While mermaids may not exist (LIES! THEY DO EXIST! ARIEL IS REAL!), we can still pretend to be mermaids!
But dolphin kicking your way across the pool is now considered child’s play if you don’t have your very own mermaid tail. Just in case you have an extra $250 (US) in your bank account, Etsy seller Monika Naumann is selling mermaid tails equipped with fins for optimal swimming abilities.
Things to think about here:
1. Where was this when I was a kid? It was a dream of mine to become a mermaid, but then reality kicked in and crushed it.
2. Are these Olympic approved? I think Michael Phelps would look dapper in one as he butterfly strokes his way to another gold medal.
3. Is it hard to take the tail off? A quick strip-down is important when you have to pee. (Please don’t tell me you pee in the pool. I don’t care if there’s chlorine, it’s doesn’t make it less disgusting.)
Watch the video below to see its under-the-sea possibilities:
Lauren Conrad has put her “Hills” house for sale. If you want it, the price tag is $2.25 Million reports TMZ.
It might be worth the price. It’s 3009 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, and it has a pool. Plus it belonged to Lauren Conrad.
And its even listed at a discount. Lauren paid $2.36 Million for it in 2008.
Here is a once in a lifetime opportunity you CAN afford to pass up. Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol is putting her Arizona house up for rent, and it only costs $1,400 per months, reports Realtor.
Bristol was supposed to live at the house while attending Arizona State University, however she has committed to living in H0llywood and being on reality TV. The house was purchased last December for $172,000.
Bristol – our suggestion to you is stay in the Arizona home, and go back school. Seriously, do you want to become an ignorant moron like your Mom?
Gawker reports rumors are circulating the couple are relocating to Ben Stiller’s old house. The property they’re selling is 4,700 square feet and has almost 20 sets of French doors.
For $3.4 Million, its a bargain, assuming you like Katy Perry.
The famous ‘Home Alone’ house is for sale, E Online reports.
The house of adventures, where a young Macaulay Culkin fought off many burgling criminals, will definitely cost you though.
According to a press release, the Chicago-area home, described as “a piece of cinematic history and refined Georgian charm,” is going for $2.4 million. Yes, that’s a lot, but it’s actually way less than I would have thought. I mean, it’s cinematically famous!
The previous owner, John Abendshien, had great things to say about his soon-to-be former house.
“This property has been home to our family for more than 20 years, and has been a perfect location for us to raise our daughter,” he says. “There is such a strong sense of community in Winnetka and we will always have fond memories of the fun we’ve had here and the many people we’ve come to know and love.”
Built in the 1920′s, the residence has four bedrooms, including the “attic bedroom,” and two grand suites. A four-room master suite, which spans the entire west wing of the home, provides ample comfort and privacy. The house also features a large sunroom, spacious master bath and an elegant sitting room with built-in bookcases, a wood-burning fireplace with a carved marble mantle.
So if you’re into movie houses and have lots of dough to spend, go for it.
The 90210 beach house is up for sale, E Online reports, and it’s going to cost you.
The Hermosa Beach, Calif., house beloved by fans of the original Beverly Hills 90210 is going on the market and can be yours for a mere $8.9 million.
Also, did I mention it’s in the wrong zip code? Yep – the three-story, six-bedroom, five-bathroom oceanfront residence is located in the 90254. What a rip off!
But for megafans of Fox’s hit ’90s soap, it’s worth paying for to live where Donna Martin (played by oscar-worthy Tori Spelling, ha-ha) lost her virginity, or where Kelly Taylor (played by Jennie Garth) went through all the pair’s drama.
The official listing, aside from the “unmatched panoramic views,” boasts a big yard and patio and can be divvied up into different apartments. It currently rents for $400 a night for a six-night minimum and is a hot commodity in the summer season.
Hey, if you’re into fan memoribilia and have tons of money to waste, why not? I personally think people have way too much time and money to spend (I’m talking to you, Orange County housewives) so this is the kind of thing I see stupid people doing. Power to them.
The court appointed administrator for the estate, Robert Jeffs, has requested to sell the home and plans to list it at $324,000. The home requires a major fix up as can be seen by photos obtained by TMZ.
Another interesting point – there is still $325,158.58 owed on the mortgage, according to TMZ.