Picture this: you’re a dissatisfied housewife, and things are just getting hot and heavy with your on-the-side lover when your husband (who, let’s assume, wasn’t supposed to be home for hours), shows up and catches you two in the act. You’re too busy arguing with him to notice that lover boy has fashioned a rope out of the tangled bed sheets and is using it to propel himself out the window. The fire department shows up to rescue him, but instead of thanking them for helping him land safe, the angry mister storms off in his tighty-whities. All while you and your husband continue to fight on the balcony. Sounds like some soap opera shit, right? Wrong.
The plot may be a little off (to my credit, they’re speaking Portuguese, so a little personal interpretation was necessary), but the events are all too real. Don’t believe me? Check out the video and see the drama go down for yourself.
In the world of celebrity news, there’s no shortage of hits and misses. This week, Christian Bale visits the survivors of the Colorado shooting, and LMFAO is accused of firing a bikini girl for being big boned.
HIT: Christian Bale visits the Colorado theatre shooting memorial and meets the survivors
The Batman star and his wife visited the Aurora, Colorado hospital where seven survivors are being treated for their injuries after the mass shooting during a screening of The Dark Knight Rises. He asked staff beforehand not to notify the media as he wasn’t there to represent the studio, but instead, himself. Bale reportedly spent two and a half hours at the hospital and also paid a visit to the memorial near the movie theater. It’s nice to see that he went beyond his duty as the star of the franchise, by answering the pleas of the Facebook campaign asking him to visit. He became a real hero to all Batman fans. We can now add Bale to the list of “celebrities who are awesome.”
MISS: Justin Bieber, Drake Bell Twitter drama
Former Nickelodeon star Drake Bell tweeted it was ridiculous for artists to have autobiographical films when they haven’t been around for all that long, referring to Katy Perry. Later, he said his account had been hacked and he “… wouldn’t randomly bash @katyperry….bieber however lol.” Then things went CRAY. Fans tweeted the expected “you’re just jealous” comments, but one also sent him a photo of a knife and he received threats of death by stoning. This is why you don’t upset Beliebers people! They mean business.
HIT: Rupert Grint runs with the Olympic Torch
I hate watching sports on TV, but I love the Olympics. I also love all things British, and that includes Harry Potter. I was super stoked to see Rupert Grint run with the torch and it brought a happy, proud tear to my eye. Now, if the Olympic Committee has Doctor Who’s David Tennant run with the torch like he did in one episode, I may just start bawling. Please higher beings, make it happen.
MISS: Kristen Stewart cheats on Robert Pattinson with her Snow White director Read more…
A source close to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher says the divorce was a long time coming. The source told Perez Hilton that the couple have been unhappy for quite a while.
“Ashton is unhappy; [Demi]‘s unhappy. It just got to a point where they had to end it. The fighting could get pretty intense. Whatever counseling they did was fine for a quick fix but could not get to the heart of the problem.”
Of course the root of the problem was Ashton Kutcher’s cheating, which has apparently been going on for a while. Considering that, it’s amazing they were able to last six years.
There are rumours swirling the web of Justin Bieber cheating on his girlfriend of a year, Selena Gomez.
The rumour seems to have started in Buenos Aires, Argentina, where the Beebs met the mysterious 19-year-old Macarena Lemos. We don’t know too much about her or whether or not she really “kissed” Justin. Here’s all we know of her:
- She has blonde hair
- She is a lingerie model (go figure)
- She was named after this
Whether or not she’s a human and not an alien transported from the planet of Neptune is unknown. As the woman who’s potentially breaking up the hottest couple in Teen Hollywood, she’s pretty low-key. She can barely speak English!
Either she can’t speak English or there’s a lot of crappy translators that need to get their jobs re-evaluated. Macarena apparently said: “After greeting it, I returned to my table. I continued eating to a pair of meters of him. He seemed me very pretty; to his side I felt a truck driver.”
We’re not too sure what she means by that last part but if anyone should feel as greasy and sad like a truck driver it’s Justin for allegedly hurting Selena like this.
Incase you haven’t been keeping tabs on the whole Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore fiasco, the sh*t is hitting the fan. Either the magic of Kabalah has worn off or Ashton is having a hard time with Demi’s hot-flashes. We try not to buy into rumours but according to US Weekly Kutcher pulled a ‘Tiger Woods’ with some girl named Sarah Leal. Putting his infidelity aside, Ashton has been speaking in #hashtags for so long it seems he’s lost his knack for meaningless conversation. The following is an excerpt from an interview with US Weekly where Leal talks about her one night stand with Ashton Kutcher:
The post-coital talk was a little unexpected, she confesses; the duo talked astrology (they’re both Aquarius), religion, love, even politics. “I told him I was a Lutheran from Texas. He said, ‘Oh my gosh! Are you a Republican?’” Leal says.
Democratic-leaning Kutcher quizzed her on “up-and-coming candidates. I said Rick Perry. He asked if I’d vote for him. I said I didn’t know and he laughed. He laughed at pretty much everything I said.”
But it wasn’t all twenty questions between the lovers, according to Leal. After having sex for a second time — and arguing over Leal’s cell phone — the married Two and a Half Men star was tender.
“He was like, ‘I enjoy things like this because I’m an actor 90 percent of the time and it’s fake. It’s nice to have moments that are real,’” Leal recalls.
Really dude?! Honestly? This is the best you could do? Incase it wasn’t bad enough that you cheated on your wife, her political affiliation was the only thing you could come up with after sex? I guess Two and A Half Men wasn’t the only thing Charlie Sheen does better than Kutcher. What’s worse is after all this, Ashton isn’t even following the poor girl on Twitter. I also can’t help but question the “real” moment they had. Kutcher allegedly lied to a twenty-two year old he just met to have sex, without a condom, while probably lying to his wife. Now I’m just confused, who’s lying here? Sarah Leal or Kutcher? In the mean time, I’ll be watching Kutcher’s Twitter account for the trending topic #WhatWouldTigerWoodsDo?
IRONY! Are you familiar with NBC’s segment To Catch a Predator? The news specials, hosted by Chris Hansen, catches would be sex predators in televised stings. Well Chris has been caught in his own game.
Although not nearly as bad as pedophilia, Hansen has been caught cheating on his wife with a younger Miami TV reporter. The Daily Mail reports he was recorded taking Miss Caddell on a romantic dinner at the exclusive Ritz-Carlton hotel in Manalapan, before spending the night at her Palm Beach apartment. Secret cameras followed Chris and his “friend” throughout the weekend.
The young Miami reporter is Kristyn Caddell. Kristyn is 30 years old and works for the local NBC affiliate.
Chris – not good man. And talk about crazy irony! And in case you’re not familiar with Chris’ work on NBC, see the video below.
Former ‘Jersey Shore’ reality star Angelina Pivarnick’s and her former fiancee David Kovacs have split, reports E Online. Kovacs confirmed to E himself that the couple have called it quits.
Kovacs has accused Pivarnick, who is now pregnant, of cheating on him multiple times in the past, even doubting that the child is really his. But if he really is the baby daddy, he claims he is ready to step up.
“If there’s a child involved that’s mine, I would of course take care of it. The last thing I’d want in my life is to raise a child in a broken home,” he says.
The investment banker says he has also received pressure from his company to call it quits with the MTV star. ”My relationship [with her] has been career suicide,” Kovacs says. “It’s hurt me tremendously. I’ve gotten tremendous pressure from my own job kind of pushing me out of my firm.”
Despite her reputation, Kovacs said he’d never seen the show when he first met her. “I’d never seen a show of Jersey Shore until after I met her,” he explains. “I would never judge somebody based on their past or based on what happened, and I kind of went there completely unbiased.”
When the couple officially split, Kovacs said he won’t ask her to return the engagement ring.
“She can keep the ring,” he says, adding: “That was something that I gave her and when I did, it was happiest day of my life so that’s for her. This is not a monetary thing for me.”
And there you have it, another failed reality romance. Shocking.
Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham and her soccer star hubby David had some happy news to announce this weekend. They’re pregnant! Again!
“David and Victoria Beckham are delighted to confirm they are expecting their fourth child in the summer,” the couple’s rep announced. “Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz are very excited about the arrival of their new brother or sister.”
And what flawless timing! The baby announcement must be a happy break for David, who’s been receiving lots of negative press regarding his alleged extramarital activity. Beckham has been accused of sleeping with a prostitute, who was quickly sued by Beckham’s crack legal team, and with a married woman, whose millionaire husband cited the affair in their divorce proceedings.
We sure hope all’s well in Beckhamland and that this new baby isn’t a last-ditch effort to save the high-profile couple’s marriage.
TMZ is reporting that Miley Cyrus was initially supposed to perform her rendition of Every Rose Has It’s Thorn on last night’s AMAs – until rumors surfaced that her mama Tish was romantically involved with the rocker who wrote the ballad, Bret Michaels.
Two sources connected to the AMAs say that the rundown of the show was changed on Thursday to accommodate Mileybird’s last minute decision. It’s been said that Miley seriously considered keeping the song, but decided instead to replace it with Love and Forgiveness.
Bret Michaels has strongly denied rumors of hooking up with Tish on multiple occasions, insisting that they are “just good friends.”
We can see why Miley would want to drop the song, but this doesn’t really help on the rumor mill front!
Radar Online is reporting that Tiger Woods has paid his ex-wife Elin Nordegren approximately $110 million in divorce payouts.
The ever-classy Nordegren has refused to flaunt her settlement money. Though she’s quite clearly rolling in it, Elin’s only major shopping trip of recent history seems to be a quick house-hunting jaunt in Florida to be close to Tiger and to ease the joint custody of their children.
“Tiger was worried Elin was going to move back to Sweden and take their children,” an unnamed source said.”That was a bigger hang up than money. Making sure he had access to Sam and Alexis was crucial for Tiger.”
And that might not be the end of Elin’s payout! Because Tiger is worth roughly $500 million in total, She could be entitled to another $100 million in cash and assets.
After banging half of the world’s trashy hooker population, we think Woods got what was coming to him.
Radar Online reports that the girl Ashton Kutcher had a one-night stand with, Brittney Jones, has a pretty raunchy sexual past. The girl made her sex tape debut at only 19 years old!
The footage consists of a series of short clips shot on a cell phone of Jones engaging in various lewd sexual acts. The film’s masterful cinematographer, Jones’s ex-boyfriend, claims she was “definitely into it.” Jones and her amateur director boyfriend were together for a year before breaking it off six months ago as a result of their own cheating scandal.
Jones is apparently a “hard partier” and “always drank a lot “ according to an anonymous source. They added that Jones has been couch surfing and using the men in her life for financial support. It’s been suggested that she “just lives off of her boyfriends.”
Furthermore, Kutcher has denied cheating on Demi Moore, his wife of five years. The only hard evidence that Jones and Kutcher had any relationship to speak of is a series of very asexual texts he allegedly sent to Brittney.
We don’t buy for a second that Ashton cheated on the beautiful Demi Moore with that skanky trash bag. It seems likely that Jones may be looking for some hush money from the Punk’d star just to shut her up!
Do you think Ashton Kutcher and Brittney Jones hooked up?
Perez Hilton is reporting that Jesse James’ old mistress, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, wishes him only the best in his new relationship with tattoo artist Kat Von D.
Wait, she’s still relevant? We thought she crawled back to her dumpster home long ago.
“There are no hard feelings towards Jesse,” McGee said. “I just always wish him the best with Kat and everything… I kind of joke around with Kat, but I have no hard feelings or anything. I’ve never met her before, no… She’s probably so sick of people comparing her to me, but I get compared to her all of the time so it’s whatever.”
How delusional is this lady?! We’re not sure how McGee can joke around with someone she’s never met. “Twin” telepathy, perhaps?
Von D may be an ever-so-minor upgrade from alleged neonazi McGee, but Jesse will never find an amazing woman like his now ex-wife, Sandra Bullock. Jesse James’ affair with the “Bombshell” was revealed just days after Bullock took home her best actress Oscar for her work in The Blind Side.
Jesse can swap spit with whatever kind of scum demon he wants as long as everybody leaves Sandy alone!
Ashton Kutcher is denying reports that he cheating on wife Demi Moore. Star reported that an eyewitness saw Ashton “kissing and groping a hot young blonde by an out-of-the-way bathroom at Italian restaurant Madeo in L.A.”
“I think Star magazine calling me a “cheater” qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees,” he wrote. “STAR magazine – you don’t get to stand behind “freedom of the press” when you are writing fiction.”
“Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall, and he was totally making out with her,” the source told Star. “I was shocked to see him sucking face with a girl who obviously wasn’t Demi.”
Jesse James is finally going to speak about the messy scandal and breakup between him and Sandra Bullock, reports People.
James, seen in a promo clip for the interview he gave to ABC News’ Nightline, broke down in tears while talking about the situation.
“I took a pretty amazing life and marriage … and threw it away,” James says in the clip. His emotions run so high at one point in the interview that James walks away.
Jesse James’ marital problems have been far from secret. He has admitted to cheating on Bullock and that his affairs with multiple women have made him “The most hated man in the world.”
According to People, James has put the house that he and Sandra Bullock shared up for sale and plans on moving to Austin, Texas. He’s hardly running away from his problems, though, Bullock loves to spend time in Austin.
The complete interview will air on Nightline on Tuesday night.
Matthew Morrison, who plays Will Schuester on FOX’s hit show Glee, has been unaffected by rumours saying that he and co-star Lea Michelle (Rachel Berry on Glee) were romantically involved, reports People.com.
Wherever there is fame, there are tabloids, so it’s no surprise that as Glee continues to succeed Morrison is getting a lot of attention. He isn’t getting caught up in it though, telling Parade that the controversy is “so laughable.”
Speaking about the rumours surrounding he and Michelle, Morrison said, “…we were literally on set and I got a call from my publicist, and [Lea] got a call a minute later. And we looked at each other like, ‘What the f—?’”
Morrison also tackled the rumour that he and his ex-fiancee split because she suspected he was cheating.
“I have a great relationship with [my ex],” says Morrison. “I feel like I can handle this stuff because I don’t really care. I’ve never gotten into tabloids and I don’t really care about it now, but I just feel bad for other people in my life who are getting dragged into it. It just kinda sucks.”
Although his character on Glee has hooked up with a few different ladies on the show in the past few weeks, Matthew Morrison wants to make it clear that it doesn’t have any kind of similarity to his own life.
Perez Hilton is reporting that Whoopi Goldberg has admitted to cheating while she was married.
The actor, who has been married three times, said, “I did it five or six times… Yes, I screwed around while I was married, yeah. I made mistakes too. It happens sometimes. Maybe [Jesse James] was trying to find something different too. I’m not excusing what I’m doing as, ‘Hey, maybe there’s something else to look at here’ as opposed to just saying, ‘Hey, he’s a bonehead.’”
Motorcycle freak Jesse James has finally decided to come clean. People.com reports that after facing allegation of infidelity to his Oscar winning wife, Sandra Bullock, he has issued an apology to her and his three children.
In a statement provided to PEOPLE, James states:
“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.”
He still, however took complete responsibility for the heartbreak and Bullock moving out of their Southern California home.
Although you can still see Tiger Woods sporting Nike caps, t-shirts and shoes, don’t expect to see any Gatorade his hand. E! reported that a day after Nike pledged commitment to the now controversial golf pro, PepsiCo-owned Gatorade announced that they were dropping Woods. Like he’s hot.
“We no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing efforts and have ended our relationship,” said a spokeswoman for Gatorade, which discontinued its Gatorade Tiger Focus energy drink in December. “We wish him all the best.”
It is not official whether the company dropped him due to his recent marital woes, but it’s not too difficult to figure out.
Gatorade is not the only company to let go of the apologetic athlete; Accenture was the first to cut him, followed by AT&T. Watchmaker Tag Heuer and Gillette let him off a little bit easier; without completely letting him go, they have decided to give him smaller roles in advertising for the near future.