Okay, here’s your new game for the night. When you go out with your friends, count how many times these doozies come out. These two episode of The Flip Side shows what happens when men and women switch roles in everyday life.

The first episode, aptly called “Bar” features women picking up men by pinching their hineys and creating a barricade around their prey on the dance floor. “Screw you’re girlfriend, give me five minutes in the parking lot” or “those are amazing jeans, they would look so much better on my bedroom floor” are the pick-up lines of choice.

It gets even better with episode two, called “Dating.” Men tap into their emotional side, saying “I love you” a little too soon and spending a Friday night crying over sappy photos. “I want you to go to a Monster Truck Ralley and get run over by a truck somehow,” is a voicemail one guy leaves for his girlfriend when she doesn’t call him back.

I watched the episode with my guy friend and we agree they’re embarrassingly stereotypical but hilarious because they’re true. Have you heard these lines before?