”As gay women ourselves we would just like to say to all those opposed to same sex marriage — whatever — keep marriage between a man and a woman and as a response, we will marry your boyfriends.”
Think about it. They’d be the best wives ever! They love sports, women and video games. While you’re dragging them to the mall to shop for yet another cardigan, they’re playing HALO with him and his cute buddies. While the whole video is all in good fun they make a great point. In the recent U.S. election three states legalized gay marriage bringing the total to nine — let’s bring that number up!
Watch it here
You might think using pickup lines from the TLC reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a doomed experiment in dating but this guy actually managed to do it!
Mikey Day challenged fellow comedian Trevor Moore to pickup a girl using one liners from the redneck pageant queen on Jay Leno.
The first couple girls seemed slightly disgusted but the third seemed charmed with this zinger: “Mama says that pretty comes in all different sizes, my size is cute. You wanna trade numbers?”
I don’t think many girls would be quite as forthcoming. Would you trade numbers with a guy who used a Honey Boo Boo pick up line?
Watch it here
It’s that awkward (yet beautiful) moment when a medieval fantasy show gets a laugh track. In “Game of Thrones as a Seinfeld Sitcom,” the fantasy show Game of Thrones meets 90′s sitcom Seinfeld. It’s a total clash of iconic moments in television, but it totally works. Throughout the entire video I was trying to pinpoint which Seinfeld characters were supposed to be who in the medieval setting. Most of them were so annoying that I pretty much assumed they were all Newman. Now just imagine him in a knight in charming outfit and you’re set for life.
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Usually when people go to the mall it’s to do last minute gift shopping or to check out cute boys. Not that I’ve ever done either of the two. Although these activities are a bit on the safe side, apparently there are some mall rebels out there in the world. Take the guy in “West Edmonton Mall Base Jumping,” uploaded by Doug Stu, who jumps from a higher floor and into a pool of rather murky looking water. “Dude, this is f*cked,” his friend says from behind the video camera. Um, no duh! Not only could he have been seriously injured from doing this, but he could have been kicked out of the mall. Maybe even for life. That’s like a lifetime of no shopping and gawking at cute boys.
Apparently, base jumping is a phenominon in which people jump from a fixed object and then parachute their ways to safety. This dude was completely without a parachute, so I have no idea where the “base” aspect comes in. At least he made it into an entertaining video full of giggles.
Let me guess — you probably celebrated your Thanksgiving this year way before anyone else did right? Day-of turkey is just way too mainstream for people who don’t understand the concept of originality. In fact I bet you didn’t eat turkey. It was probably some exotic bird from Never Never Land that found itself sitting on your table. That poor beast was dining amongst hipsters.
Like the people at Harvard Sailing Team, I’m almost positive some people tried to add a twist to their turkey day like the friends in “Hipster Thanksgiving.” Whether it was changing up the typical turkey and stuffing meal or blasting dinner music from a record player… I know that there were some hipsters out there just waiting to post about their Thanksgiving dinners on their blogs. Which you probably don’t have the link to. They’re probably written under another name anyway.
Here are five signs that you’re a hipster at Thanksgiving.
1. You Instagram your dinner.
2. You engage in deep conversations whilst casually holding a glass of wine.
3. You wear flannel, a cat patterned sweater, or a low-cut Nirvana v-neck. The usual, appropriate Thanksgiving attire.
You are lying to yourself and the rest of the world if you say you don’t know every word of Shaggy’s classic “It Wasn’t Me.” This was literally our anthem back in Grade six when we giggled to ourselves about Shaggy “banging on the sofa.” I know, the maturity level is outstanding. Little did we know back then that the anthem of our prepubescent selves would be ragtimed by comedy king Jimmy Fallon. While both of our versions are pretty innocent sounding, his sounds just a little bit more professional.
On Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy and his quartet band “The Ragtime Gals” sing in perfect harmony about being caught buck naked creeping with the girl next door. I never thought I’d see a group of nerdy, middle-aged men singing about “having her in the shower.” It happened.
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Seeing as they regularly make a sh*tload of food, EpicMealTime decided to give back to the community and help feed people at a local soup kitchen. The two Thanksgiving-themed meals in their latest video look utterly disgusting and delicious at the same time.
First, they had Chef Zadi cook a full pig stuffed with a bird, stuffed with pork and beef — an incredibly difficult and fattening substitute for a turkey. “Because we don’t f*ck around on Thanksgiving, we put it in a pig,” he said about the 70,750 calorie meal.
Later that day, the team volunteered at the soup kitchen and made a fast food lasagna, complete with McDonald’s burgers and bacon (duh). They topped it with cheese, french fries and sauce.
Diners at the soup kitchen thought it was one of the most delicious dishes they ever had there — some even went back for seconds.
Are you planning an epic meal for Thanksgiving?
Watch it here
Condom Testers wanted
Well this is a nice way to recruit prostitutes… An add in the Chinese version of Craigslist, was looking for women to test out condoms. How would they test out the condoms? Exactly how you think, having sex to figure out their effectiveness. All the while, getting paid to do so. Naturally, after a few days, the add was pulled because this is clearly not okay. Although, the heading for the add is pretty awesome. Go what it takes to be an official condom tester? LOL
Two pelicans get private flight home
Hurricane Sandy destroyed a lot of homes and the coastal cities, but it also disrupted the flights of a couple pelican’s just trying to fly around their respective habitats in Florida and North Carolina. Believed to be dead, the pelicans got caught up in the storm and showed up in New Jersey. Once they were located, they were flown back to Florida to get back to their normal lives. I wish I could get a free flight home from the government, not fair.
Sleeping your life away
We’ve all wanted to sleep for days at one time or another, but after reading about this girl, I take it back. Nicole Delian, 17, has a rare disorder called Kleine-Levin Syndrome which means she needs about 18 hours of sleep per day. She has slept sometimes up to 64 days straight! Even missing Christmas! Remember this next time you think you want to sleep for days.
Talk about having beef
Apparently, some of the neighbours cows came over and started eating all of Justin DeLoach’s horse feed. That was enough to make DeLoach, 23, so angry that he shot six cows in the face. Like the cows knew they were trespassing… He was charged with second degree felony of killing or aggravative abuse of horse or cattle. Someone’s got beef.
Belly button ring rescue
This is my nightmare. A woman was swimming at a public pool when her belly button ring got caught on a pool drain. The fire department was called in to rescue her. Luckily the drain was in swallow water, but the pool had to be drained in order to get the ring out of the drain. That’s pretty embarrassing, at least it wasn’t a tongue ring…
Snooki and Bow Wow made a little visit to Anderson Live this week, and graced us with their own beautiful raps. In the segment, Snooki and Bow Wow come up with raps on the spot for Anderson, who modestly denies that he himself cannot rap. Snooki, however, steals the show with her three line rap. “My name is Snooki, I like to play hooky, so give me a cookie,” she said. If I only knew that playing hooky would get my cookies back in the day.
The real star of the show is Bow Wow who raps for Anderson Cooper like nobody’s business. He even turns a simple every day sentence into a rap, blowing Cooper’s mind. I don’t know who’s cuter — Bow Wow for his adorable nature, or Anderson Cooper for his shyness.
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Soo I had a few blunders back in the day back when I was a kid, but none even remotely as funny as this. In a video called “We’re trucking!” an uncle video tapes himself and his family members yelling the phrase “we’re trucking!” The only problem is that the kid slightly messes up…. just slightly.
In the video description, thatianbloke says, “ooo, I’m a bad uncle but I had to upload these seven priceless seconds of YouTube gold. Within moments of this being shot, the driver (father) had to pull over to wipe the tears from his eyes.”
Um, thatianbloke, you are far from a bad uncle. In fact you’re probably the coolest dude on the planet for bursting into fits of what has to be the most contagious laugh ever.
Is backflipping into your pants a thing now, because these guys seem to be experts at it. Unbuttonedfilms made this montage of a few friends just casually putting on their pants — in the most epic of ways. The guys are seen backflipping, jumping, and even swinging into their pants. This inspires me to get a little bit more creative during my morning routine. How about dancing into my socks? See, that isn’t even nearly as clever or exciting as what these guys came up with. All hail the jean backflippers. Forever changing the way we see jeans and ourselves.
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Oh Satan, always getting in the way of a balanced meal. In this hilarious (emphasis on hilarious) Today Show interview circa 1984, a woman stresses about her haunted toaster. The woman shows the camera a piece of toast with the words “Satan Lives” carved very angrily into the bread’s crispy flesh, claiming it was the haunted toaster’s doing. I can’t make this sh*t up.
The video is just too perfect to even describe and it literally made my morning to see such an epic news report. The best part is when the Haunted Toaster is set on fire right before the cameras eyes. I wonder if toaster exorcisms exist.
“When all is said and done, it makes good toast,” the woman said in her concluding thoughts. The taste of Satanic bread over anything.
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You know the really sad display of defeat that fish do when they’re out of their natural habitat? Apparently humans can do it too. Or maybe it’s just this guy who seems to be a certified expert at imitating a fish. Maybe he is a fish. And the plot thickens.
35roka blessed us with this video that shows a guy flopping about in what appears to be either swimwear or boxers. The guy lowers himself to the muddy ground and flops in a puddle like a fish. What possesses anyone to do with with their free time is beyond me, but it made me giggle. Flop on little guy, flop on.
It’s safe to say that Ed Sheeran’s video for “Give Me Love” was bound to spark curiosity and outrageous fangirl fights. After looking through the comments under the video, I realized a few things:
1. People don’t know who Isabel Lucas is.
2. Isabel Lucas is not in fact Lana del Rey.
3. Ed Sheeran is some form of “ginger jesus.”
Despite all the scrambling to figure out who the angel is in the video, the comments do provide a lot of insight. The “Give Me Love” video lead fans to debate the true meaning of the video. Some say it’s about an angel who acts as cupid to help people find love. Others say she’s Natalie Portman’s doppelganger in “Black Swan.” Despite the cringe-worthy scene in which the angel pulls a feather out of her back, Ed Sheeran has helped create a lovely video that sparked discussion on some pretty deep topics.
But enough of the serious stuff. Here are 15 hilarious (and some sweet) comments via the Sheeran fandom.
