Did you have hopes of getting tickets to Coachella this year? Well if you haven’t heard, you are most likely out of luck. 75,000 VIP and general admission tickets were made available, but they are all spoken for. According to Paul Tollett, promoter for festival organizer Goldenvoice, it was the fastest sellout in the festival’s 12-year history

As can be seen in this article from PopEater, now people are making really stupid (yet funny) offers for tickets. Have a look at what can be found when you search for Coachella tickets on Craigslist.

This is a scenario where a classic PerezHilton cocaine picture would apply. Kristen Cavallari dismissed rumors that she used cocaine at this year’s Coachella Music Festival during an interview on a L.A. based radio show.

“Don’t you think it’s funny that Coachella was – what three weeks ago? – and it’s just now coming out when [‘The Hills’] is premiering?” she said on the radio show.

When the radio host asked Cavallari if she ever used cocaine, the reality star said,  “Yeah I have. I tried it in high school. I admitted it! I don’t like being around it. I think it’s kind of a shady disgusting drug.”

She further explained, “I’m the first to admit that I like to go out and have a good time. It’s no shock that I drink. I’m not doing anything that I shouldn’t be doing. Drugs scare me…I’m off of all drugs. I’m fine, I’m really healthy and take care of myself.”