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The Scariest Teddy Bear Ever

You know how putting googly eyes on stuff can make anything funny? That’s kind of how I feel about teeth. But instead of making stuff look really goofy and fun, it makes everything creepier and scarier. Take this bear for example. I know there are probably scarier ones, but this teddy bear with teeth makes […]

Posted on June 17, 2013 at 10:16 am

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The first dog dentist

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kDVIp9h72A] There are a lot of benefits to losing your baby teeth, the best one being free cash from the tooth fairy. ┬áSo whenever I had a loose tooth growing up, I would simply tie myself to a door knob and open and close the door until my tooth fell out. But if that […]

Posted on November 10, 2012 at 3:39 pm

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Teeth Fixed

As we reported earlier in the month, Lindsay hasn’t been looking her best. We described her appearance as “malnourished pale complexion, her frail, meth-ridden body and a smile that could scar young children for life.” Luckily, Lindsay has taken our comments (among others) to heart and got some work done on her choppers. Lindsay took […]

Posted on October 30, 2011 at 5:30 pm