I must have had the attention-span of a cute puppy, because I am also entertained by the funny noises of a door-stopper.
There’s just something really addictive to seeing it go BOING BOING BOING.
Am I the only one to experience this? Yeah? I guess I’ll go hide in a corner now.
When you’re born double-jointed, it almost feels like you were welcome into a special league. That’s how I felt when I realized I could bend/contort my fingers in a strange way while disgusting those around me with my strange talents.
But in the case of this girl, she takes her double-jointed-ness to the next level. Entering a “Special Talent” contest for the Ellen Degeneres show, this girl has the ability to bend her leg upwards–ultimately making her leg look like it’s missing some joints.
What’s more is that she goes further with her talent, shocking her friends and her doctor (who by the way, said this was normal).
Check it out! I don’t know whether to be impressed or grossed out.
World, this is Rev. Rev is a dog that can sing along to Adele’s “Make You Feel My Love.” According to the description, his owner has been singing this song to Rev since he was a puppy. You got my vote, Rev, for the world’s best singing dog.
Ever find yourself really bored at Walmart? Of course you have.
It’s the story of every kid’s life: your parents dragged you with them and now you need to keep yourself occupied for the better part of an hour. For a store that literally has everything, the amount of things you can do to keep yourself busy are minimal. That is, if you think rationally.
Thinking rationally is never fun, so instead we decided to get creative (and slightly illogical) to think of some stupid things that could keep you busy at Walmart while your parents shop.
READ 12 STUPID THINGS TO DO AT WALMART
1) Use toys to re-create a scene
2) Play hide and seek
3) Say hi to random customers
4) Every time someone is paged on the loud speaker, ask “god, is that you?”
The past 24 hours have proven to be a busy news day for Canadian media, but amidst the Canadian scandals only one proves to have some international potential. Toronto mayor Rob Ford has been accused of substance abuse by The Toronto Star and American news outlet Gawker. Both publications claim to have reporters who have seen actual video footage of the mayor smoking crack.
It’s not like Torontonians needed a reason to be embarrassed by Ford. The internet has already made a mockery of him by turning a photo of Ford trying to kick a football into a meme and launching him as a viral video sensation after he walked into a cameraman last month. But we do appreciate that his current scandal has led to him landing his very own Taiwanese animated news piece. In it, the mayor is portrayed as running over little kids and partying with Toronto’s elite, which hilariously includes a beaver.
Contrary to this animated report, the people of Toronto do very much care about the irrational behaviour of Rob Ford. We even tried to kick him out of office for conflict of interest. Will this scandal, true or not, finally get rid of the city’s most polarizing politician? We can only hope.
[H/T to Uproxx]
If you live in Ontario and are 19 years of age or older, let us all breathe a sigh of relief as the Liquor Control Board of Ontario (the governing body that controls the selling of alcohol) has averted a possible strike, or how I like to think of it, the driest summer Canada would have had since the Prohibition era. Let us all celebrate by watching a super cut of awesome ways to open a beer before we go buy a 24 pack for ourselves this long weekend.
Everyone loves a good love story. How else could you explain the myriads of terrible dating shows and romantic comedies?
Late night host Jimmy Kimmel takes it one step further with his new upcoming segment The Baby Bachelor. It’s both adorable and very, very creepy because toddlers shouldn’t be dating each other! They should be thinking the other has cooties and running away! But alas, my heart melted as this too young bachelor gives one crying contestant a little kiss.
Dammit, Kimmel! Why do you make me feel these things?!
Why anyone would want to get rid of the world’s cat is beyond me, but freddiew‘s world is a dark place when the likes of Wiggles, the president of the United Sates, order a mass kitty genocide. It’s up to a group of kids to save the last cat on Earth. It’s not as easy as you think as military dogs packing some serious heat as they try to track down the precious cat. It’s life or death for these kids who probably spent too much time on the internet before the dogs took over.
But where, oh, where is the rest of the Internet crowd? You’d think we would’ve banded together by now to save every cat we can, or at least buy enough peanut butter to distract the dogs.
Doing stupid things with a shopping cart may sound like a good idea at first, but then you realize they’re not really made for speed or to support the human body. Whoops. This compilation video of shopping cart fails will make you laugh, cry, and question some people’s intelligence. Because no, jumping headfirst into a shopping cart ISN’T A VERY SAFE IDEA.
Kids, under no circumstances should you try this at home.
Have you ever wondered what it might be like if the internet was a big store? Well, even if you haven’t, prepare to have your mind blown by Neosignal’s music video for “Planet Online” that does all the imagining for you.
Picture Google game consoles, a Facebook race track, a robotic Firefox, a trojan horse, a Twitter toy set, and more games of the internet variety. Okay, so I imagined, and I admit it sounds pretty cool. It also sounds pretty cluttered, and in all honesty I worry for the children of the future if they all became actually things. The whole idea is kind of disconcerting. If it were up to me, kids would continue to grow up with Hot Wheels, Polly Pockets, and yes, Barbies because, well, they seem less creepy.
Fans can get their comedy fix with this CW sneak peak of the Whose Line is it Anyway reboot before it premieres this summer.
Hosted by Aisha Tyler, the first sketch we see is “Greatest Hits” where Ryan and Colin are selling a greatest hits album dedicated to songs from 90210 and Wayne is the artist singing hits like “Nobody’s Ugly” and that great Japanese pop song “We’ll be Back.”
The second preview is “Scenes from a Hat.” There’s nothing like 3 middle aged men that know nothing about a hit teen drama (in this case, 90210 ) who have to come up with deleted scenes from the show. The skit features comedian Jonathan Mangum who was Wayne’s side kick on his short lived talk show, The Wayne Brady Show. The funniest line came from Wayne who was “the other black guy” in the show.
Personally I can’t wait to see them do “Helping Hands” again. Ryan and Colin had me laughing during that one. Granted it won’t be the same without Drew, and I should be happy that it’s at least back, which I am, but I can’t help but feel like something will be missing. Here’s to hoping that he at least does a guest spot for one episode.
From the set to the chemistry between the guys, not much has changed and I can’t wait to see the premiere on July 16!
“Why is everyone so afraid of love?”- one of life’s age old questions, well it might have something to do with this guy.
In this 5 second video, which was originally uploaded to Vine, this guy thinks it would be fun to sneak up behind some random woman in what I can only assume to be an Ikea or Home Depot and scream out “love!” to find out the answer. The video leaves you thinking of so many different metaphors he might have been going for. Is he being romantic and implying that love can sneak up on you when you least expect it? Or does he just love scaring women while shopping? Who really knows but it will leave you in giggles.
Fishing is all about timing as Norman Dreger learned from one crafty Bald Eagle. He was just about to reel a fish in when the eagle swooped in and stole it from right under him—while it was still on his line! Talk about missing out on the catch of the day.
When some rules just can’t be broken, take some inspiration from this dog who desperately tries to fetch his frisbee from the swimming pool without having to jump in. While the dog probably knows it would be easier to jump in and save his toy from a watery grave, his small victory probably will keep him from sleeping outside that night.
Two men voluntarily put themselves through a labor pain simulation for Mother’s Day. Through electrode simulation, the guys were able to get a sense of what it was like to have labor contractions. Their wives looked on as they grunted in pain and deservingly high-fiving each other because yeah, this shit is pretty funny.
This little girl has wheelies on lock as she spins around in her battery-powered car. And round, and round, and round, and round she goes…
The paps caught up with West and his pregnant girlfriend Kim Kardashian while the two were walking around Los Angeles (wait, who walks in Los Angeles?). What they didn’t catch, though, was Kanye West hitting on a sign. Unlike little old clumsy me who has walked into signs, fire alarm fixtures and sidewalk patio railing, West was trying to prevent the paps from taking a good photo of him by keeping his head down. Those pesky photogs did catch Kim trying to comfort Kanye who ended up flipping out at the paps because he was a little embarrassed by the whole incident.
Leave it to Kanye West for making me feel less alone in the world.
Watch Kanye West Freak Out at the Paps Below:
In another edition of “Old People Who Don’t Get Technology,” American politician New Gingrich wants to rename cell phones because they do more than make calls these days. Sorry to break it to you Newt, but we already have a name for them “hand-held computers.” We call them smart phones. No, you can stop searching on Yahoo! It’s not a new term. It’s been around for a while.
I’m puzzled too that no one in Gingrich’s camp broke the news to him earlier or at least tried to explain to him why making a YouTube video to try to explain the necessity of creating a new name for the cell phone was a bad idea. Then again, this is the guy who promised to put a colony on the moon by 2020 during his 2012 Republican party presidential candidacy run.
Every time Facebook changes anything on their site, there is a complete uproar from users about how terrible the new features are. And, as I’m sure you’re all aware, the more changes they make, the more annoying posts you see about it and the more tours you have to take to get your bearings on the updates and make sure everyone and their dog can’t see your profile.
But what if this happened in real life? ExtremelyDecentFilms explored the idea in their new video and I have to say, it’s pretty spot on. Watch to see what happens when an unsuspecting guy returns from grocery shopping to find his home has been “updated” – without his consent.
Honestly, this video captures so accurately my feelings towards Facebook and it’s constant changes – they never actually fix an identifiable problem, but somehow manage to create ten more. I think for sanity’s sake we should all just stick to Twitter.
Dang, this pup has better moves than me!
Dancing along to Eminem’s “Shake That”, this dog takes booty shaking to another level. In fact, I think he’s SO GOOD that he could even compete with Beyonce.
Shake on, dawgy dog!