There is no more horrific feeling than waking up with a massive hangover. Except maybe being woken up outside after sleeping on the steps of a public monument a group of Norwegian men in suits circled around you singing at the top of their lungs.
That’s what happened to this young man, and he looked very confused as he slowly realized what was happening. Actually, he looked like he was going to lose his lunch (or more likely his midnight drunk snack). Still, watching him take in the scene is pretty hilarious. Let’s just hope if he did get sick, he aimed away from the lederhosen.
America’s former sweetheart (we’ve discussed this, people. Everyone loves Jennifer Lawrence now) Reese Witherspoon’s arrest video has just surfaced and it’s all thanks to TMZ (what is journalism?!). It seems the Legally Blonde actress couldn’t use her incredibly wrong knowledge of the law to get her out of this legal sticky situation. Sorry, Reese but “I’m an American citizen” isn’t a valid argument when you’re being arrested for being an uncooperative drunk.
While the 80s called and wanted their clothes back, this has got to be the coolest drunken dance move I’ve ever seen.
If he dances this good when he’s drunk, what will he be like when he’s ACTUALLY SOBER?
Courts are interesting places. Having attended a few cases for a journalism assignment, some of things you witness are are kind of unbelievable.
So that’s why I laughed so hard after I watched this clip. When Judge Judy asked the defendant to give her an example of a drunk lady, I wasn’t exactly expecting…something like that.
“We’re all a bunch of drunk bogans,” is how an article in Melbourne’s Herald Sun starts today and with good reason. At the Melbourne Cup racegoers were deemed “hedonistic” because they apparently drank gallons of booze and caused havoc, according to The Daily Mail.
Well, we weren’t there, but if this video sheds light on anything it looks like a couple people had a rollicking good time! At the races, this woman was caught on camera hitting anyone that walked near her including a young girl right next to the camera person. The video is now making the rounds online so we’re guessing she’s regretting that extra flute of champagne.
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The taste testers at Olde Pay Phone weren’t impressed after their fans voted they perform their next laboratory on absinthe. The comedy group allowed YouTubers to comment and upvote the alcohol they wanted the trio to test and of course, they chose the most disgusting drink ever. The historic, highly alcoholic, anise-flavoured alcohol derived from botanicals is said to give you hallucinations but mostly it just made the testers drunk.
After round four, Miles, Alexis and Nick were singing and dancing and by round nine they were puking in the toilet. While they didn’t see any green fairies (that we know of) it looks like the drink did inspire them to write some deep, artistic poetry.
Don’t worry, as far as we know they were all okay in the end and as always, the whole laboratory was medically supervised by Nurse Brittany. It was probably still a lot worse than their chipper wine garden party.
What’s the deadliest alcohol you’ve ever had?
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Shy Robert Pattinson was unusually zany on Jimmy Kimmel last night (Monday) and blogger Perez Hilton thinks it’s because he was a little tipsy. Hilton theorizes he was feeling nervous because his interview was airing at the same time as Kristen Stewart’s appearance on Jay Leno. Considering Kimmel equips his green rooms with bottles of vodka we think he might be right!
Sitting cross-legged on his chair (to hide his ugly socks of course), Pattinson admitted to having a little bit of vodka backstage. The vodka just seems to have fuelled Pattinson’s normally charming self. Later in the interview, he talked about being a loud kisser, sky-diving in Australia and of course, the new Twilight movie Breaking Dawn Part 2!!
Watch it here
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Cellphone for a rat
I’m willing to do some pretty questionable things to get myself a new cellphone, but this is too much. In Johannesburg, South Africa they have a pretty serious rat problem. One charity in the area called Lifeline, has recently tried to help stop the spread of rats by offering cellphones to anyone who brings them at least 60 rats. Just stop and think of how many rats that really is. You have to, I guess, kill them? or maybe just trap that many rats. Then you throw them in your car and bring them to the charity? This sounds like my nightmare. Imagine driving with a giant box of rats riding shotgun…
Woman looses tooth brush in her throat…
This 19-year-old girl was brushing her teeth one day, like normal, when she accidentally swallowed her tooth brush? Seriously? Okay, she had no gag reflex so maybe it’s possible. She said she felt it slipping down her throat, but there was nothing much she could do about it. I’m sorry, umm, if I feel something slipping down my throat I would definitely catch it. How hard are you brushing those pearly whites? Do we really need to add another warning label?
Pregnant zombie arrested for DUI
Police were called to tend to a shooting victim at a busy intersection. Only thing is, when they got there they realized the woman wasn’t the victim of a shooting, but rather wearing a halloween costume. She was dressed up as a pregnant zombie. When police first arrived they admitted they would’ve thought the same thing. Instead of being shot, the woman was intoxicated. Imagine if she was slurring her words too? She would’ve literally sounded like a zombie, terrifying.
Bambi, is that you? Read more…
Not to be a Judgemental Judy, but I don’t know how anyone can attempt this party trick SOBER. Jumping into a truck full of hay might be hilarz for the people watching but I’m not sure if the hard pieces of hay irritating your naked skin would be worth it.
The bright side? I’m convinced this video is FAKE. The arm and head holes shaved into the stack of hay are just too perfect. At least it might give you some ideas for Halloween costumes this year!
It’s not every day when a drunk guy stops someone on the street to teach him a song. But in a random happenstance one night, a musician named Logan fulfilled this intoxicated man’s wish and the result was surprisingly very sweet.
Singing a rendition of Noah Gunderson’s “Caroline”, this duo has probably created one of the loveliest things I have ever heard.
I am crossing my fingers that these two exchanged numbers for future collaboations. But chances are, the drunk guy probably doesn’t remember any of this 
Even though Justin Bieber isn’t enrolled in school right now he’s definitely getting the college experience, indulging in a late night round of beer pong. Although the pic was obtained by TMZ, they’re not sure right now where he was when it all went down. Whether it was Canada or the US is besides the point since it’s illegal to drink in either country (in most places).
While some people might be all “OMG Justin, this is illegal” the biggest thing on my mind is why he’s wearing a backpack inside. AND, what’s inside?
The Mugshot of the Year was brought to you in part by this Texas man, who is apparently so piss DRUNK that cops had to hold his head up to take the mugshot. Not surprisingly, Sean Payne was arrested for public intoxication outside Shamrock’s Bar.
Let this be a lesson to all the rowdy Irishmen and Texans out there. In fact, the first person to make a jingle about Sean Payne in the comments wins a lucky clover.
I’m pretty tired of all the Chris Brown bashing, not because I support him (obviously what he did was completely wrong) but because there’s very little worthwhile discussion that’s coming out of the whole thing anymore. Instead of focusing on the core issues (abuse) people are now just hating on him as an excuse to be mean. The guy clearly has deep seeded issues.
Anyway, I still need to post this Vimeo video called “The Real Chris Brown,” in which he talks about being in love with two people. Brown recently broke up with Karrueche Tran and was spotted canoodling with his ex-girlfriend, Rihanna.
Sadly, dude just doesn’t know when to shut his mouth and even worse, he did it this time when he was drunk. He says in the video:
When you share history with somebody and then you fall in love with somebody else it’s kind of difficult. … I don’t wanna hurt either or. I’m not trying [to] be a player… I just care. Too much sometimes.
If Brown wants to bounce back I think he needs to sit down with Oprah (sober) and have an honest conversation rather than talk gibberish in artsy videos.
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Yikes! This poor bird must have picked up something on its journey because it looks like it’s under the influence. Doing donuts and then face planting on to the ground, there’s clearly something wrong .
I really hope it isn’t a new strain of influenza. Let’s just cross our fingers and hope that this pigeon is just drunk.
Nothing beats Ed Sheeran giving the finger and thumbs up to a camera and saying “Lets go get really drunk” followed by Harry saying ”Okay!”
This video was shot after the London Games’ epic Closing Ceremony and features some of the performers, including Ed Sheeran, One Direction, Spice Girls and Russell Brand. It’s one of those fly on the wall videos where you get to see what happened AFTER the performance.
Some key scenes? Niall taking a fanboy-style photo of Liam and Louis, Russell Brand wading into the crowd like a Greek god and the Spice Girls chatting with friends.
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There’s nothing quite so distinguished as hosting a box wine garden party on a sunny afternoon. It’s a classy milieu that inspires guests to don shady fedoras and drape delicate cashmere cardigans over their shoulders — perhaps carry croquet mallets and French bread as accessories.
Ah yes, wine tasting is a sophisticated affair, until you slam back your first glass, causing you to slowly lose your fake Victorian accent — not to mention your cool.
As everyone knows, I’m obsessing over sketch comedy group Olde Payphone. Every once in a while the crew will perform alcohol taste tests. And by taste tests, I mean they get crunked off the drink du jour so you can gauge what erratic symptoms you might experience (drunk calls, tantrums, increased horniness, vomiting). They’re really doing you a favour here.
In this round, Miles, Alexis and Nick taste Almaden Box Wine. And don’t worry, medical supervision was provided by Nurse Brittany.
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As if the hangover wasn’t bad enough Belgian cyclist Gijs van Hoecke was sent home after drunken photos of him surfaced in several British and Belgian newspapers. The Belgian Olympic Committee made the decision to send him home after consulting the leader of the Belgian cycling squad.
The 20-year-old was photographed on Tuesday night stumbling toward a car with the help of his teammates, wearing wet pants, with his eyes closed. He already finished his race, coming in 12th place at the men’s omnium and just wanted to celebrate…. maybe a little too hard.
Can’t an Olympian hold their liquor these days?
Hoecke told a Belgian daily called Het Laatste Nieuws: “I made a big mistake. I’m happy my parents didn’t tell me off. They understand that I needed this.”
There were probably more discreet ways for the guy to have some fun. That said, can’t we give him a break?
In the meantime, his teammates provide us with a helpful guide to helping a drunken friend:
1. Firmly grasp an arm so the boozy partier will feel safe/protected. It will also prevent them from toppling to the pavement, which would result in you expending more energy to pick them up. Carry their cell phone and wallet in your pockets so they don’t get lost.
2. When applicable, navigate. Point your fingers in the direction you’re going to guide your friend. If their eyes are half closed, accompany your exaggerated gestures by narrating your movements in a loud voice. Always carry water. Read more…
Before I go into this video, I just have to point out that I’m writing this post from a cafe and everyone around me must think I’m CRAZY because I can’t stop laughing to myself. If they were to come around and look at my screen they might be even more concerned to see a drunk guy falling over in a grocery store and another humping his car. Oh, the things I do in the name of viral videos.
This drunk fail compilation basically serves as a PSA for why you should 1) Know your limit 2) Drink with a sober spotter. In the meantime, maybe it will make you feel better about your unspeakable actions last Friday night.
Crimes in Canada are really getting out of hand these days. Two drunken University of Victoria students were heading home one night when they saw an effervescent chip package tempting them from an open garage. The hard to obtain chips, which are from the soon-to-be closed Zellers, were just too hard to pass up so the ladies decided to swipe them.
Awoken by her yippy Chihuahua, the homeowner alerted the authorities and the so-called chip bandits were discovered and arrested on Tuesday. They are now being charged with breaking and entering.
Investigators discovered the chips close to the crime scene.
“Apparently the chips had been accessed and there had been some illicit chip tastings,” said Sgt. Dean Jantzen at a press conference. “These are first time chip offenders” he said trying to stifle a laugh.
CTV reported on the incident with the most serious tone they could muster. While I think the charges are a little steep for something so silly, all I can think about is how I have to get my hands on some Zellers brand BBQ chips.
This is how true Americans celebrate July 4th. Well, frat boys at least… With a little patriotism, you can really fly. [Source]
