The website Food Beast recently spotted this beer pong arcade games in Las Vegas. To that, all I have to say is: IS NOTHING SACRED THESE DAYS?!

Considering the game doesn’t provide you with alcohol, what’s the point of playing beer pong if you’re not getting drunk? Half the fun is knowing that your ability to aim gets worse (or better, considering how much more confident you become) with each drink. Then there’s knowing that there’s no one at the other end to heckle at. What about re-racking? Guarding rules?! WHY HAS THE FUN BEEN SUCKED OUT OF BEER PONG?

Basically, this the game for people who’ve seen too many college movies and don’t have any friends to play beer pong with.

By Jack Siebel

We hereby command you NEVER commit these ten party related crimes, no matter how absolutely shit-faced you are. Follow this list and you’ll save your time and your liver.

1. Don’t dance on tables.

But let’s face it, you probably will. OWN THAT SHIT.

2. Don’t be the one to break the window.

They were nice enough to host a wonderful gathering of friendly people and delicious drinks and you repay them with shattered glass and despair? No matter how you play it off, you’re still a dick.

3. Don’t creep.

 A smile and a nod go a hell of a lot farther than unexpected grabs and stalker-like movements. That said, don’t be afraid! That cute girl/guy in the corner who’s dancing like they don’t care who’s watching? You know the one you’ve been coyly glancing at all night? TALK TO THEM. DANCE WITH THEM. If the beer can’t convince you, maybe I can. Its college and you’re young, take a chance and thank me later.

4.  Don’t steal my drink  Read more…