Here are four texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Douching = Coughing

 

Here are four texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

URL = Girl

Children = Chili 

Ushers gay or u a liar = Johns in a coma I think = ?? Read more…

Here are four texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Ate = Are

Here are four texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Poo = Poe

Ryan Goatskin = Ryan Gosling  Read more…

Now that I think of it, dodgeball is actually a pretty violent game that’ll probably get banned by some naysayer parents in ultra-protective schools. The game used to terrify me in elementary school and I would usually run away from the ball like it was hot coal, be the last person standing and get walloped in the stomach by some over-serious dude who thinks he’s tough:

wwideinterweb‘s compilation of ultimate dodgeball fails might make you feel a bit better about your sad athletic career. I think everyone can relate!

Just because it’s 2013 doesn’t mean we still can’t celebrate the best of last year!! Fail Army released a hilarious compilation of the best worst fails of the year for your viewing displeasure.

Remember these doozies?

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This best of news bloopers compilation starts off with a bang when two newscasters have a very naughty conversation about a sausage competition (“like for eating?”). The mashup combines the very best worst moments from live newscasts over the whole year. It includes Sweet Brown and that infamous Hurricane Horseman. It will make you laugh, it will make you cry. Most of all it will make you cover your eyes and CRINGE.

Watch it here

Do not: Get drunk

Do not: Get someone the WRONG sports jersey

Do not: Throw unwanted gifts at someone’s head

Do not: See Santa past the age of nine Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Bleeding = Wedding

Cock = Clock

Crack = Snack = Nap = Come over Read more…

I don’t know if we’re all failing more in life or if we’re just filming menial activities more often on the off chance your friend falls and you strike YouTube GOLD, but every time I go online there’s a new fail compilation. failarmy took the best fails of the week and mashed them together in a nearly four minute clip. While 10 percent of the them are legit sports injuries the other 90 percent consists of daredevils trying to do something dumb.

Watch it here

This year, there were a lot of live f*ck-ups on local news channels. Take it from NewsBeFunny, who put together a five part compilation of bloopers. We posted their previous cut, which included Tom Hanks’ f-bomb and Hurricane Sandy screw-ups.

This round, this best fail comes courtesy of two news anchors who mistake an epic movie set plane crash for being a legit catastrophe.

Watch it here

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Poor STDS = Pop Tarts

Nipple Disorder = Bipolar Disorder

Cocks Vapor Rub = Vicks Vapor Rub Read more…

Christmas is a joyous time of year, but that doesn’t mean it’s exempt from FAILS. Surprisingly, a lot of them have to do with deadbeat Santas or overworked elves. Don’t forget it’s also the time of year for winter sports, meaning slippery falls are inevitable.

The holiday fails compilation was put together by JukinVideoDotCom, though surprisingly it’s missing all those last minute shopping fails.

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This tough looking, bearded guy found a HUGE spider in his washroom and was absolutely terrified. “I’ve just seen the most messed up thing I’ve ever seen in his whole life,” he said. He took out his camera (to document the horror) and found a weapon to kill it with.

Unfortunately, his plan backfired when he found some knuckle rings and decided to punch the spider on the wall. Underestimating his own strength, he caused a little more destruction than he intended. ”

Watch it here

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Colon = Cologne 

Baked penis = Baked penne

Thrusting = Thrifting Read more…

If you’re having a horrible day, just be happy you’re not one of these people, who have utterly failed at simple tasks. The only thing to say after someone falls into a fountain or kicks themselves in the face is “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.”

So just to clarify, if you’re doing

This

Or this

Even this Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Vomiting = Colouring 

Intercourse = Interviews 

Orgasms = Oranges  Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Rubbing myself = Hot tubbing

Nipple = Dimple

Tits ‘R Us = Toys ‘R Us Read more…

Understandably, extreme weather can draw out extreme behaviour in people. Being cooped up in a house with no electricity or work to do can be one factor, but perhaps the fear of something terrible happening can make you act in illogical ways. Symptoms can include: putting on a horse mask and trotting through town, riding a jet-ski or trolling poor newscasters that are ankle-deep in water.

This mashup features some of the strange stir-crazy behaviour newscasters caught on camera.

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This speeding car displays exactly what NOT to do during a hurricane as fierce as Sandy. The speeders trolled Channel 8 News while the reporter was ironically talking about what else? Safety.