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15 Spring Break party-hosting tips that won’t leave y ...

By Galen Simmons The way I look at it, the very idea that you might want to bring all your friends together, give them free-license to get smashed off their face, and have it all take place in your very own fortress of solitude seems like a recipe for disaster. I mean theoretically speaking, there […]

Posted on February 15, 2013 at 12:27 pm

/College

How to lose a roommate in 15 ways

By Galen Simmons I, Roommate The signing of a lease between two or more prospective roommates is rather similar in many respects to the signing of a marriage licence. “I, roommate one, do hereby pledge to live with roommate two, through all tests, essays, drunken parties, and mood swings until the lease’s end do us […]

Posted on October 19, 2012 at 1:56 pm

/Celebrity News

25 tips to help you de-stress this school year

By Galen Simmons As the weather begins to cool down and we start to get more busy with that looming threat to our free time otherwise known as school, stress can become a very affluent factor governing the course of our daily lives. The nightmares of late-night cram sessions and last-minute essay scribbling, — which had once seemed […]

Posted on September 19, 2012 at 2:53 pm

/Music

Freshman dictionary A-Z: Keg stands, beer pong and Jung ...

Galen Simmons We’re on the cusp of a new school year and once again I find myself wishing it didn’t have to be this way. Since my wishes rarely come true, the best I can do is try and smooth the transition into post-secondary hell for those misguidedly eager first-year faces. I might not be […]

Posted on September 5, 2012 at 2:06 pm

/Celebrity News

Five reasons my life is not a reality show

By Galen Simmons As I previously mentioned, I get bored very easily. One of my favourite cures for boredom is TV And since I get bored easily, I watch it A LOT. I watch it at work and at home and when I can’t watch it, I think about what my life would be like if […]

Posted on July 6, 2012 at 2:07 pm

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