One Piccolo Pete firework on its own isn’t all that exciting. It releases a little bit smoke and a shrill screaming noise that you can lazily skip over. But what do 571 look/sound like? The end of the world, that’s what. This homevideo basically verifies that all a guy needs to celebrate the fourth of July is a tallboy and fireworks, while their wives stand behind the camera and shake their heads in dismay.
Rihanna reflects upon the similarity between fireworks and diamonds bursting in the sky. She was so touched by the spectacle that she’s already planning a new reggae-dance song called “Diamonds in the Sky-iy-iy-iy.” Ashley Tisdale
Ashley Tisdale indulged in an all-American picnic party. It involved her running around a park alone with a single flag waving behind her.
Snoop Dogg appreciates the finer things in life. Like watching hazy orange sunsets in Muskoka, sipping Dom Perignon Rose and posting photos of random women bending over with a lit cigarette between their legs.
Just because the guys from Epic Meal Time are from Canada, doesn’t mean they can’t indulge in some good old 4th of July meals. With the help of Assassin’s Creed, the guys hunted some real life game and cooked it outside, over the fire in their presumably sweaty colonial costumes.
The prize course is an American flag made entirely of meat, consisting of 73,559 carlories. They also make a bacon-bunny-deer sandwich that’s essentially a gigantic glob of meat in bread.
A creepy George Washington also makes a surprise appearance to announce the end of the war. It’s the kind of patriotic sentiment that brings a tear to your eyes.
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