Poor Matt Damon is always the butt of the joke when it comes to Jimmy Kimmel’s talk show. Constantly featured in Jimmy’s catchphrase: “Apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time!”, Damon FINALLY got his revenge on the talk show host by kidnapping him, taking over the show and inviting a string of A-list celebrities along for the hilarious ride.
You better sit back and prepare yourself to watch a play-by-play of what took place that fateful night. If you missed the show that aired this past Thursday, I can promise that the set of videos that are about to come will cause an emotional whirlwind.
Here’s what went down:
1) Matt Damon kidnapped Jimmy and held him hostage:
Yikes!! Matt Damon is pretty scary when he’s angry. So much so, that it’s kind of borderline psychopathic like The Joker from the Batman series. This is what Jimmy gets for neglecting Matt all these years and calling him “overrated.” Because let’s get real here. It’s F*CKIN MATT DAMON we’re talkin’ about!
Katy Perry decided to torture us by releasing a 25-second teaser of her upcoming music video for “Part of Me” and then make us wait until next Wednesday to see the whole thing. Evil!!
The video is very Demi Moore in G.I. Jane and features Perry as a scruffed-up soldier. The singer still manages to look good with her face painted in camouflage. Perry looks grim-faced as she hear bullets and helicopters flying around her. The vibe fits the lyrics: “Throw your bombs and your blows / But you’re not gonna break my soul.”
Watch it here:
As much as I’d like to, I’d be totally amiss to bypass Valentine’s Day altogether. So instead, fellow singletons, or couples, lets have a masochistic moment and watch this sappy video, which presents the many ways our favourite film characters have said I love you over the years.
Watch the awkward (Michael Cera, Woody Allen) to the smokin’ hot (Ryan Gosling, Daniel Craig) and the inexplicable (Nicolas Cage, Dany Carvey). Just make sure to hold out to the end when we get over 30s seconds of kissing scenes. Oh, and also remember a box of tissues.
Miley Cyrus is making a big screen comeback with the film “LOL”.
“My name is Lola but everyone calls me LOL,” Miley says in the trailer. It’s a comedy about the trials and tribulations of being a teenager – something Miley can definitely relate to.
In addition to Ashley Greene and newcomer Douglas Booth, Miley gets veteran actress Demi Moore co-starring as her concerned mother. I have to admit, watching Moore yell at Miley in the movie is kind of entertaining. Do you think she was picture Ashton the whole time?
You don’t have to be a fan of “Hannah Montana” to appreciate this new comedic turn for Miley. While her aforementioned television show was a lot on the corny side, “LOL” is more funny while being family oriented. A perfect movie to see with your own mom.
Hot off his split from wife Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher steps out on the red carpet with a nice suit, a smile and a hot, younger co-star.
While many rumour are swirling of Demi allegedly already moving on with another man, Ashton’s not afraid to be seem flirting with “New Year’s Eve” costar Lea Michele.
The “Glee” actress was rocking a very low cut metallic dress and a whole lot of double sided tape. Is it just me or does she look like Demi Moore but only 30 years younger? I’m just thankful that Ashton finally got rid of that half-assed beard.
Do the two stars, who played each others love interests in the film, look like they’re more than friends at the premiere? Are they pulling a Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson and only pretending to go out so they can promote the movie? Check out all the photos from the saucy red carpet at Oh No They Didn’t.
There’s that old saying “the show must go on” and it has, as Ashton Kutcher’s been spotted back on the set of his new show, “Two and a Half Men”. Demi, on the other hand, has been incognito since the divorce announcement.
The Daily Mail UK is now reporting Demi’s out and about with Hollywood florist, Eric Buterbaugh, over the weekend. I’m sure they were just discussing flowers (for a a divorce party?) because I highly doubt the 49-year-old actress is ready to date again.
Demi filed for divorce from the former “Punk’d” host two weeks ago. She was Mrs. Kutcher for six years. According to math and personal experience, it takes a woman way, way longer than 14 days to fully get over a breakup like that.
Of course, everyone’s secretly dying to know who the two end up falling in love with next, but the time isn’t now. Ashton may have cheated on Demi but Demi’s a way more classy chick and she doesn’t dare stoop to his level. Rebounding isn’t a good look on her.
Less than a week after Demi announced her seperation from young hubby Ashton Kutcher, the two were spotted at a friends house in Beverely Hills the other day.
The Hollywood Life is reporting the once happy couple went over for an hour long counselling session to work out their issues. Us Magazine says the house the two arrived at seperately is reffered to as a “Kabbalah Home” (whatever that means).
This is the first time the two have me up since the fallout, but maybe this wont be the last. The fact that Demi and Ashton agreed to counselling shows the two want to work out their problems in order to remain friends in the future. It’s pretty mature of them to do that, if you ask me.
Just two weeks before Demi confirmed her split from her young hubby, Ashton Kutcher, he bought her a 2012 Lexus.
According to TMZ, Ashton made one final attempt to save his marriage by picking out a eco-friendly car for his lovelorn lady. He spent over $100,000 on a 2012 Lexus LS 600h hybrid for Demi’s 49th birthday November 9.
CTV says there’s no confirmation on whether or not Demi accepted the gift or not. All we know is that she’s going through with the divorce. While Ashton made a last ditch effort to make amends, Demi’s not budging. In fact, sources say she’s planning on taking him down.
“She wants to punish him financially because of the way he has broken her heart. She is going to give him a bitter fight and, whether or not she wins, it will be an expensive lesson for him,” a source told CTV.
Demi’s going to go after Ashton’s money as a form of revenge. Pretty soon, he won’t be buying any fancy cars for anyone anymore.
A source close to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher says the divorce was a long time coming. The source told Perez Hilton that the couple have been unhappy for quite a while.
“Ashton is unhappy; [Demi]‘s unhappy. It just got to a point where they had to end it. The fighting could get pretty intense. Whatever counseling they did was fine for a quick fix but could not get to the heart of the problem.”
Of course the root of the problem was Ashton Kutcher’s cheating, which has apparently been going on for a while. Considering that, it’s amazing they were able to last six years.
In light of his recent divorce announcement, Ashton’s gracing the December cover of Men’s Health. The Gossip Cop posted all the details.
The interview featured inside will now read as a tad outdated, as he talks about making relationships work, even offering dating advice to readers.
“I’m relatively scared of failure,” he tells the magazine. “But I just don’t see it as something that’s inevitable.”
For the magazine’s sister publication, Women’s Health, the 33-year-old actor answer’s was asked how he makes his marriage work.
“I think it’s all about working on the relationship and making it better … when it’s good. Don’t wait for a problem to work on things. The goal is not to get into a relationship; the goal is to be in a relationship.”
It sounds painful to read the article now, as Ashton and Demi are on the cusp of an official (and expensive) divorce. Fortunately for Men’s Health, the cover and interview were conducted months before anything ever happened between the couple, so no on should point the finger at the magazine. All we can do is called it really, really bad timing.
Although Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher haven’t officially filed for divorce since Demi’s announcement yesterday, the exes could potentially fight over who gets the $250 million of their combined fortune.
The Daily Mail explains the large sum may or may not be easy to divide, depending on if the couple signed a prenup when they wed in 2005. The site states: “If they didn’t – and if the divorce is filed in California – they can expect to split their assets 50/50″. $250 mil isn’t a bad number to split.
If there was no prenup, and if Ashton Kutcher was having an affair (rumoured to have cheated on Demi on their 6th wedding anniversary) it would not affect who gets what in terms of money settlement. Only if there was a signed prenup could Demi be eligible for more moolah from the newly appointed star of Two and a Half Men.
According to Celebrity Net Worth, Moore is worth $10m more than Kutcher. This is mainly because she is much older than Kutcher and starred in a ton of big films in the early 90s. Another reason she’s worth more is because when her and Bruce Willis divorced in 2000, she pocketed $90 million. Not too shabby.
For the sake of both parties involved, let’s hope this divorce goes as smoothly as possible.
It’s official: Ashton Kutcher, 33, and Demi Moore, 49, have split.
Zac and Vanessa were one thing, but I may have officially lost all faith in love.
Ashton just tweeted this afternoon, “I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi. Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light, AK”
She will be sure to have an awkward turn in changing her twitter alias from @MrsKutcher and she shared a few words earlier today.
“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton,” she said in a statement obtained by E! News.
“As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation.”
The situation has been admidst the headlines since Kutcher’s alleged affair in September, during a San Diego weekend bender. He must have alleged that Kutcher cheated on Moore with 23-year-old Sara Leal, after meeting her at a nightclub.
While the struggling duo went camping and to Kabbalah counseling behind the scenes—and most recently were reportedly trying to reignite the flames at Willis’ vacation home on Turks and Caicos, they have not made any public appearances together in months.
Based on her track record, from Bruce Willis to Kutcher, I’m officially offering my application for her next prowl.
Incase you haven’t been keeping tabs on the whole Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore fiasco, the sh*t is hitting the fan. Either the magic of Kabalah has worn off or Ashton is having a hard time with Demi’s hot-flashes. We try not to buy into rumours but according to US Weekly Kutcher pulled a ‘Tiger Woods’ with some girl named Sarah Leal. Putting his infidelity aside, Ashton has been speaking in #hashtags for so long it seems he’s lost his knack for meaningless conversation. The following is an excerpt from an interview with US Weekly where Leal talks about her one night stand with Ashton Kutcher:
The post-coital talk was a little unexpected, she confesses; the duo talked astrology (they’re both Aquarius), religion, love, even politics. “I told him I was a Lutheran from Texas. He said, ‘Oh my gosh! Are you a Republican?’” Leal says.
Democratic-leaning Kutcher quizzed her on “up-and-coming candidates. I said Rick Perry. He asked if I’d vote for him. I said I didn’t know and he laughed. He laughed at pretty much everything I said.”
But it wasn’t all twenty questions between the lovers, according to Leal. After having sex for a second time — and arguing over Leal’s cell phone — the married Two and a Half Men star was tender.
“He was like, ‘I enjoy things like this because I’m an actor 90 percent of the time and it’s fake. It’s nice to have moments that are real,’” Leal recalls.
Really dude?! Honestly? This is the best you could do? Incase it wasn’t bad enough that you cheated on your wife, her political affiliation was the only thing you could come up with after sex? I guess Two and A Half Men wasn’t the only thing Charlie Sheen does better than Kutcher. What’s worse is after all this, Ashton isn’t even following the poor girl on Twitter. I also can’t help but question the “real” moment they had. Kutcher allegedly lied to a twenty-two year old he just met to have sex, without a condom, while probably lying to his wife. Now I’m just confused, who’s lying here? Sarah Leal or Kutcher? In the mean time, I’ll be watching Kutcher’s Twitter account for the trending topic #WhatWouldTigerWoodsDo?
Demi Moore is the ultimate MILF. She’s sexy, smart, beautiful and knows how to use Twitter. And not only that, she’s very liberal with Twitter.
Demi was nice enough to tweet some semi-nude photos of herself. All we can say is Ashton Kutcher is a lucky man, and for a woman pushing 50 years old, Demi is in fantastic shape.
Demi – you are a special lady.
Tallulah Belle Willis, the 17-year-old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, has been arrested for underage possession, reports TMZ.
Law enforcement sources say cops spotted three girls getting out of a car in Hollywood at around 11:00 PM, carrying what appeared to be two bottles of alcohol. The officers probed further and determined it was indeed alcohol. Problem is, all three girls are underage.
Tallulah Belle and her friends were then cited at the scene for underage possession, but since Tallulah Belle is a minor, cops couldn’t just release her. They needed to find an adult to pick her up, so Tallulah Belle called Bruce , where Demi ended up picking her up. I bet she wasn’t happy.
Tallulah has appeared in “The Scarlet Letter” and “The Whole Ten Yards,” and seems to be well on her way to the troubled path of many other child actors. Just kidding, all youngsters go through a partying stage, so hopefully hers is short-lived and doesn’t continue on into her twenties (A-la-Lohan.) Bruce and Demi seem like cool parents, so I’m sure Tallulah will get a good talking to and smarten up.
Demi Moore has teamed up with Lifetime Television in putting together what Perez Hilton calls a “multi-project development deal,” including a pick-up of the interview series called The Conversation, hosted by British TV personality and photographer Amanda de Cadenet, as well as the development of scripted dramas which the actress will executive produce, reports Perez Hilton.
In the words of Adam Sandler, “Not too shabby!”
According to Deadline, The Conversation is, “based on de Cadenet’s popular web series, [it] will feature intimate interviews with high-profile celebrity role models and every day women about a wide variety of topics, including sexuality, body image, career and finances, politics, relationships and human rights, among other subject matters.” Moore and Cadenet will be co-producing the show, of which eight episodes have been ordered.
This is not Moore’s first collaboration with Lifetime. Just a month ago it was reported that the actress, alongside names like Jennifer Aniston and Alicia Keys, will be working with the network on the Lifetime Original Movie Project Five, an analogy of five short films which will explore the impact breast cancer had on people’s lives. The piece is being produced by the former Friends executive producer, Marta Kauffman.
Sounds like a bunch of awesome gigs, Demi, congrats! We can’t wait to see the finished products!
Radar Online reports that the girl Ashton Kutcher had a one-night stand with, Brittney Jones, has a pretty raunchy sexual past. The girl made her sex tape debut at only 19 years old!
The footage consists of a series of short clips shot on a cell phone of Jones engaging in various lewd sexual acts. The film’s masterful cinematographer, Jones’s ex-boyfriend, claims she was “definitely into it.” Jones and her amateur director boyfriend were together for a year before breaking it off six months ago as a result of their own cheating scandal.
Jones is apparently a “hard partier” and “always drank a lot “ according to an anonymous source. They added that Jones has been couch surfing and using the men in her life for financial support. It’s been suggested that she “just lives off of her boyfriends.”
Furthermore, Kutcher has denied cheating on Demi Moore, his wife of five years. The only hard evidence that Jones and Kutcher had any relationship to speak of is a series of very asexual texts he allegedly sent to Brittney.
We don’t buy for a second that Ashton cheated on the beautiful Demi Moore with that skanky trash bag. It seems likely that Jones may be looking for some hush money from the Punk’d star just to shut her up!
Do you think Ashton Kutcher and Brittney Jones hooked up?
According to this week’s Star, text messages have surfaced proving Ahston Kutcher is having an affiar with 21-year-old Brittney Jones.
Some of the text messages include:
“When’s the next time you’re gonna have an empty house?” Brittney wrote to Ashton.
“Not sure,” he replied. “Maybe the end of the month.” He then added, “I’m w/ my daughter.”
“Ashton was really paranoid,” Brittney told Star about the texts.