With pal Cameron Diaz offering her beat boxing talents, the duo did a hip hop jig for Chelsea Handler, who just moved her talk show into a new studio.
In the rap, Diaz and Paltrow even poked fun of Handler’s taste in men.
With lyrics like, “You like black guys, white guys, whoever’s around. Your bedroom looks like it’s a lost and found. We kinda like you because you’re blonde like us, but we can’t hang wit’ you in public ’cause you drink too much!”, it’s pretty clear these two ladies know how to have some fun.
But if this is any indication of how musically talented Gwyneth is, I’d like to see how she’d fare in an actual rap battle!
One of the funniest and controversial female comedians, Chelsea Handler, made an appearance on “Conan” last night.
The host of late night talk show “Chelsea Lately” discussed her dating life with the ginger, saying she’s “on the prowl”.
Chelsea’s always been quite frank about her love life. She even wrote a book called “My Horizontal Life”, devoted to all the men she hooked up with in her early years.
Not that many woman can get away with discussing ever so bluntly how much they love sex. In fact, Chelsea’s probably the only guest on “Conan” that can talk that way and not get scrutinized for it.
The newly single Zooey Deschanel and Chelsea Handler both made their independent debuts in navy.
Actress and singer Zooey Deschanel wore a lovely silk pleated dress with gold sparkle shoes to TV Guide’s Hot List party Monday night. Her hair, makeup and accessories were all spot on. The star of the New Girl sitcom looked lovely as always.
Comedian Chelsea Handler wore a Stella Mcartney jumpsuit to Glamour’s Women of the Year Awards in New York City earlier this week. The jumpsuit did an excellent job at showing off her natural curves. Her accessories, on the other hand, could have use a little more oomph.
Both Zooey and Chelsea’s break-ups came as a shock to the world and it’s disappointing to see such lovely ladies at a loss.
Deschanel and her husband of two years, Ben Gibbard, of Death Cab for Cutie announced their separation earlier this month. Handler and hotel owner boyfriend Andre Balasz called it quits too. The pair had kept their relationship relatively out of the spotlight when they were together.
Both women have commented that their break-ups were mutual and amicable, and it looks like they’re enjoying the single life so far.
After months of speculation, awkward twitpics and interviews, Chelsea Handler has finally confirmed rumours that she dated 50 Cent.
But of course, we all knew that anyways, right?
Although she admits the two were an item, she stresses the relationship was very casual.
Handler, who is usually on the one asking the questions on her show Chelsea Lately, took a turn to the other side on Tuesday when she sat down for an interview with Piers Morgan and answered questions about her personal life.
“We dated, very casually,” Handler admitted. “He’s a very sweet, nice guy… I was sampling, kind of, the atmosphere, seeing what was out there, and I was satiated.”
With this confirmation, rumours are finally put to rest.
Throughout the fall and winter, the two played with the web and press but never fully defined their relationship. At one point, Handler posted a photo of the two in bed and tweeted,”I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper.”
When pictures of them dining closely surfaced, Handler firmly denied the rumours.
As did the rapper, in an interview with Vibe Magazine, in which he said:
“”Chelsea is confident. I think confidence is the sexiest thing about a person. She’s the kind of person that if you’re blessed with the opportunity to hang out with her, you’ll enjoy it. I’m not sure you’ll look at her and actually want to jump over the table and f**k her, but you might. You would leave after talking with her feeling that she is a cool person.”
Oh you guys. Did you really have to do all this hiding? Piers Morgan must be some interviewer to be able to get Handler to fess up!
Chelsea Handler may bring the laughs on stage, but the comedian is now set to appear in a dramatic film role, reports E Online.
It is reported that the ‘Chelsea Lately’ star will take on the dark role of a restless housewife in the adaptation of Eric Bogosian’s 2001 novel, Mall.
Handler’s castmates include ‘Law & Order: Criminal Intent’ star Vincent D’Onofrio, who plays a ‘voyeuristic businessman’ and is also producing the film with partner Erika Hampson and Sam Maydew.
“This film will be a comment on social violence,” D’Onofrio said in a statement. “It begins as a man walks through the front door of a suburban mall armed to the teeth, causing five strangers to embark on a night that will change them forever. As the bullets fly, one teenage boy hurtles through the night on a collision course with the man he will become.”
Joe Hahn of Linkin Park will also unleash his directing debut in this movie, and Bogosian will make a cameo as a store owner.
Wow – I love Handler, but I never saw this coming. It’s a pleasant surprise though, I think she’ll do great in this. She’s obviously shown she has the acting capabilities before, appearing on ‘In The Motherhood’ and always doing comedy sketches on ‘After Lately.’ Can’t wait to see this, I’m a huge fan!
Comedian Chelsea Handler has repeatedly denied rumors of her dating 50 Cent, but it seems like the two are closer than ever – in bed!
Handler tweeted a picture of what could only be an intense cuddlefest with the rapper, captioning it “I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper.”
Handler has poked fun at the prospect of her dating 50 Cent on her late night talk show, Chelsea Lately. But despite the frequent denial of their romance, the two have been spotted on a lunch date, and even getting PRETTY close at a club in New Orleans last month.
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: Chelsea Handler is the world’s biggest attention whore!
Check out the picture in question HERE.
Comedienne Chelsea Handler slammed Angelina Jolie in her show in New Jersey this Friday night, reports Pop Eater.
Handler, who’s become a recent bestie of Brad’s ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, railed against Angie’s husband-stealing ways, calling her a “homewrecker” and a “f**king c**t.” A source close to Handler explains, stating “Chelsea hates Angelina and doesn’t for one second buy that she is this good person rescuing children in need around the World.”
Handler launched into her anti-Angie rant when a heckler in the audience distracted her from her material. Handler talked down the heckler but things took a sharp right turn straight into Angelina Jolie country.
Wow Chelsea! Digging up celebrity news from 2005 that is definitely none of your business. You sure are one class act!
Watch the rant below. (NSFW, explicit language)
By now, Chelsea Handler is a house hold name. We all know Handler from her wildly popular talk show on E!, Chelsea Lately and more so by her vulgar humor and irreverence. Due to her successes, Handler was already commissioned by E! to do a new sitcom entitled, After Lately.
According to Perezhilton.com, Handler has just landed a deal with NBC to turn her books (My Horizontal Life, Are You There Vodka? It’s Me Chelsea) into a primetime comedy series. The books are semi autobiographical, so the title character of the show will be named Chelsea. It has been reported that the character of the show will posses many of the same characteristics as Handler herself.
Handler’s novels describe everything from raunchy sexscapades to hilarious run-ins with a multitude of characters. The upcoming show is sure to be a hit, but how far can they take the humor? NBC may have to push some boundaries on this one.
Radar Online is reporting that the sale of Chelsea Handler’s ‘sex tape’ has been halted due to lack of interest.
Individuals in possession of Handler’s sex tape have supposedly just given up, partially due to a difficult business partner within the deal, and partially because the video just wasn’t fetching the kind of dough they were after. The salesmen were looking for a 6-figure payout for the footage.
Unsurprisingly, the tape was one that the attention-seeking Handler shot herself and submitted to comedy clubs along with her standup routine. Though she’s not shy about the tape, Handler has not signed off on its sale, adding another legal dimension that possibly contributed to the ending of the deal.
“Thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff…it was made as a joke,” Handler said in response to the tape on her evening talk show, Chelsea Lately.”I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club, because I’m a comedienne, and I’ve been showing it at birthday parties for f**king years!”
We can see how that may be a power play in a gender-skewed career like comedy, but it still disappoints us that Handler flashed her T and A to get some stage time. Female comics shouldn’t have to use their vajayjays to get exposure! Thank god we have classy funny ladies like Tina Fey to counteract the skankitude.
With rumours circulating about Chelsea Handler dating 50 Cent, Chelsea is not ready to address these rumours on her show, reports PopEater.
Jo Koy recently appeared on Chelsea’s show, and threw out a bomb. “Thank you for ‘banging’ 50 Cent, Chelsea.” The host blushed, turning a deep shade of crimson. A few seconds before, she had been mocking Jo’s bright red sweater — now, the tables were turned. “Don’t make me turn … red,” she said, laughing and pointing to her flushed cheeks. Chelsea again denied any relationship — “I’m not banging him!” But her next statement was oddly contradictory: “When I have something to say, I will say it on this show.” This seemed to imply that there was something to say, but that Chelsea didn’t want to talk about it.
Rumours started when TMZ posted pictures Sunday of 50 hanging out with Chelsea at a New Orleans jazz bar.
“Everyone, calm down. I met with Mr. Cent about a potential project. There’s nothing to report yet, I’ll let you know if there is,” she tweeted.
However a source close to Chelsea reports something different.
“It’s been going on awhile,” the source explained to Usmagazine.com. “It’s more of a hookup thing — whenever they are in the same town.”
The 2010 MTV VMAs took place last night in Los Angeles, and you know what that means – Tons of fabulous celebs walked the white carpet to watch comedienne Chelsea Handler host the MTV event of the year. Didn’t catch the live broadcast? Here are some of the highlights from Sunday’s show.
Taylor Swift delivered a surprise performance of a new song from her upcoming album, Speak Now. Swifty wrote the song after last year’s VMAs, where her acceptance speech for best female video was hijacked by the one and only Kanye West. We’re so glad that Taylor finally forgave Kanye for his actions. We’ve lost months and months of sleep over the sheer tragedy of Kanyegate 2009, so it’s nice to finally be able to rest easy.
If that wasn’t enough to put the “imma let you finish” jokes to bed, Kanye himself closed the show with a killer new track off of his new album toasting all the douchebags, jerkoffs, and assholes of the world. We smell an epic comeback in the near future…
Lady Gaga was the night’s big award winner, finally taking home enough statuettes to finish the moonman ball gown we’re sure she’s been working on. Gaga also announced that her next album would be titled “Born This Way” before singing a few lines from the upcoming title track. We should mention that she did all of this while wearing a minidress made out of what looked to be raw meat. We always new Gaga was a “rare” artist! Heh.
And of course, who could forget the Beebz? Bieber fever was thick in the air as the world’s smoothest 16 year old hit the stage to perform (read: lipsync) a mashup of his hits “Baby” and “Somebody to Love.” He also took home the best new artist VMA, though it took him a few tries to find his way up to the stage.
Though the show lacked the high-calibre drama of its 2009 brethren, we think it was still an entertaining way to keep busy on a Sunday night. What was your favourite part of the 2010 VMAs? Did the show live up to your expectations?
Also check out this performance by the Biebs last night.
On September 12, late night funny woman Chelsea Handler will be hosting MTV’s Video Music Awards. Chelsea made the announcement last night on her show.
“Everyone knows that when you think of rap music and hip-hop you think of ‘Chelsea Lately.’ And that’s why I will be hosting [the show].”
The last woman to host the VMAs was Roseanne Barr in 1994
2010 MTV Video Music Awards
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