You know that moment when the crosswalk indicates you have fives seconds to cross the bust intersection or risk peril? You anxiously bounce on your feet and at the last second decide to make a run for it…. Then you don’t make all the way across. You make it to the divider.

When that happens to these three dudes they flip out and question their very survival. They appoint a leader and wonder what they’ll eat to keep up their energy. They consider eating grass and drinking spit, then there’s that awkward moment when crossing the street apparently results in near cannibalism. Don’t worry (spoiler alert) everyone lives.

Crosswalk stars Nick Fink, Danny ‘Duffy’ Lacy and Danny Lutman. It seems like they left the door open for a sequel.

Watch it here: 

It’s dangerous out there. Reese Witherspoon was hit by an old lady driving a car near Santa Monica.

EXTRA reports the lady accidentally struck Witherspoon who was jogging in an unmarked crosswalk. The 84 year old driver was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian.

Witherspoon was taken to hospital with non-serious injuries, and was later released.

This story reminds us of a certain episode of South Park.