1. Who sucks the most?
That’s um… really mean, but a really interesting voting system.
2. Mark Wahlberg’s Halloween boobs
That’s the spirit, Mr. Wahlberg. I wonder if he knew that his placement of the pumpkins was just too perfect.
3. Scarlett Johanson faceplants (but it’s fake)
Any ScarJo fangirls can relax, this faceplant was intentional for a movie!
4. Hungry bird
Apparently a guy wanted to feed his parrot, and then found said parrot already feasting in the box. I just really hope the little guy is able to breath. He seems to be inhaling those little fruits and nuts.
5. Awesome family photo
There are too many amazing things about this photo. First, the complete and utter oblivion of the woman in this photo. Second, the middle child’s face. Third the backhanded slap that was the result of the complete fail. Though the pain must have been horrible, this captured a funny moment for the family.
In the world of celebrity news, there’s no shortage of hits and misses. This week, Rob Kardashian isn’t going to law school after all and Joss Whedon signs deal to stay in the Marvel Universe.
HIT: Joss Whedon to stay with the Marvel Universe
Whedon just signed a contract with Marvel and Disney to direct Avengers 2 and a develop a live-action Marvel-based television series for ABC. I’m a bit apprehensive of a live-action TV series, but if anyone can do it, it’s the cult-creating phenom Whedon. Also, I may just lose it if he helps broker a deal between Sony and Disney to include Spiderman (Andrew Garfield) in the next Avengers film. Please Whedon, make it happen!
MISS: Rob Kardashian NOT going to law school
It doesn’t seem Rob will be following in his father’s footsteps after all (his real dad was O.J. Simpson’s lawyer). It was news to the University of Southern California when the Kardashian tweeted that he would be attending law school there (“Going to Law School very soon and so excited and can’t wait! School just never ends for me! #UniversityofSouthernCal#Trojans #FightOn”). Representatives from USC’s Gould School of Law said the Kardashian didn’t even apply. At least he pretended he has more ambition than selling his soul for money. We can’t say the same for his sisters!
HIT: Zooey Deschanel spotted with her new guy
The queen of all things quirky and cute (even at 32) has been spotted stealing a kiss from current beau, screenwriter Jamie Linden. While she told Marie Claire magazine she didn’t have time to date, he seems like someone you make time for. He’s pretty cute and has got to be romantic considering he did help write the screenplay for Dear John.
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The Kardashians just can’t avoid controversy. It all started when Kourtney Kardashian announced she was pregnant again, and Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham started tweeting about it.
“I’m shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. Did she not learn anything from TEEN MOM? Maybe it’s a fake pregnancy like Kim’s wedding. SAD,” Abraham tweeted Friday.
Kourtney responded by saying, “Why would I have anything to do with Teen Mom? I’m 32 years old! I may look young honey, but don’t get it twisted,” Kardashian tweeted.
Kourtney’s boyfriend Scott Disick got into the fight by tweeting, “We’re not teenagers ya f**king moron.”
Abrahan responded with, “Age and money honestly do not change a person’s poor choice. Quit making excuses.”
“I don’t even know who this person is? How do u?” Khloe Kardashian asked Disick over Twitter to which he replied, ever so elegantly, “I just thought she was some sh*t stain on Twitter, no?”
Yet more fun and controversy. Life is never dull when you are a Kardashian. Maybe Demi Lovato will come to Kourtney’s rescue.
