It started off innocent at first. You heard it on your shower radio and started to bop your head along with the beat. Then you memorized the chorus and sang along to it in the car, rolling down all your windows. All of a sudden, “Call Me Maybe” was stuck in your head 24/7 and the lyrics become more than a cute story — they were an affirmation.

Your friends and family started to get worried when you began rip ingyour denim jeans to show your skin. Eventually your boss fired you for your refusal to use standard business cards. The only option left was for your friends to hold an intervention.

Written by Eric Slatken, this PSA showcases the dangers of addiction to Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe.” Get some help people.