When it comes to childbirth, there’s no need for long and complicated answers. In fact, this three-year-old girl already knows the drill.
Answering what’s going to happen her pregnant Mommy’s tummy in a couple of months, this little girl simply explains it in a matter of seconds.
Ladies and gents, I think we have a future OBY/GYN on our hands.
Kim Kardashian has become one of the most hated people of 2011, after her stunt of marrying and divorcing Kris Humphries. To help restore her image, In Touch Weekly is reporting Kim is considering adopting a baby.
“She wants to adopt a Haitian baby, and she wants to do it as soon as possible,” an “insider” dishes to the mag. “She’s telling friends she wants to adopt because of the awful living conditions she saw in Haiti [writer's note: did she actually see anything in Haiti besides fashion shows and the inside of her luxury hotel?]. But it’s pretty obvious she’s only doing it to revive her image.”
However, this source says Kim is not ready to be a Mom.
“Kim treats [Mason, Kourtney Kardashian's son] like an accessory, not a baby,” the pal says. “She plays with him when she’s posing for pictures, but otherwise, she’s always busy texting to have anything to do with him. … She’s even said that she’s too into her career to have a baby.”
This woman should not be allowed to adopt a baby. Her PR stunt marriage was one thing, but bringing a child into her crazy life is another thing all together.
Do you think Kim should be able to do adopt a child?
Do you think Simon Cowell is evil? Well it seems that he’s been like that since birth. He told some stories to Regis & Kelly this morning.
“When I was about four, I found the Father Christmas outfit. So I took my brother to the top of the house and said, ‘See, there is no such thing as Father Christmas’. My brother was about three at the time and he started to cry, and then I set fire to the Father Christmas suit,” he told Regis, to a chorus of boos from the studio audience.
He added: “I was horrible. I was really, really bad. A few years later, I bought a thing called a pea gun – they shoot peas. As a joke me and my friend and I got onto this bus and pointed the gun at the driver’s head and said, you know, ‘Take me to wherever I am going’.”
But his prank backfired when he and his friend found the cops waiting for them.
“When we arrived, there [were] about five police cars and they arrested me,” said Cowell.
16 & Pregnant stars Josh Rendon and Ebony Jackson had their daughter taken away after Arkansas investigators deemed their house not fit for a child.
Somebody complained to the Department of Human Services about the living conditions. According to their report which was obtained by TMZ, “Every room inside the residence had human and dog feces on the floors, walls, and clothing.”
DHS took their daughter, and animal control stepped in to rescue the dogs.
The report continues, “The house was full of flies and in some areas, maggots” — and police claim they also found evidence of “synthetic marijuana.”
As we saw in Tuesday’s episode of Teen Mom, this isn’t an easy decision for the young couple.
“Some days, I’m like ‘Let’s get married tomorrow and have another baby!’ and some days I’m realistic,” Bookout, 19, says. “I don’t want to rush into things just because I feel like I have to have to have a family for Bentley. I don’t want to rush it if I don’t have to.”
Do you think this couple should be having another kid? It seems like Maci probably has enough on her plate.
Apparently Brooke Mueller doesn’t have confidence that Charlie will keep up with his payments. So according to TMZ, Brooke’s lawyers convinced a judge that the studio must pay Brooke directly.
So moving forward, Warner Bros. will be sending Brooke a cheque directly for $55,000 a month. Seems a little unfair considering Charlie hasn’t missed a payment, however we can see Charlie blowing all his money on some magic hookers. So it’s probably for the best.
With that being said Brooke is hardly an upstanding citizen, so it’s not inconceivable Brooke will blow the cash too.
Gawker reports Big Bear High School in California has recalled its yearbook after pictures of child porn were accidentally published. Students were asked to return the yearbooks immediately, or potentially face charges of possessing child porn. However if they are children possessing child porn, is it still illegal?
We really hope this is a student prank. And if so, quite easily one of the most elaborate/impressive pranks of all time.
Lady Gaga is no stranger to controversy and strong opinions, and apparently that was no different as a child. The singer recently revealed to Rolling Stone magazine that she was teased when she was younger, reports Canoe Jam.
The singer and fashion enthusiast shared the bullying she endured at a convent school in New York, revealing her peers would call her “a slut” and poke fun at her fake tan, hair, makeup choices, and even the way she laughs.
Guess her peers weren’t into the whole catholic moral thing, it being the ‘Catholic school Convent of the Scared Heart’ and all. Gaga shares that her peers were malicious in her youth, and that somedays she didn’t want to go to school at all.
Gaga says: “(They’d say) ‘Your laugh is funny, you’re weird, why do you always sing, why are you so into theatre, why do you do your make-up like that, what’s with your eyebrows?’
“I used to do these really big Evita brows. I used to self-tan, and I had this really intense tan in school, and people would say, ‘Why the f**k are you so orange, why do you do your hair that way, are you a dyke (lesbian)…?’
Gaga is also now amused by the fact that many of the bullies have now gone on quote to say she was ‘popular’ as a child. She seems to think they are doing it to redeem themselves.
“All of those people were bullies.”
Well, in Gaga’s defence, who’s laughing now?
Billy Bob Thornton’s daughter has been found guilty of manslaughter, reports CTV.
The actor’s daughter, who has reportedly been estranged for years, has been found guilty of aggravated manslaughter of a child in Florida.
The Orange County State Attorney’s Office delivered the verdict on Friday to the 32-year-old, named Amanda Brumfield. She faces murder charges in the death of her best friend’s 1-year-old daughter, Olivia Madison Garcia, who passed in 2008.
Wow, not only is she guilty of murdering a child, but her best friend’s child? Disgusting.
Brumfield’s defence claimed the child hit her head after trying to climb out of a playpen. Prosecutors did not believe that for a second though, saying it was “impossible” that a fall from that height would cause the three-and-a-half inch fracture on the child’s skull.
This is a very tragic case, and I feel horrible for those affected. I can’t imagine what Thornton must think of his daughter.
Schwarzenegger has recently admitted to fathering a child more than a decade ago with a longtime member of his household staff. Talk about a scandal.
Not only did the woman work in his family home for over twenty years, but she also remained working for the couple 10 years after giving birth to the child.
Schwarzenegger has released a statement:
“After leaving the governor’s office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago. I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry.
“I ask that the media respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time. While I deserve your attention and criticism, my family does not.”
As for the woman who worked for them, she said:
“I wanted to achieve my 20 years, then I asked to retire,” she said, adding she received a severance payment and “left on good terms with them.”
This is a classic scandalous hollywood story. At least Schwarzenegger had the decency to assume financial responsibility for the child, instead of simply abandoning it. But the fact that this was all happening under Shriver’s nose for almost ten years is a little painful to hear.
“Austin Powers” star Mike Myers is expecting his first child, reports Perez Hilton.
Myers will become a dad for the first time at age 47. His new wife, Kelly Tisdale, is expecting and in her second trimester.
Tisdale, a co-founder of Lower East Side hipster cafe Teany, was seen with friends in New York this week looking glowing and showing off a neat bump.
Myers’ rep confirmed the pregnancy, saying “I can confirm they are expecting a child.”
This news comes after the funnyman secretly married Tisdale in New York last fall, after dating for four years. “They were married in a private ceremony and celebrated with family and friends,” his rep confirmed at the time. They got together shortly after Myers split from his first wife, comedy writer and actress Robin Ruzan, after a 12-year marriage.
Things seem to be moving awfully quick between these two, but if they’re happy, they’re happy. Congrads!
Actress Jada Pinkett Smith has publicly defend her and husband Will Smith’s decision to allow their kids to enter showbiz at such an early age. She insists that Willow, famous for the smash Whip My Hair, and Jaden, for The Karate Kid remake and a duet with Justin Bieber on Never Say Never, don’t bear the same financial burdens as other child stars, reports Singersroom.
She told Britain’s Daily Mail, “Our children are allowed to stay in the paradigm of being a child. They don’t have to take care of their families: become the complete emotional, physical, and financial focus that happens to many child stars. Our family structure is a little different and it’s quite hard to comprehend because it’s so outside what usually happens in a family, but the paradigm is the same.”
Although the two children may seem busy – Willow’s on tour with Justin Bieber, Jaden is starting his film career – they do seem to have a good head on their shoulders. I don’t think there’s a big problem, because Jada and Will seem like the best parents one can have. Still, though, the couple still faces scrutiny.
Author Terry McMillan has even accused the parents of “exploiting” and “pimping” their pre-teens. I think that’s a little drastic. Tons of child stars have grown up to have great careers, so I don’t think their lives are in danger because of a little singing and acting.
“This isn’t about fame or money,” says Jada. “They were still going to have their trials because of who their parents are. As much as I wish I could figure out a way I could protect my children, they have their destiny. I’m not going to put brakes on that out of fear.”
At the same time, Jada recognizes the huge following her children have, and that she must keep a watchful eye on them. “I will not overlook that. I have a 10-year-old who can stand up in front of an audience of 17,000 and rock the house. I have to keep her grounded.”
See? I think Jada and Will are going to do a fine job of raising their children. I personally wish I had parents like them – they just seem so cool, but grounded at the same time. Plus, if I was child to two hot movie stars, I’d want a career in showbiz too – can you really blame Willow and Jaden?
So there has been a lot of talk over the past week regarding MTV’s newest show called Skins. If you are unfamiliar with the concept, its a drama portraying some very young and very horny teens. However, some MTV execs are getting cold feet on the series, and are going to tone it down.
It turns out that the MTV execs don’t want to be prosecuted for child porn. The following exert from The New York Times explains it well:
“In recent days, executives at the cable channel became concerned that some scenes from the provocative new show “Skins” may violate federal child pornography statutes.
The executives ordered the producers to make changes to tone down some of the most explicit content.
The executives are particularly concerned about the third episode of the series, which is to be broadcast Jan. 31. In an early version, a naked 17-year-old actor is shown from behind as he runs down a street. The actor, Jesse Carere, plays Chris, a high school student whose erection – assisted by erectile dysfunction pills – is a punch line throughout the episode.”
The premier of the show happened last Tuesday and it posted solid results. Did you see it? If so is this child porn allegation over blown, or were they really pushing the limit? And in case you have never seen the show, here’s a little preview:
New Kids On The Block member Joey McIntyre has announced his wife Barrett is pregnant with their third child, reports PEOPLE. The couple already have two boys, Rhys Edward, 1, and Griffin Thomas, 3.
“Barrett and I are so blessed and grateful for the little one on the way,” says McIntyre, 37. “We’ll have our hands full. Three’s the new nine!”
We wish our buddy Joey congrats on the great news!
A source tells Us Weekly that Pink and her husband Carey Hart are expecting their first child. “She wanted to do it between tours, when she has some time off,” the insider revealed.
The Us source says, “Pink was determined to make the relationship solid. Now she’s really happy, and she’s excited she got pregnant so fast! She’ll be a brilliant mother.”
TMZ reports that while Weezy was serving time at Rikers, he was served with paternity papers. He was supposed to have a DNA test on September 20, however he was already serving time behind the bars. The judge pushed the test until December 9.
The child is apparently 8 years old. However there is no word why the daughter isn’t pursuing Wayne herself.
Canadian singer Alanis Morissette is having her first child, reports Us Magazine. Morissette recently married Mario Treadway (aka rapper Souleye).
Morissette, 36, went about making the announcement in a clever way, using the the last entry in a feature titled “25 Things You Don’t Know About Me” to say, “I am pregnant!”
The couple wed in May at their Los Angeles home. It is the first marriage for the 36-year-old ‘Jagged Little Pill’ singer and the 30-year-old rapper. They dated for eight months.
Wow Rod Stewart is amazing! Even though he is 65 years old, that’s not stopping Stewart from spreading his man seed. It was recently announced that he will be having another child with his wife Penny Lancaster, reports PEOPLE.
“We were thrilled and delighted to be able to tell Alastair that he was going to be the big brother to a little baby, expected just before Mummy’s 40th birthday,” the couple said.
Rod of course has 5 other children from previous marriages, in addition to a 4-year-old son, Alastair, with Lancaster.
This news from Stewart is just another achievement from the good people at Viagara. On behalf of Rod Stewart, we say “Thanks Viagara.”
Cycling legend Lance Armstrong announced over Twitter that he is expecting his fifth child. This is the second child for Lance and his girlfriend Anna Hansen.
A report on the Media Take Out site claims that a source close to Beyonce confirmed that Jay-Z and Beyonce were having a baby. However if you watch Beyonce’s newest video with Lady Gaga for “Telephone”, we don’t think anybody could say Beyonce was pregnant. Also, that video was only filmed last month.