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Remember when Valentine’s Day was more about class parties and teachers bringing in chocolate?

Posted on February 14, 2014 at 12:32 pm


How To Make More Chocolate Out Of Nothing

Dear chocolate fiends, Here’s how to get more chocolate out of your chocolate. This is the kind of magic Ron Weasley would’ve been all over.

Posted on October 4, 2013 at 10:06 am


How to Throw Out Milk Duds The Awesome Way

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq-y9L7Tp0o] If your MoronUnited‘s manager, you might need to be more specific on how he should get stuff done. But as a former movie theater employee, I salute you, good sir, for throwing out Milk Duds the awesome way.

Posted on April 10, 2013 at 12:54 pm


Breaking Down Easter Candy

What I love about this weekend (besides getting extra days off. Woo for holidays!) is the amount of holiday chocolate available. Being a university student, I spend a lot of my study time just eating whatever is available, so I’m pumped that there’s more variety of chocolate all thanks to Easter. Plus, it brings back […]

Posted on March 29, 2013 at 1:36 pm


How to Eat Chocolate Indefinitely

Is Willy Wonka behind this?

Posted on March 28, 2013 at 4:38 pm