There’s nothing quite so distinguished as hosting a box wine garden party on a sunny afternoon. It’s a classy milieu that inspires guests to don shady fedoras and drape delicate cashmere cardigans over their shoulders — perhaps carry croquet mallets and French bread as accessories.
Ah yes, wine tasting is a sophisticated affair, until you slam back your first glass, causing you to slowly lose your fake Victorian accent — not to mention your cool.
As everyone knows, I’m obsessing over sketch comedy group Olde Payphone. Every once in a while the crew will perform alcohol taste tests. And by taste tests, I mean they get crunked off the drink du jour so you can gauge what erratic symptoms you might experience (drunk calls, tantrums, increased horniness, vomiting). They’re really doing you a favour here.
In this round, Miles, Alexis and Nick taste Almaden Box Wine. And don’t worry, medical supervision was provided by Nurse Brittany.
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There’s a legit problem in this world when a person doesn’t have enough money to buy real underwear and resorts to wearing taped up grocery bags as fake Nike shoes, but still holds on to their overpriced iPad because of its stunning retina display.
Sketch comedy group OldePayphone highlights the unique homeless situation in Los Angeles when a young couple runs into two homeless writers, one of which creatively uses plastic wrap as transition lenses. The aptly named “iBum L.A.” sketch comes from the the same comedy group that brought us “CompetiBitch” last week. Hilarz!
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Have you ever played a board game with an uber competitive player who yells obscenities if you don’t answer a trivia question correctly about the obscure Northern Crusades, or who spikes your eyeballs out with her lanyard pen if you don’t guess “Hits Owe Wad” (It’s so odd) in Mad Gab?
In OldePayphone’s new YouTube video “CompetiBitch,” a few friends play Catch Phrase with a cutthroat player named Jenna. The game results in a few bitch slaps, throat chops and tons of cuteye. It’s only a matter of time before she starts hitting below the belt…