Ever tried picking up someone by wooing them with a sexy animal fact or two? …No? Yeah, I don’t blame you.
Jeff Wysaski of Pleated-Jeans tries his hand at using animal facts as pick-up lines and it’s pretty hysterical. The animal facts featured in this video are more disturbing then sensual. With that being said, I can’t see any of these pick up lines working, but humor is sexy, right? So at least Wysaski has that going for him.
My favourite animal fact pick up line? “The male tick doesn’t have a penis… But I do.” Smooth. Really smooth. Do you say that to all women? …I hope not.
Let me ask you a question, how many times do you see a small child with a cell phone, iPod, or using the computer like they’re an Apple technician? Probably more than you can count. It’s kinda scary what the future holds for the next generation considering half the time, kids rather spend their days inside playing video games instead of getting fresh air. When I was a kid, I basically cried when it was time to come inside.
SantagatoTV made a hilarious video on his thoughts on time out, sexting, social networks — I can’t wait to see when this guy has a kid.
If you haven’t already heard about “Gangnam Style,” you’re probably living under a rock. I think Psy’s viral video is going to erase all upcoming “Call Me Maybe” parodies in exchange for this. At the University of Oregon, the school’s duck mascot seems to be having the time of his life, partying on res and an eventful weekend up at the cottage. Really, how hard can it be, dancing like that in a costume (with webbed feet). Whoever is under there must be sweating.
But don’t worry, if you want to perfect your moves to the famous horse riding dance, we got you covered. Psy recently demonstrated the whole craze on a television show, so watch this tutorial closely. Remember, keep a serious face.
Sporting a red speedo, Terry Crews teams up with Old Spice once again while flexing a variety of different muscles to make sounds off the drums, saxophone, keyboard, tambourine, guitar — basically anything else is bod is hooked up to. Is there anything this man can’t do? If things couldn’t get any better, wait until the end of the video where you can record your own musical symphony with the help of your keyboard.
Crews even proved his manliness (even though it’s quite clear) on the red carpet premiere for The Expendables 2.
Douglas Widick only has one request in his new music video for “Lemme Eat That Off Yo Abs.” He wants to use your tummy as a table. The comedic video is a parody of mostly every rap video out there today including: partying in a club, beautiful woman, flashy outfits and endless amounts of alcohol.
I’m not sure if this is one of his fetishes, but things get a little dangerous when he takes some cutlery to the woman’s stomach. “Looking all cut up just like this chicken/ I’m being extra careful not to stick my fork in your abs boo.” Yikes..
Hmm, after the whole “Call Me Maybe” craze, could this work as the next potential pick-up line? You decide.
Cats are obviously one of the greatest pets anyone could ask for. Not only do they clean themselves, and have about nine lives, they also have superpowers. Kinda. This cat is just like a baby, you can’t take your eyes off of it for a split second because you won’t know where it will be next. Either this little guy just had some catnip and is totally active, or he can teleport. You decide?
That deserves a treat.
The past couple of months, PSY has been quite the talk now that “Gangnam Style” has made it over to the other side of the world. I don’t know what it is about this guy, but the song is so damn catchy even though there’s a language barrier. Recently, he took a trip to America and showed off his famous moves at the LA Dodgers’ game.
In the good old days, everyone kept it simple and traditional. Now we have grooms surprising their spouse with a flashmob and expected choreography — so they hope. Soon we’re going to have newlyweds everywhere following the trend with this latest craze. Do you think this wedding party did PSY some justice?
Who says that dogs and cats can’t get along? If it wasn’t for this clever kitty, those dogs would of been locked in the other room. I have a feeling the cat just wanted to be one of the “guys” and did them a favour to get into their cool books.
Sometimes it makes me wonder how pets learn to do these kinda things, remember the dog who fetched his owner a beer? Soon you won’t be having to yell for your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, Whiskers over there will do it for you.
I think we’ve all had our fair share of pranks done on us whether it be someone popping out around the corner, or walking into a glass door. Then things just escalate to the next level when someone brings in a camera to record the embarrassing moment. In the end, you’ll have a hilarious family video that (hopefully) will make you all laugh and a potential submission to America’s Funniest Home Videos.
Lesson of the day: don’t sneeze in your dad’s pancakes.
As addictive as they are, you can never just dispense a single Tic-Tac, it’s pretty much impossible. This video actually blows my mind because it turns out that I’ve been using the container wrong the whole time. Not to be greedy when your friends ask, (they’re just so good — especially the orange kind) here’s a quick tutorial on how to get just one out.
Okay but seriously, who has time for that? Not me.
Either this cat has spent a lot of time watching birds from outside his window, or he was a parrot in his past life. If I’m not mistaken, that is definitely not a “meow” coming out of it’s mouth..it might be some type of language from another planet. Either way, this kitty can definitely be the Oprah in cat world with those pipes.
It’s true, you never know who you’re going to meet on the streets of Ohio. YouTube user RomanAtwood from SketchEmpire is known for his hilarious pranks each week. He came up with the idea of ambushing strangers, pretending as if they were his friend or a famous celebrity, all while vlogging. Most of the reactions are priceless, but you know there’s always a few apples in the bunch that don’t like to have fun. One woman called the guy a “creep” and another threatened to call the cops.
At least TLC, Mr.Bean, Justin Bieber and One Direction enjoyed the attention! It’s always nice to see a cop have a laugh too.
This guy is pretty talented with his many voice impressions from different actors and famous characters such as Stewie Griffin, Mickey Mouse, Daffy Duck and Elmo. But that’s not all. You can’t forget about all the stereotypical accents from different countries and states: Boston, New York, Mexican, Indian, famous California surfer boy and more.
One of his favourites to talk with is the Australian accent. It’s true, you really can listen to someone talking in an accent forever (and girls love it). Even if the story is completely boring, the accent makes up for it.
Usually if you want to minimize global warming, you can carpool, walk, or ride your bike. Now you would probably never believe anyone if they said they could store their mode of transportation in their backpack. Cmon, he’s totally saving the risk of a stolen wheel. This guy actually proves you can, while taking a ride on a bike that looks like it was made for a Barbie doll.
Was anyone else worried that he was going to fall head first? Thankfully he went with the safety approach and wore a helmet!
It’s always hilarious to see that someone doesn’t take their job too seriously. During a traffic report on FOX news, the tech guy thought it would be funny to replace the mapped out green screen behind the reporter, with a live video of their other news correspondent. After that, looks like they both let loose and threw in a little Carlton dance.
It’s not everyday that you see someone floating over an large amount of water with boats and sea-doo’s driving by. Now, I don’t know if this guy is just having fun or putting on a show for bystands watching over the bridge, but he definitely has a costume on and may think of himself as the real life Aquaman. I’d fall for it.
Who doesn’t love a little bit of auto-tune? French chef Julia Child would of celebrated her 100th birthday today. Even though she may no longer be with us, she definitely left a lasting impression and it was clear that she just wanted to entertain and educate people at the same time.
The people at PBS decided to twist things up a little and make her delicious recipes sound a million times better, if that’s even possible. There’s nothing like, “Bring on the roasted potatoes,” that makes my stomach rumble more.
This video is slightly confusing. I can’t help but sing along to RUN DMC’s “It’s Tricky,” but the only thing that I find tricky, is how in the world did this girl fit in a pair of pants? Wait, I’d like to know what made even think of the idea in the first place. The video’s description on YouTube says: “I found this video on Tumblr and decided to post it on here. Not me.” I guess this video proves a point. Whenever you put on the internet, don’t forgot that it may catch up with you in the long run.
We all have those nerve-racking moments, whether it be your wedding day, being in front of a large audience or talking live on-air. Sometimes it’s caused by stress, standing way too long, dehydration etc., but when you see it happen to someone, it can either be scary or hilarious at the same time.
Of course, all these situations being mashed up in an ultimate compilation makes it so much funnier, even though I cringed a few times. Hopefully those falls didn’t cause anything other than a few bruises and I’m still wondering if that couple did end up getting hitched?