Can you say disgusting? You may want to think twice before taking a dip anywhere except a pool cause you never know what specimens may be floating around. Nestled in a New Jersey river, this cuddly friend was caught on a bow fishing trip.
For those of you that have no idea what a sea lamprey is, let me break it done for you. A lamprey is an eel-like parasite that feeds off of fish. Its sucker mouth and sharp teeth attach itself to the body of a fish and suck its blood. Kind of sounds like that stalker ex-boyfriend that just wont leave you alone, amirite ladies?
The lamprey kind of looks like the chestbursters from Alien. Sorry. We’re not sorry.
If you ever get lost in a department store such as Walmart, the best solution to your problems is to probably make the best of it. For me, it was dressing up in hockey gear and pretending to be a goalkeeper. For these friends, it’s pretending to catch a human-like fish from the floors of Walmart.
Don’t I make shopping sound fun?!
I never thought I would say this, but I think I need a morphing paper fish in my hands ASAP. With the ability to flex into different shapes, this paper fish can be folded into a traditional safari hat or into a beanie, where the fish eyes give a very strange effect.
It’s clear the older man in this video is having tons of fun playing with this mighty morphin’ fish. It just proves that corrugated paper is a toy for the ages.
You’ve lined up your shot, the lighting is perfect and you’re ready to snap photo perfection and then — wait for it — a chilled out llama sticks his head in the picture all like “what do I care?” You’re devastated at first because he completely messed up your shot, until you realize it’s probably the BEST picture of life. [Source]
