As if I wasn’t jealous enough of Miley Cyrus’ life.
The young starlet has earned more money than she could ever hope to spend, starred in TV shows and movies, toured the world singing catchy pop tunes and, the cherry on top, she’s engaged to Liam Hemsworth AKA Thor’s brother AKA the hottest man alive.
So what do you do when you’re tired of the day-to-day life of a popstar/movie star? You jet off to Costa Rica for a vacation and some beach cuddles with your shirtless hunk of a fiancé. Or was the vacation about more than relaxation? Some have speculated that this was actually their honeymoon and the two secretly wed over the holidays.
My opinion? The pair got married on some obscure white sand beach in Costa Rica with Billy Ray officiating and then flew to Ottawa for their honeymoon. Because let’s face it, what better way to top off your tropical destination wedding than browsing through Chapters to escape the -30 temperatures outside?
You’d think Starbucks couldn’t make their lavish cups of coffee any more expensive, but they just beat themselves with their new $7 brew called Geisha. Jimmy Kimmel decided to see if people could be fooled into thinking a regular cup of coffee was made from the premium Costa Rican coffee bean.
He asked streeters to taste two identical, regular cups of coffee in Starbucks cups and guess which one was more expensive. It’s amazing what people will make up to sound like coffee connoisseurs! Surprisingly, only one person wasn’t fooled by the prankster.
Watch it here
TMZ is reporting that everyone’s favourite sane and normal celebrity couple, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, may be back together. The pair was spotted together at the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer in California this past weekend.
Maybe Spencer is just really passionate about curing breast cancer? We know how much he loves boobies…
Pratt is fresh off of his arrest in Costa Rica, where he was booked for possession of an illegal firearm. According to Spence himself, he spent his Costa Rican getaway “living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person.”
Avon walk or not, Heidi maintains that she’s divorcing Spencer. Judging by Pratt’s new look, the documentation will cite “husband became totally insane werewolf-man” as the cause for dissolution.
Personally, we think their different types of crazy compliment each other. Sort your stuff out and pop out some babies already! Speidi forever y’all!
Do you think Heidi’s taken Spencer back?
TMZ reports that Spencer Pratt’s people have contacted the website claiming Pratt was arrested in Costa Rica at the airport for illegal possession of a firearm.
Spencer’s people tell TMZ that he was leaving the country when he was busted for felony possession. He was later booked and processed, but released after turning over the weapon and signing a confession. None of these details have yet to be confirmed.
Pratt issued the following statement:
“As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person. I had to live off the land, and hunt to survive. As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport. It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way. On an unrelated note, I’m not allowed in the country anymore — but that’s because of the chicken incident.”
Well if this is true, too bad they didn’t throw him in jail for a couple of years. At least then the world would be hidden from his stupidity, and Pratt could become some guy’s bride in jail.
A paparazzi spotted the couple in Costa Rica on Sunday with a video camera. The two scrambled to separate once they were spotted by the video camera.
Spencer told TMZ that the two were in Costa Rica together so Heidi could turn over the dogs to Spencer, and that Heidi wants nothing to do with him.
Seriously, is that the best lie you can come up with? The only reason you fly all the way to Costa Rica is to turn over the dogs? Wouldn’t it be easier to do a trade like that in the parking lot of a Walmart? We think their scam maybe over! And it’s about f*cking time!
