While my cat lounges like a beached seal all day on his favourite chair, this badass cat parties with his bros. His owners lovingly attached a GoPro cam to his neck to see what he got up to all day while they weren’t home.

Turns out, the little guy can drive, drink booze, work a switchblade and party at a local strip joint. His whole trip is fittingly set to a cover of Prodigy’s “Smack My Bitch.” What does your cat do all day while you’re at work or school?

Watch it here

When I was an active four-year-old I’m pretty sure I had just transitioned from a tricycle to learner wheels and could go down the entire block if my dad gave me a push to start. This kid Malcolm’s skill set is mildly drastically better, as he can already do sweet jumps down steep wooden plunges in the forest. His dad gave him a GoPro cam and the kid narrates the entire descent of the first ramp on Hellion at Highland Park— you can practically hear that there’s a smile on his face. His dad is definitely one of the cooler ones out there.