Doing stupid things with a shopping cart may sound like a good idea at first, but then you realize they’re not really made for speed or to support the human body. Whoops. This compilation video of shopping cart fails will make you laugh, cry, and question some people’s intelligence. Because no, jumping headfirst into a shopping cart ISN’T A VERY SAFE IDEA.
Kids, under no circumstances should you try this at home.
Remember how in high school the tambourine was the most jokes instrument because, well, who can’t play the tambourine?
You shake it up and down, side to side, and it jingles. If you wanna get creative, you hit the pad inside the rings if your tambourine is more evolved.
What I didn’t realize is that tambourine playing is an art. My years playing percussion in high school never brought me to this point with the tambourine (that’s because the snare drum was a lot cooler).
Some people clearly take tambourine playing quite seriously, and this man is one of those people. In this video a man shows us how real musicians play the tambourine. I’m not sure whether to be mystified, or fearful.
The youtube viewers also seem to have some words about this artistry.
You keep dancing, tambourine man.
Don’t EVER fall asleep during an improv performance because this just may happen to you.
When an audience member fell asleep during an improv performance in Germany, the group decided to wake her up by singing happy birthday and stripping down in front of her.
What a way to wake up.
Improv. You’re doing it right.
If this was my grandmother I’d probably be mortified, but considering this is someone else’s adorable Gran I find this adorable.
This grandmother probably knows how to get down better and more tastefully than most of us young adults. Watch out, SHE is going to out-dance all of us, and maybe steal all our men while she’s at it. Looks like all us young ladies have some competition.
No, but really – this is adorable. Four for you Nana. You go Nana.
I’d assume that most of us prefer to be woken up with an alarm clock, maybe a beautiful sunrise or maybe a rooster, depending on where you’re from. But there’s no way anyone would want to wake up like this! In a YouTube video uploaded by clipnationdotcom, these pranksters shake up unsuspecting sleepers by dunking their victims in pools, slamming them against walls, and shooting at them with fireworks. In spite of the very mean pranks, I could not stop laughing! HILARIOUS. I wonder if these victims ever got back at their prankers? Hmmm… that’s another video I’d like to see.
If you’re not familiar with Comedian Rob Delany, well after this hilarious video you may want to check out his Twitter page. On Jimmy Kimmel Live, our favourite late night host introduces us to the genius that is Delany by heading down to a local deli to get a group of old people to read out some of Delany’s tweets. There’s nothing funnier than having grampie and gramie read out liners like, “Children give terrible gifts because they’re poor,” or “you’ve really got to hand it to short people because they can’t often reach it.” Yes these tweets are totally absurd and slightly offensive but don’t tell me you didn’t share a good laugh or two.
But we got to ask: would we rather have old people reading Urban Dictionary? What do you think?
They’re at it again. In the spirit of Valentine’s Day the dynamic duo PrankvsPrank took to the streets with a fake proposal and a cringe-worthy rejection. AWKWARD.
Let’s face it, we’re all suckers for a happy ending but when our leading lady bolts at the sight of an engagement ring, the giddy bystanders are left feeling a little heartbroken and totally uncomfortable.
Whether you’ve fallen under cupid’s spell or not, watch this viral video for a good life and some classic one liners, “I just met you on Facebook.” LOL
Tommy Wooldridge doesn’t have the best luck when it comes to swooning the ladies so he’s turned to the swag master himself, Canada’s very own Justin Bieber, for a little inspiration. Watch as Tommy uses lyrics from “Beauty and a Beat,” “Boyfriend,” and “Baby” to capture the hearts of these unsuspecting ladies. Hey Tommy, I hope you find your baby, baby, baby!
Previously, he has attempted pick-up lines from Blink 182 and Taylor Swift. [VEVO]
What would you buy with $229.93 A pair of shoes? Maybe a new purse? How about a salad? Yes that’s right, a salad. CH Staff uploaded this hilarious prank; see what happens when our friends at college humor order a salad with over 200 toppings. Sounds exotic but I think i’ll stick to croutons, bacon and parmasean cheese.
Ladies if you’re single on Valentine’s Day fear not, these eligible bachelors are ready to rock your world, 80s style.
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon posted this ridiculous parody dating video just in time for Cupid’s Holiday. The mock dating service features hunks Chiz Dippler, Kelly Gurbcock and Jaxx Martin who are just looking for a little lovin. Sign me up! He’s clearly playing off the dudes in this legit 80s dating service.
Congratulations Kai, you’ve been inducted into the autotune hall of fame.
Don’t worry he’s not climbing into your windows at night or snatching your people up. This heroic hitchhiker shares some words of wisdom,in autotune of course, as he calls all of us “worthwhile” and “lovable.” We can all rest easy knowing that Kai is patrolling the streets ready to hand out a good “SMASH” or two
You can thank The Gregory Brothers, also known as schmoyoho in the YouTube world, for this musical gem.
Let’s give our favourite hitchhiker a medal and a recording deal? Hey I found it catchy.
Previously, The Gregory Brothers have done auto-tune versions of: Why, why Manti, Final debate songified and Oh my dayum.
Charlie the dog might not be that great at sitting or shaking hands, but man can he SNEEZE on command. The little furball wheezes whenever his owner tells him to. The unfortunate part? He was doing it all for a carrot. I thought the whole point of a trick was to get rewarded with a TREAT?!
From this video we learn two things:
1) Everything you know is a lie.
2) Everything sounds 10 times more epic when you add the Inception foghorn.
We all had them or pined for them… and I’m sure some of us STILL play with them secretly. Below is a list of the top 10 toys from the 90s that ever existed. AKA If you didn’t have these toys growing up, your childhood probably sucked.
Nano’s, Giga Pets, digital aliens/babies/pets
When I was a kid, my mom called ALL the toy stores to reserve a Nano Puppy when they got a new shipment. They were only around $15, and everyone wanted one. And once you had one, you had to have more. The pets had to be fed, put to bed, and you even got to clean up their barf and poop! It sounds really boring, but they were highly addictive. Admit it, you tried to see how many poops and barfs you could ignore until your pet died. We ll did it. When Furbys came along later, it was like “ah sh*t!!”
Pogs
Pogs were so simple, Just little pieces of cardboard or metal with colors and images on them. Yet, we loved them and battled with our friends to collect more. It’s such a pointless game, I don’t even know why I liked them so much. I can’t recall the official rules of Pogs, but I remember every person flipped over cardboard pogs with a metal “slammer.”
Yak Bak
Yak Bak’s or Talkboys, as seen in the movie Home Alone, were essentially the same thing. They’re sick little devices, used to record sound with a built-in microphone. They were so popular, they even sold yak bak pens. I cleverly hid mine in my sleeve to record people saying things they shouldn’t. If you had one of these, you definitely spent hours recording yourself or others saying swear words.
Game Boys
Game Boys really go without saying, but I’m going to mention it anyway. The first one that came out weighed about 10 lbs, and looked like a bad MS-DOS operating system. They were all black and white, or should I say black and grey, with weird distorted graphics that were incredibly awesome. I’m not going to lie, I still use my non-color screen Game Boy whenever I’m on a plane or train and need to pass the time. Even though they don’t say it, I know everyone around me is jealous.
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They see me ridin’ , I’m fallin’. See what might be the greatest compilation of segway fails to ever grace the internet. Do not try this at home kids. Dear all you uncoordinated people, take my lead and a) admit to your lack of coordination, and b) stay far away from scooters of any kind.
Watch this guy cry for his dad and mom after a serious bench pressing fail. With every scream comes more urgency, more laughs, and some fear that this guy might actually hurt himself. Its more funny than scary, especially if you find wannabe macho men crying and screaming for help amusing. I hope this guys mommy or daddy eventually comes to help him out. I really want to make an LMFAO “I work out” pun, but words escape me. The fail is just too great a fail.
This cat has managed to go where no dog has ever gone before – it caught its tail. Cats 1, dogs 0. Until next time.
This Friesian Mare, Mariska, can’t be tamed. There isn’t a lock he can’t pick . He can get into or out of any gate, fridge, stable there is. There is no restraining him. Fortunately, the horse seems passive, and graceful in how he manages to Houdini his way in and out of situations.
Here are four texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]
Poo = Poe
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I think this dramatic Boston Terrier knows something you don’t know — is it the meaning of life? Why Kim Kardashian is famous? If Larry Stylinson is a real thing? No one knows… except maybe this guy:
