Here’s a surefire way to get rejected by every woman you plan to pursue.

Taking on the challenge to get rejected by as many girls as possible,  this man chooses to use the worst pick-up lines the world has ever heard.

With lines like, “How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?”  and “I just shit my pants. Can I get in yours?”, this guy seriously has no game.

But hey. I guess honesty is the best policy even when the guy comes off as a huge douche. For the woman at 1:38, his advances actually worked.

Here at andPOP, we are always on the douchebag lookout. For a long time, we always believed that Jon Gosselin was the leader in douchebaggery. However, Alaska native Levi Johnston has now been crowned “King Douchebag.”

This is a momentous event and Levi didn’t earn this award easily. What put him over the top was the recent news that he fathered another woman’s baby, and most importantly, that he now has his own reality TV show.

TMZ reports that over the weekend, Johnston signed a deal to star in a reality TV show about himself. The program will start in L.A. and follow Johnston as he goes back to Alaska. There is still no word on the exact format and which network has picked up the show.

Good work Levi, you’re a shining example for the kids!