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Restless Lochness on Tumblr cleverly draws out the many faces and emotions of Edgar Allan Poe. I shall no longer think of him as “that Raven guy,” but only as Edgar Allan Bro:
Once upon a midnight dreary,
while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten PBR
Okay, fine. I’m no poet but you get the picture.
From the same guys who taught you how to get girls’ phone numbers without talking, whatever are back and this time they’re a little too excited when it comes to picking up girls. And by excited I mean they’re faking boners while hitting on girls. They’re a little too blatant when it comes to their faux pas as they purposefully knock things over and make some not-so subtle jokes. It’s actually quite surprising that they even scored a couple digits so if we were to learn anything from this “social experiment” of theirs, it’s this: it’s all about confidence.
[Thanks, Brian!]
MadeManDotCom plays another round of Internet Games with New Girl’s Jake Johnson a.k.a. the lovable curmudgeon known as Nick Miller. During this particular round, Johnson finally gets to the role he was born to play as he imitates Grumpy Cat, which is basically Nick Miller’s turtle face minus the scrunched up forehead.
Also, is it just me or does the interviewer, Paul F. Tompkins, look like Paul Rudd from Anchorman with better hair? No? Just me? Cool.
Not to spoil anything, but here’s a video of a cat dressed up as a shark riding a Roomba chasing a duck. Take a minute to let that sink in then press play because basically, this is the internet.
Looking for a cool new way to make those otherwise dull and boring exercise routines more exciting? Try adding a cat!
Who says cats don’t care about their owners? Here we see Shorty and Kodi helping their owner get fit and healthy in this YouTube video that covers just about every basic workout. From squats, chest presses and even push-ups (how he got that cat to stay on his back I have no idea), there is a routine for every problem area. Who knew cats could be so useful?
Just in case you’re running out of songs to serenade your fair lady with, why not try an acoustic version of your favourite club anthem? That’s exactly what YouTube’s PublicPrank did but instead of a lady love, he sang sweet nothings to random people on the boardwalk. Listen as he does acoustic versions of Lil’ Jon’s “Get Low,” Akon’s “Smack That” and even Lonely Island’s “I Just Had Sex.”
Why did the guy in this YouTube video cross the road? To show us how it would look if we humans crossed the road like animals of course!
If you’ve ever wondered how it would look if humans crossed the road like animals, wonder no more because this YouTube video shows us exactly what that would look like. From squirrels, to dogs and yes, even kangaroos (I’m assuming that one’s for the Australian viewers) this guy gives humorous performances of how humans would look like if they crossed the street like animals.
Every segment of Jimmy Kimmel Live‘s Lie Witness News is like a lesson in how to bullshit (badly). This time around, Kimmel’s fake news crew heads for the desert hills to ask Coachella goers about their favourite bands. Asides from Two Door Cinema Club, all of the bands the interviewer asks those cool musical festival kids are all fake. Watch as they lie about liking “Shorty Jizzle and the Plumber Crocs” (a combination of Bob Dylan and a polka band), “The Obesity Epidemic,” and “Get the F—k Out of My Pool.”
The video would’ve be incredibly depressing if it weren’t for the high possibility that these bands become a reality in a week or two (BTW, totally got dibs on the “Chelsea Clintons”).
Halftime for any sporting event is usually the best time to grab more drinks, booze and food without having to miss any of the action. But it seems like the halftime show at the first playoff game between Oklahoma City Thunder and Houston Rockets was one not to miss. A trainer and his incredibly talented dogs stole the show as the dogs cha-cha’d, scooter’ed, and back flipped their way into the audience’s hearts. They’re better than the cheerleaders!
When their surveillance video of a drunk guy trying to rob their store went viral, the owners of Kent’s Meats and Groceries in Redding, California decided to turn their lemons into lemonades by turning it into a commercial.
It’s hard to put into words just how well done this was because this YouTube commenter did it best:
While his friend may be sleeping the embarrassment away, this corgi is not happy to be dressed up as panda. Asides from looking ridiculously cute in those panda costumes, he also has the best stink-eyed face I’ve ever seen from an animal. He’s probably also a little bitter that the third corgi gets to look dapper in a vest. D’awwwww.
Being nervous on your first day is common but don’t let your nerves get the best of you. Just ask North Dakota news anchor AJ Clemente.
The local NBC anchor was suspended after swearing on air during his first few minutes on the job. Clemente was caught whispering a string of profanities, including “f—king shit” via his lapel mic while his co-anchor Van Tieu was trying to introduce him to their Sunday news audience.
Clemente was suspended for his rookie mistake (always assume your mic is on) and Tieu later apologized for Clemente lapse in judgement during the 10:00 news hour. Clemente also tweeted an apology soon after.
As long as he doesn’t turn out to be this guy, I think he’ll be alright.
Ever wonder what it would be like to drive with the Terminator himself? Well, thanks to comedian Wil Sasso, you can now get an idea.
Sasso used his Vine account to create short clips entitled “Arnold Schwarzenegger Driving,” which some genius YouTube user compiled to create this hilarious video.
Watch below to see Arnold take on parking garages, Spanish language tapes and an irritating Honda Accord. My personal favourite is his rendition of “Sweet Caroline”:
A magician never reveals his secrets. But sometimes, their secrets are revealed for them.
That’s exactly what happened when this TV host tried to perform a card trick for little Murray. He may be young, but he has a keen eye, and when he notices something is off, hilarity ensues.
This video is proof that kids are a lot smarter than we give them credit for. If this man learned anything from this experience, I hope it was to never underestimate the intelligence of a child, no matter what their age.
Are you having a bad day? Are exams getting in the way of your otherwise awesome plans??
Then stop what you’re doing and watch this video of a baby goat playing with a cat. It doesn’t get any better than this and I guarantee that it will make you smile.
I mean what could be better than hearing Carl Douglas’ “Kung Fu Fighting” being the soundtrack to this adorable playdate? And where the HECK can I get myself a baby goat?!
These are just some questions that you may ask yourself while watching this video. ENJOY.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have officially found THE CHOSEN ONE.
When little Will’s parents decided to take him across the street to take a picture in front of City Hall while attending a parade, something magical happened.
Raising his hands in the air to pose for the shot, the power Will elicited from the crowd from that simple action turned out to be craziness.
I have no idea whether or not I should scared or amazed. NO KID SHOULD POSSESS SO MUCH POWER.
As adorable as these creatures are, red pandas are also quite scary. If you bother them, these animals will stare you down as if they are trying to suck your soul out of your body.
Think of them as a real-life version of the Dementors in Harry Potter. Don’t mess with them. OR ELSE, they’ll take your happiness away.
Things turned kind of awkward when closed captioning though “Dzhokhar Tsarnaev” sounded a lot like for “Zooey Deschanel.”
While the spelling could not have been any more different, seeing a 19-year-old Zooey Deschanel pop up in the news must have been quite surreal.
But to be fair, there were A LOT of unconfirmed reports being spread around during the coverage of this story. So who really knows WHAT Fox 4 Breaking News was intending??
Thanks to The Huffington Post, this supercut of politicians talking about rap music or what they call “suburban music”, might have you cringing for a very long time.
Highlights from the video include some politicians even going as far as reciting lyrics from “99 Problems” by Jay-Z and LL Cool J’s “Mama Said Knock You Out”.
I have no words. PLEASE JUST STOP.
Well, prepare for your life to be FOREVER CHANGED.
In this completely unnecessary (but kinda cool) video, this Japanese man demonstrates how one can filter water out of your Coca Cola.
Isn’t that trippy?!
According to YouTuber maho koyama, the explanation of the man gives at the end is: “After filtration, it doesn’t have flavor of coke anymore,but it does taste sugary water.”
