If you can’t stand to read the book on your own, let these celebrities and YouTubers do it for you…
Ellen Degeneres
Ellen was asked to record the steamy novel Fifty Shades of Grey but was shocked at the pornographic language, so she opted to paraphrase the most obscene terminology (think of secret gardens and hammers). She went one step further by adding in sound effects, using her own vocalizations and props. Oh my.
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert Gottfried’s cranky voice doesn’t lend itself well to BDSM. We hope this doesn’t ruin the book for you.
Kristen Stewart
This drunk chick reads Fifty Shades of Grey while (obvs) drinking white wine. For some reason, she insists on speaking in a variety of Shakespearean accents, even though both Christian and Anastasia are both American. This is why you disable your webcam before a night at the bar people…
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The next time you’re on the subway and you see someone in the middle of 50 Shades of Grey, just think of Gilbert Gottfried reading it in his cranky voice. We hope we didn’t ruin the book for you.
