Not too long ago, we talked about our very own high school bullies (amongst other high school pains.) I always thought that television host Jimmy Kimmel had a pretty awesome life — it turns out that he’s just like the rest of us. Like Jimmy, I had a few run-ins back in the day with some cruel, cruel peeps. This video may or may not have given me inspiration to confront them.
In last night’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, Jimmy travels back to his hometown to confront his high school bully. Tommy Black a.k.a The Black would rub Jimmy’s face into the cement. That poor soul.
Ultimately, Jimmy proved himself to be a total hero in this video. Not only did he stand up to his arch nemesis (on television!) but he ended the confrontation with a heartwarming hug.
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Sage Jimmy Kimmel and Truth Fairy Guillermo hooked a makeshift lie-detector test up to an innocent seven-year-old and prodded him about the very serious things kids think about: hating school, peeing a little bit in the swimming pool and hating dogs.
It was all in the name of teaching the next generation how necessary the virtue honesty is. The questions were simple and non-confrontational at first: “what’s your name?” “how old are you?” But eventually they became more serious. Ultimately, we learn that the next generation despises school, hates dogs and treasures a lexicon of saucy profanities.
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As we all know, Zac Efron is something of an accomplished bra unhooker with his masterful technique the “pinch and slide.” What I didn’t know is that Jimmy Kimmel is also skilled at the art and decided to challenge “The Lucky One” actor to a bra-unhooking duel on his show last night.
Standing in for the female forms were Guillermo 1 and Guillermo 2, each wearing four identical bras that Kimmel and Efron raced to unhook. As soon as the gun sounded, it looked like Kimmel had it. He was calm and patient while Efron fumbled with both hands. But it was the last one that caught up to Kimmel and Efron managed to take the Crown.
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