
Picture this: you’re a dissatisfied housewife, and things are just getting hot and heavy with your on-the-side lover when your husband (who, let’s assume, wasn’t supposed to be home for hours), shows up and catches you two in the act. You’re too busy arguing with him to notice that lover boy has fashioned a rope out of the tangled bed sheets and is using it to propel himself out the window. The fire department shows up to rescue him, but instead of thanking them for helping him land safe, the angry mister storms off in his tighty-whities. All while you and your husband continue to fight on the balcony. Sounds like some soap opera shit, right? Wrong.
The plot may be a little off (to my credit, they’re speaking Portuguese, so a little personal interpretation was necessary), but the events are all too real. Don’t believe me? Check out the video and see the drama go down for yourself.

The force is definitely strong with this one.
Facing two dogs in a wild battle, this cat unleashes its light sabers and inevitably destroys the opponents.
Will Smith is no joke when it comes to fighting. TMZ has footage of the movie star kickboxing during the weekend, and he beats the hell out of the bag and the instructor.
Smith apparently was at Brazen Boxing & MMA in Philadelphia to look at some new gym equipment. He also stayed for a training session with Bellator fighterJamall “X Factor” Johnson, and Smith definitely did some damage.
We guess after beating up aliens in Independence Day and playing Ali in Ali, he had to pick up a few things.
Sarah Michelle Gellar is going to be in a video game, and it’s going to be awesome.
Gellar will star alongside Robert Englund, Michael Rooker and Danny Trejo in ‘Call of Duty: Black Ops,’ fighting off zombies, of course.
Noted horror film director George Romero will lend his likeness to the game, inspired by his zombie film works. The new level, called “Call of the Dead,” will be included in the upcoming Escalation downloadable content pack.
“This is Treyarch’s tribute to the legendary George Romero, who truly defined the zombie genre and whose incredible work has been such an inspiration to our team,” said Black Ops director Dave Anthony. “It was an absolute honor to work with such an amazing and talented cast whose passion and energy brought their characters instantly to life. Fans are going to love this.”
Watch the video below to hear Gellar speak about the process. I’m so excited for her to come back into the spotlight, but I never anticipated this. It’s beyond my wildest dreams! (Yes, I’m fan-boying here, a little bit.)
The trailer for the game can be viewed here.
