RadarOnline reports that Michael Lohan admits he should be dead by now. He’s not saying he necessarily deserves to be dead – more like he has cheated death.

“I don’t know what God has in store for me, but it must be BIG. I should have been dead 5 times already,” Michael exclusively told RadarOnline.

However, Lohan Sr. is back in a court ordered rehab facility, and he thinks things are looking up.

“It’s by far the best treatment facility I have ever worked with or have been to,” he said about A New Day treatment center in North Palm Beach, Fl.  “A little while longer and the blood clot would have taken me out.”

The Lohans are an amazing bunch. Although they act recklessly, they just keep avoiding death. Impressive!