Come right this way folks, follow the red velvet rope along and marvel at these photo masterpieces, portraying celebrities at their finest drunkest. Hush young socialite, it’s okay. It happens to your dowdy, non-famous neighbour next door as much as it does to you. Unfortunately you’re more likely to be the victim of a pants-less time capsule gifted by the paparazzi than the guy with a flip-cam next door. [Source]
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Here’s the story of a girl named Deena. Deena was spending her summer in Jersey Shore where the T-shirt shop is a pivotal industry and the meatballs are DTF (we know this because MTV tells us so). While her cast mates were presumably out for GTL, Deena had a drink. And then another And then another. Let’s just got ahead and multiply this by infinity.
This is her arrest in 10 pictures. It starts with a lovely “tra-la-la” stroll, before she makes out with The Situation a pig and is ultimately and apprehended by a cop that hates his job. On the bright side, this PSA highlights the negative side of drinking. [Source]
Jersey Shore’s Deena denied getting plastic surgery but admitted to getting a nose job, which is basically a form of plastic surgery. Duh-doy! Deena’s face was looking a little more stretched and pinched than usual when she stepped out in Las Vegas last week.
To get “insight” a lot of publications interviewed plastic surgeons for “expert” opinions on the futile subject. I don’t know why people are constantly surprised when they see Megan Fox-like evolutions in Hollywood, when it’s so common. I’m more surprised and grateful now when someone DOESN’T go under the knife.
Anyway, Deena ranted on Twitter that her nose job was in the past and she’s considered having it redone. She also said she learned how to contour her makeup to create a chiselled look, which is an excuse akin to “my dog ate my homework” in the plastic surgery world. Either way, Deena said she’ll tell us whether or not she gets plastic surgery in the future, since we’re apparently waiting on eggshells.
Season 6 of Jersey Shore just got the “go ahead” and I have so many questions. Like, how healthy is it for a pregnant Snooki to stay in this alcohol-fuelled, smush house?
All eight cast members are set to start production this summer in Seaside Heights. Well… nine if you include the bun in Snooki’s oven.
Vinny recently joked around with E! News that he wants to turn the house’s “smush room” into a baby room for Snooki and Jionni’s offspring. Who knows, if they go long enough maybe we’ll get a spinoff called “Jersey Shore: Full House,” featuring Pauly D and Vinny as the weird uncles and Deena as the creepy babysitter.
Despite declining ratings, MTV already announced spinoffs featuring Pauly D and Snooki with JWoww. Fewer than 5 million viewers tuned in for the final episodes of Season 5, but maybe Snooki’s pregnancy will be enough to draw in more viewers.
Will you watch it?
Jersey Shore’s Deena is apparently not VIP material – at least that’s what a New Haven, Conneticuit club thinks. Deena went insane on a bouncer at the club after she was asked to leave the VIP area.
The story is Deena was paid for an appearance by The Alchemy in New Haven. However once her 2 hour gig was over, she was asked to leave the VIP area. TMZ reports Deena was not happy and started yelling and swearing at the bouncer.
Eventually she calmed down and finished the night with the common people in the non-VIP area.
In case you missed it last week, Deena on Jersey Shore got a little bi-curious with a blonde girl. The girl was one of the two girls The Situation was trying to score with.
Although nothing happened between Deena and the girl, she was still teased by her fellow castmates. “We heard you were moaning all night,” The Situation jokes with her on the upcoming episode, according to UsMagazine.
Deena defends her actions, saying “She went to and then I decided I didn’t want to do that. Now I realize I was a little bi-curious, and I realized I do like boys.”
In case you missed last week’s episode, check out our video recap with funny man Ian Lynch.
